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Humorous jokes about labor day
1, I: Mom, I want to go home on May Day.
Mom: I didn't cook for you at night.
Me: I do it myself.
Mom: There is no rice.
Me: Then I won't go back. I didn't eat or drink when I went back anyway.
Mom: Well, what a good boy.
2, May Day is coming, buy yourself a globe, the world is so big, you can not only look at it, but also stroll around!
May Day is coming. The boss said to Xiao Wang, a newly recruited salesman: Many counters are engaged in promotional activities today. Let's change the price. Give that suit 1000 yuan a 60% discount. Will it be changed?
Xiao Wang said: Yes, it is to change 1000 to 400.
The boss waved his hand and said, no, learn. Is to change the original price 1000 yuan to 2500 yuan. You got it?
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