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New Year’s Day Funny SMS Blessings

1. Happy New Year! Although these four words only cost me 1 cent, they are equivalent to 1.5 tons of blessings falling on you!

2. New Year’s weather forecast: You will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy clouds, happy clouds, smooth frost, happy thunder, safe hail, and happy flashes. They will Be with you throughout the year

3. Happy New Year! I sincerely wish you: God bless you! Allah cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! Clouds will come to you, rain will come to you. May the sky be full of wine, and gold will be everywhere.

4. I wish you pretty every day, happy all the time, healthy every minute, lucky every second, never lonely, and lots of money! happy new year!

5. The New Year is coming, I wish you happiness I wish you good luck every day, your life will be better and better, you will win the lottery every time, you will win every time you play cards, and you will taste good every meal. If you dare to forget me, be careful to get a stick

6. I wish you good luck in the new year : Wealth is rolling in, hair is like a fat pig; body is great, as strong as a bear; love is sweet, as beautiful as bees; wealth is rolling in, and is as abundant as ox hair!

7. I have been picking a flower for a long time but I can’t bear to throw it away when it withers; I have been holding an umbrella for a long time and I can’t think of picking it up when the rain stops; I have been walking on a road for a long time and can’t even reach the end when it gets dark; a sentence I have been waiting for a long time... Happy New Year

8. I wish you all the best in the new year, may the two dragons soar, the three sheep prosper, the four seasons be safe, the five blessings may come to your door, the six or six fortunes may come, the seven stars may shine brightly, and everything may come from all directions. Wealth, ninety-nine are of the same mind, perfect in everything

9. God said: Happiness is to have a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfying job, a person who loves you deeply, and a group of trustworthy friends. You will Have it all! Happy New Year!

10. In order to thank you for your care and support over the years, I will give you a big reward during the New Year's Day! Anyone who has a certain status in my heart will receive a New Year's Day text message worth RMB 10 provided by me

11. A zero score on an exam is called a duck egg, a bad thing is called a bad guy, an empty head is called a fool, someone who gets fired is called a fuck off, an egg that is too perfect is called a round egg - Happy New Year's Day!

12. Life is so tiring: I have to line up to get on the bus, I have to suffer for loving you, eating has no flavor, drinking easily makes me drunk, and I have to pay taxes to make money! Even sending a text message to Xiaozhu is charged! Wish you a Happy New Year

13. In the new year, there are new changes every year, but my heart has not changed, and my vow has not changed. I want to... grow old with you.

14. If you are alone now, I wish you a Happy New Year; if you are two people, then Happy New Year too; if you are a group of people, please tell me where you are.

15. Wishes: One Yuan begins again and everything is renewed; May you be happy every year and be safe every year; May you have abundant financial resources and be rich and auspicious; May you be happy and healthy and have more than enough celebrations; May you embrace peace and happiness in your home; be joyful

16. Friendship is like fragrant rice, hot shabu-shabu, and spicy Erguotou. Are you greedy again? Let’s have a cup on New Year’s Day!

17. Pain is best for others, happiness is your own; trouble will be temporary, friends are always eternal; love is managed with heart, and there is no big deal in the world. Happy New Year

18. I wish: The leader favors you, the police let you go, the court faces you, your official career is with you, your wife is with you, you can eat and drink as you please, your wealth will protect you, and you are the only one who will win!

19. Don’t move! Raise your hands. Those you know stand on the left, those you don’t know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Talk about you! Put down your phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully to me: I wish you a happy New Year

20. The New Year is here. Think about what to give you, but don’t plan too much. , I will only give you 50 million: 10 million happiness! Be healthy! Be safe! Be content! Never forget me!