Classic joke of mobile phone short message

Classic joke of mobile phone short message

SMS classic joke:

1, the two officers argued endlessly about their age on the wine table, and each took out his military officer's card and gave it to a beautiful woman in the seat for judgment.

When a beautiful woman looks at it, there is only the date of birth on the military officer's card, and they are the same. Chen Jiao said, I don't know who is older or younger!

I went out to study and had a good chat with Xiao Wang. A Chongqing? Pretty girl? Come and listen, Xiao Wang is even more ruthless.

Maybe I don't understand. Pretty girl? I shouted to Xiao Wang eagerly: What did you say?

Xiao Wang blushed and didn't say a word for a long time

? Pretty girl? Still looking at Xiao Wang warmly, Xiao Wang finally said bitterly: I'm not an idiot! ?

A little girl dropped a perfume lid in her bag, and the cabin was full of fragrance. The little girl took a tissue and began to wipe her bag.

Suddenly, the uncle sitting next to the little girl's face changed greatly, pointing to the little girl and saying, you, you, you, are you going to let people go home? ~ ~ ~

A girl's birthday, she asked me to give her a camera. I said:? It doesn't matter if I give it to you If something happens then, don't give up on me. ?

She said:? What will happen. ?

I looked at her sad face and sighed. You'll be scared to death then, not to mention I provided the tools for committing crimes. ?

SMS classic joke 2:

1, rockets and missiles are often the "spiritual penises" advocated by some countries. Today, Kim Dae-shuai successfully showed you what hanging up means.

In Titanic, if Rose is not so fat, then Jack can lie on the same board with her, and Jack won't die?

3. A big man was defeated by a master, who said: I practice Taekwondo;

The master was defeated by the Great Xia, who said: I practice Jeet Kune Do;

The hero was defeated by my aunt, who said, I am a bus driver.

4. It is reported that the domestic fashion industry? Local model? Among them, leg model has the highest income.

How to position your legs really determines your income.

It is rumored that Guo Meimei was once called Guo Jiang Jiang.

5. Two pregnant young people are chatting.

? What a coincidence! We are both pregnant at the same time! Make a young marriage for your future children! ?

? Well, if we all have boys, let them be gay; If it is a girl, let them be lilies; What if it's a man and a woman? Let them be brother and sister! ! ?

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