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Me: Hello, everyone! Welcome to my death chat room. Tea is not provided in this chat room. Please take care of yourself in the bathroom if you are thirsty.

Yao: Hello, everyone! I am the host of this chat. I think everyone knows me, so I won't introduce myself ...

Duan: Who is this big man?

Yao: ... (What a shame! )

Me: Let me introduce you. This is Yao Ming, a famous NBA star in China. His fans are Yao Yangle. If you read fast, you will read Liang Yao, which is actually very similar.

Lao Duan: What does he do?

Me: Hmm ... OK ... He is the host today.

Guan: protest! Why let him preside over it? Isn't it just a little more handsome and taller than us?

Me: hmm ... how tall are you?

Guan:1.72m (proud).

Me: What about Yang Le?

Yao: 1.87 meters.

Me: ... hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... fifteen centimeters ... really a little ... (wiping sweat)

Lu Hao: Can we get started? I have a case to deal with later.

Yao: OK, now I declare the chat started!

(The guest table is a mess ...)

Yao: Quiet! What's the matter with you? Today, we should unite and work together to make Ma Yue an idiot! ……