Funny greetings on March 8.

The humorous greetings in section 38 are as follows:

1, honey, today is Women's Day, so don't mop the floor, wash the dishes or take care of the baby. You can invite some sisters to play. Don't worry, I have everything. I'll hire someone to do it myself. Happy March 8th.

2. On Women's Day, "sunny city" sends auspiciousness, "sunny weather" sends health, "clouds rolling and clouds relaxing" sends wealth, "moonlight pouring" sends auspiciousness, and SMS sends blessings. May you be happy all your life. I wish you a happy Women's Day.

3. The sound of spring thunder awakens the sleeping mood; Drizzle, wet the beautiful face; Flowers are in full bloom, with a happy smile; The ringing of the bell sent holiday wishes: Women's Day is here, I wish you a happy day.

4, half-life parenting, I can't repay it, and I have been exposed to audio teaching to help children grow up. Now my temples are gray and my cheeks are vicissitudes. I work hard for my children just to seek their happiness. Today is Women's Day, I wish all mothers in the world happiness and well-being.

After March 8th, it will be March 9th. After Women's Day, they walked along the mother river of the Yangtze River and the Yellow River. They are really worried. The river water pollutes fish and shrimp, the pollution exceeds the standard and the river water stinks. It is urgent and imperative to protect the mother river. Let's act quickly.

6. When Women's Day arrives, flowers smile at you, birds call you, you are happy, well equipped, busy on holiday, bring your wallet, have fun, feel comfortable and have all the best. I wish you a happy Women's Day.

7. Women's Day is coming. I solemnly declare that all the beautiful women in the world are my sisters! In order to avoid an important interruption, please forgive me for not visiting New Year, and send a short message in advance to say that the beautiful woman is lucky, beautiful and happy.

Today is a beautiful spring day, and women held a meeting. It's not the old society now. Sisters have status. Give consideration to family and career, wisdom and beauty. As one of them, I wish you a happy Women's Day and more beautiful harvest.

9. After all kinds of phone calls and all kinds of waiting, your holiday has finally come. With a happy heart, I send you warm feelings. I wish you more and more beautiful, happy life, happy youth and happy Women's Day.

10, Women's Day is coming. I specially picked a white cloud as a shawl coat, a rainbow as a colorful dress, and left a sunny smile for you. I wish you a happy holiday and eternal youth.