Humor classics talk about reply

First, reply for the first time, so nervous! Are there any hidden rules? Do you need to take it off? What should I say? How many words does it take to show literary talent? Is it too far for me to write so well? Can others not understand it if it is so profound? So excited! How can I pretend to reply frequently? So nervous!

second, if the fire truck doesn't come, the fire will go out!

third, when you pretend to be with me, an impulse to chop you to death is gradually spreading throughout my body

fourth, my psychological quality is as good as no psychological quality.

5. Look at the advertisement and a TV series pops up! !

6. Don't be infatuated with elder sister, who takes off her makeup and wants you to vomit blood.

7. I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

the one who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.

nine, good! (Although there is only one word in this reply, it profoundly expresses the deep blessing and deep-rooted feelings of the respondent. It can be said that it is concise and profound, and every word is exciting and tearful, which shows that the respondent has a solid writing foundation, handy writing skills and terrible innovation ability. Plus ending with an exclamation point, the finishing touch, a wonderful pen, a far-reaching artistic conception, taking care of the previous article and sublimating the theme)

1. Recalling the end, I found that I had nothing.

eleven, Li Bai, your wine brought me three hundred poems of Tang poetry

twelve, I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.

XIII. Someone told you that my family uses mineral water to flush toilets. How do you respond? All I peed was a royal salute.

14th, what is your brain! It's a tick!

15. Why do you always keep something to yourself? Want to stretch your chest?

16. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. When I see you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave.

seventeen, protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people. . .

18. I finally found the secret of a woman's eternal youth? That's lying about your age?

19. Do you know what humor is? Humor is the impulse to laugh when you cry.

twenty, there is no way to go, just take the bus.

21st, do you know why our biology is not good? Because we are all pure children's papers!

twenty-two, you are bragging here again. The foreman has been looking for you everywhere, telling you to go back to the construction site quickly. There are still two trucks of cement to be unloaded. The foreman said that if you don't go back, you won't get a penny for more than 3 yuan in 1 days. And the village chief called and asked me to tell you that widow Wang from the village next door came to your house to propose marriage, and told you to pay your wages and go back to her tomorrow. And your nephew's DNA test results came out. Your nephew is not yours and your sister-in-law's. Aunt Zhang next door also went to the village to send a rough case, saying that you could forget about peeking at her bathing five years ago. Come back to the village with peace of mind. The village is electrified, the phone is connected and the road is repaired. Don't wander around and talk nonsense

23. Teacher, I will wish you as many years as you give me.

24. If you love boldly, don't say love if you don't love. So, well.

Twenty-five. When Dayu was in charge of water control, he went through the house three times and didn't enter, so his wife sang at home every day and missed him: Dayu who was missed in those years. .

twenty-six, love is like the wind pouring into memories, the pain is blown away, and love catches cold unconsciously.

27. when I paid the phone bill, I found that what I said was so valuable.

twenty-eight, don't be confused, don't be trapped in love.

twenty-nine, boss, do you have any coke? A bottle of Sprite, please. . .

3. You give me a love, and I really can't bear to leave here. Or press Ctrl+Alt+Del to return.

thirty-one, I'm not afraid of hooligans' literacy, but I'm afraid of satyr's patience.

thirty-two, a lot of things are between not being wronged and being melodramatic.

33. If it weren't for you, there would be no fool.

thirty-four, I never copied, but I didn't say I wouldn't copy.

thirty-five, the left eye jumps, the peach blossoms bloom, the right eye jumps, and the chrysanthemums bloom.

thirty-six, people who are too haggle over every ounce are not suitable for dating, but for buying food.

people who laugh at me, please white your toothbrush first. . .

thirty-eight, I was playing gobang, and I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time.

thirty-nine, life is like anxiety, there is no accurate word, but it is thrilling. . . .

forty, falling in love does not delay learning, but it is unrequited love that delays learning.

forty-one, if a foodie doesn't eat, it's because he's full.

forty-two, texting in class, that kind of feeling with his neck hooked and scared, only those who have experienced it can understand it.

Forty-three, when I was in a long queue, I realized that I was a descendant of the dragon.

A collection of classic humorous sentences with automatic reply.

1. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick the stars.

2. I drowned in the ocean of learning.

3. I am very busy now, as for what to do, Rain Girl.

5. Hello, I'm discussing with Gunala, the dark god, how to kill the magic fairy castle. If you have any difficulties, please call Super Flash or call the Wang Wang team. Anyway, I'm not here now!

6. You used to be happy, but later you learned to fall in love.

7. I'll buy you oranges. Don't walk around here.

8. He is not very good, but he just can't forget it.

9. Understand the reply of provinces and cities 1

1. Later, you didn't retain me and didn't look back.

11.[ Automatic reply] Because of your insincere attitude, the message was not sent successfully

12. I am comparing photosynthesis with cats and transpiration with green plants.

13. Don't bother me while I'm sunbathing

14. You missed too many times when I needed you.

15. I really want to contact you, but I lack an identity.

16. Please be patient.

17. Please press two for voice chat.

18. I don't want you to think, I just want to think, I think I don't want to talk to you.

19. What are you doing? What are you arguing about? I'm studying. Can you excuse me?

2. If you want me to reply, you can treat me to spicy strips

21. Fish, the Tang master went out to cast a net and came back to favor you. Classical humorous sentences with automatic reply 2

22. If you don't reply after reading, you are studying, so don't influence me to take the Tsinghua exam.

23. I went to the universe to pick up the stars, and I will be right back ~

24. My recovery skills are cooling down

25. Because you ignored your little cutie for a long time, the other party has crashed ...

26. I can tell her for you if there is anything

27. I went to the universe to pick up the stars, and I will be right back

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29. It's sunny in spring, heavy rain in summer, windy in autumn and snowy in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is meeting you.

3. Please enter 52 I love you greetings.

31. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.

32.[ Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party is trying to reject your message, please send a red envelope to unlock it.

33.[ Automatic reply] I didn't catch what you just said, please send it again.

34. The sword is not properly matched, and you are already in the Jianghu.

35. To continue the fire, please press 5

36.[ Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party's information has been blocked. If you want her to reply to you, please enter "I am a pig" three times to unblock it.

37. I want to dance a colorful plumage and get drunk in your arms in the floating red leaves.

38. Hello, I replied automatically. You can chat with me, but that's all I know.

39.[ automatic reply] hello, our boss has gone to the universe to pick stars. I can tell her if there is anything, but you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato-flavored ones.

4. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.

41. I'm tied up by a nail. If you want to see me, you should nail the whole thing to prevent addiction.

42. I'm going to eat. If you are a handsome guy, please contact me later. If you are a beauty ... even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first! Humorous automatic reply copywriting short sentence

humorous automatic reply copywriting short sentence 1

1. Welcome to call the service hotline of AWE customer service system

2. Hello, our boss has gone to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but you have to treat me to ice cream first, with vanilla flavor.

3. I didn't see the news just now. Send it again ...

4. Some cute and interesting automatic reply copywriting skills are cooling down. 1

5. I'm basking in the sun. Don't bother me. 6. Please press

7. Hello, if you need anything, please find Super Flash or call the Wang Wang team. They will help you solve all the problems. No.

8. If you don't reply, you're eating chicken. If you don't reply, you're eaten by chicken.

9. Please press four to continue the grass.

1. Jackson Yee and I have gone to be astronauts and come back to catch aliens for you.

11. Hello, I'm not bored now. I hope you can find it again when I'm bored.

12. For others, please press seven

13. I'm going to eat

15. People who are uncomfortable often laugh the most in the crowd.

16. There is a group that has been kept for you, but it's a pity that you won't come back.

17. Drowned in the ocean of learning

18. Tell Dad to call back

19. Your message has been delivered to the other party and can't be read back

2.[ Automatic reply] Chatting is valuable, and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw both! Humorous automatic reply short sentence 2

21. Hello, I'm her boyfriend. You can tell me if you have anything, because I recently found a lot of men chatting with her. I love this girl very much. I hope my baby won't be hooked up by others. Although Roy is busy, I will take time to accompany her. 22. Jackson Yee's wife is not here. 23. Don't worry. I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to be in vain. You can't find me if you want to. If you and I have a previous life agreement, please wait a moment, be there or be square!

24. It is closed today.

25. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during the taste appreciation period.

26. Sorry, the subscriber you called is not at the computer. Please bang on your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I'll give you a reply when I hear the noise.

27. I'll bring you a star when I go to the Galaxy.

28. I can't finish my homework, so I'm not here.

29. I went to the Magic Fairy Castle to play cards with the Magic Fairy King. Please come back later.

3. I am grinding, and I can't greet you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived it of maternity leave.

31.[ Automatic reply] There are too many people chatting at present, and there are 198 people ahead. Please be patient ~

32. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love most.

33. He is not so good, but he just can't forget it.

34. Hello, I'm Eva. Please cooperate with my work and hand over all your unhappiness.

35. Feeding pigs.

36. You are graceful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful and beautiful. Your father is on his way.

37. You Prince ne is very busy now. As for what to do, a rainy girl has no melons, and she needs little mud. You just need to study hard and steal fairy gems with me.

38. You keep talking and I pretend to listen.

39. The fairy is in the magic fairy castle. Please send a hula hula to become a pig.

4. If you don't come back, you are studying. If you don't come back, you are stupid. Humor replies to birthday wishes sent by others

Humor replies to birthday wishes sent by others (1)

1. It is often said that the friendship between comrades-in-arms and classmates is the most sincere and eternal friendship in the world, and we should not feel happy if we have one of them.

2. If you often watch the awards ceremony of major movies, TV and music, it is not strange that after the award-winning actors or singers come on stage to receive the awards, they should express some words of thanks to those who have helped them and made them achieve greater achievements!

3. Life is like an endless sea, and friendship is the spray in the sea. The sea is more beautiful with spray, and life is sweeter with friendship.

4. Friend, thank you for your concern for me all the time. May all happiness surround you, and I wish you happiness every day and happiness forever.

5. on the day I met you, I didn't want to be apart. Of all the possibilities in Qian Qian, I will only choose you.

6. thank you: accompany me through the lost days; Thank you: when I am bored, listen to me talk nonsense; Thank you for helping me when I was helpless; Thank you: my best and most intimate friend.

7. thank you for your company for so many years, because I am happy because of you, because I am happy because of you.

8. With your kind words, I will live a better life, as you wish.

9. With understanding, friendship can last forever; With friendship, life is valuable. Let us shine the light of understanding.

1. The sky is beautiful because of clouds, mountains and rivers, flowers are beautiful because of green leaves, and life is beautiful because of you. Thank you, my best friend. May my friendship last forever.

11. I am glad to have such a supportive and loving family and friend. All the congratulations I received were really warm. Thank you all.

12. On this most special day, thank you for your blessings, which makes my birthday more loving.

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