How should a single person introduce himself?

When you meet the girl or man you like, you are lustful and want to live together with him/her. At this time, you have to say something or show something to express your love to him/her elegantly and implicitly. I am single.

1. Literary version: The past can not look back for the rest of my life please give me advice

Pretentious version: The past can not look back for the rest of my life please give advice

Literary version: We first met, please give me advice for the rest of my life

Pretentious version: chu chu xiang yu, yu sheng qing duo zhi jiao

2. Girls version: This is A piece of sharing information. I am a girl of 18 years old. I am 1.68 meters tall and fair-skinned. I can lift my breasts or legs and shoulders. I can carry it through water with my hands. I can pass through halls on the road. I have defeated rogues and three good citizens. My character is guaranteed. Now I rent half of the beds. .

Boy version: My husband comes from a poor and ugly family, and I am 1.49 meters tall. My ancestors were lucky enough to have a junior high school education in one acre of Susukada. I have an ancestral chromosome in my rural household registration. The gift can be used to improve the appearance and IQ of future generations.... ..

3. Wang Erya! I am alone and you are alone, how about we get together to live together...

4. Take a photo of the second cup at half price and send it to your circle of friends.

5. Valentine’s Day, Singles’ Day, take a photo of your left hand or right hand and send it to your circle of friends, with the text - I’ll be with you along the way, and I’m willing to feel a little pain, even if I’m destined to be separated from you in this life. .

6. You can say this, lately everyone keeps introducing people to me, which is so annoying. I think fate still has to happen by chance, are you right?

7. Tell the other person that your profession is——

Programmer, Designer, Encoffiner, Teacher, Reporter, Advertising Dog, New Media Practitioner

8. Or tell The other party chose his own university major -

Department of Philosophy and Archeology News Civil Engineering Information Engineering Mechanical and Electrical Programming Mine Engineering

9. One to three! Sorry...

10. I have not met anyone who can give me a body temperature of 36.8 degrees Celsius.

11. The 30 yuan phone bill has been spent for more than a month.

12. The spare key at home has been kept in the bag for two years.

13. I usually watch movies by myself.

14. Compose a poem:

Who sits alone with a bright window

I have two shadows

In the lamp When Jin is about to sleep

Shadows also cast away people

Nothing like that

What a miserable me