Joke Collection Website - Blessing messages - How to talk to people?

How to talk to people?

1, "Little Sister, do you look in the mirror every day?"

"Yes, what's the matter?"

"I really envy you. I can see people I like every day. "

2. "Let me ask you a question, which one has nothing to do with you?"

"Husband."

"Hey, my wife is so smart."

3. "May I ask you the way?"

"Where to?"

"To your heart."

4. "Honey, just drinking a cup of coffee is simply too bitter."

"I can't sleep at night."

"As long as I hold you, it's so sweet that I immediately fall asleep."

5. "People like you ..."

"What's wrong with me?"

"I have nothing to talk about with you except falling in love."

6. "Will you like me?"

"No."

"Then I'll teach you!"

7. "Do you have a lighter?"

"No."

"Then how did you light up my heart?"

8. "Is your father a thief?"

"No."

"Then how can he steal bright stars and put them in your eyes?"