Change numbers, humor, text messages and sentences

1. This is a blessing message from xx. The recipient is happy and healthy. You can also send "I invite you to dinner" to xxxxxxxx to win the opportunity of face-to-face communication with idols. Hurry up and act!

2. Rich people change their mobile phones, poor people change their mobile phone numbers, xxx, new mobile phone number XXX ... Welcome to harass, please press for dinner, please dial directly for introduction, please call if you borrow money,

The last number of 3.xx was killed in the front line. This is a new number. After using it, I found that people have grown taller and stronger. The most important thing is not to be stupid. It feels good.

4. xxx, the owner of xxxxxx, was held hostage by XXXXXX, the new machine. We look forward to your attention and rescue!

5. I feel deeply guilty for supporting Unicom business in the past two years, resulting in poor mobile operation. I changed my mobile phone number, so please save it, xxx, thank you!

6. The world is changing too fast. Some people change cars: some people change rooms: some people change wives: some people change lovers: some people change jobs; Someone changed their mobile phone. In order to keep pace with the times. I solemnly declare that I want to change my number, too. My new number now is xxx.

7. Ladies and gentlemen, big friends, small friends, new friends and old friends have a bad news for you. I was hunted down and my mobile phone was burnt out by the continuous high temperature. Alas, I am so handsome that the girls are not at ease, so I boldly made a decision: "change the number", dare to save it quickly!

8. The new slogan of the century is "environmental protection", and the new fashion of using mobile phones is "Tianyi". Join the environmentally friendly and fashionable "Tianyi" family.

9. Hello, I am the successor of xx mobile phone. His old mobile phone is retired, so I'll take over. My number is ~ ~ Please call me in the future. Don't disturb the old man. Thank you!

10, I have been using your photo as a screensaver. I turned on my cell phone that night, and suddenly your picture appeared, and then a lamp in the dark, accompanied by a thick smell of Hu Jiao. The next day, when I saw that my mobile phone card was burnt black, I changed it to a new number and told you not to use your photo as a screensaver. Save it if you dare!

1 1. Hello, your friend's (name) mobile phone number will be upgraded to * * * * * * * from 0: 00 today. Please save the update in time without notice. If you have any questions, please contact customer service QQ:* * * * * * * *.

12, grow a pair of days, called ordinary angels; Two pairs of days long, called four-winged archangels; Dragon four pairs of days, called the gods; I have a xxxxxxx Tianyi ... What else do you want? That's called changing numbers!

13. The little turtle said to his mother, "Mom, someone sent me a short message with a new number. Can't I reply?" Mother turtle said, "Son! Save it, the pig will come back, and the tortoise will not come back. "

14, the legendary lamp god promised to realize one of my wishes. I said let telecommunications go beyond mobile, and the monster shook his head and said it was too difficult; I said that makes me handsome. The genie looked at my face and dropped a cdma card xxxx with heartache.

15, I have many personal friends and often eat together. Today, I washed the sauna and mahjong all night. In order to live a healthy life, the old number was invalidated. I stole a new number, forgot my friends and hid it properly.

16, I didn't mean to change the number. The notice came from my heart. In order to facilitate frequent contact, send a message to make a mark. Please delete the old number quickly to avoid mistakes. The new number may not be easy to remember, but you will be familiar with it. Friends from east, west, north and south, send text messages if you think about it.

17. In order to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day (optional holiday), we have come to celebrate a Sanfu ceremony and officially launch a new special number. Thank you.

18, this is XXX, and I changed my mobile phone number! It's a new brand of China Telecom-CDMA mobile phone! New number, new wonderful! The number is xxxxxxxxx, good friend, always contact!

19, new number, new weather, I'm xx, my mobile phone never turns off, and I'm always in the service area. Guests are welcome to harass and borrow money.

20. In order to present a gift to the 18th National Congress of the Communist Party of China and fully express the admiration of non-party people for the Party, after careful consideration, I decided to change my mobile phone number to xxx from now on, so as to facilitate contact with comrades in the Party and underground people. Remember! Remember!

2 1, dude, I got divorced and found a new wife. She was afraid of her wife and forced me to change my new number. Hehe, I'll change the number. Remember, the new number is the number to send SMS. Please contact me more often. I wish you happiness.

22. My mobile phone has changed its number. Please call my new number for courtship. I love your every word. Everyone who calls me loves me. I am everyone's favorite britney spears. I answer everyone's phone. Everyone loves me. All those who love me please call my new number.

23. Hello, your friend's mobile phone number will be upgraded to xxxxxxxx from 0: 00 today. Please save the update in time without notice. If you have any questions, please contact customer service QQ: xxxxxxxx.

24. What you are browsing now is not the phone number, but the unchanging sincerity! What you need to save now is not a contact information, but a new relationship! Friend, I changed my number to xxxx. Hope to contact often!

25, a finger press, strange text messages appear; After reading it, I trembled all over; Threatening to hit you, my mind is full of ideas, I don't know who is short; Make an emergency plan and take preventive measures as soon as possible; Finally, I found the lie, which turned out to be a number change.

I have turned over a new leaf. I won't drill that trap again. You won't hear Xiao Zhang say I'll call you back later. You can tell me as much as you want. I'll tell you first, because you are the friendliest to me. For me, so don't call my original mobile phone. It takes a minute to answer. I am very sad to hear that!

27. The sky can fall, the earth can sink, and only sincerity will never change; The sea can dry up, the stone can rot, and only the oath cannot be changed; The house has changed, the mobile phone has changed, and I will always be attached to a friend; Always contact, report safety, and remember the new phone number. My new number xxxx has been in contact, don't forget.

28. Because the number I used before was monitored by the CIA 24 hours a day, I want to change it now. Shh, keep your voice down.

29. Hello, I'm xxx. China Mobile specially held the activity of "I know xxx and I am proud, and xxx knows me and I am proud" to celebrate my new number. If you enter this number into your mobile phone immediately and edit the short message "I invite you to dinner" and send it to this number, you may get the opportunity to invite xxx to dinner alone.

30. This season has taken on a new look. Qingshan has a new shirt, clear water has a new look, swallows have new songs, white snakes have new clothes, and I have a novice phone number. I will inform my old and new friends as soon as possible. I hope we can keep in touch more, because our friendship will not change!

3 1, hello, this is (name). I've always been cautious about changing the number. I choose my own number, I am responsible for it, and it is easy for everyone to remember. * * * * * * * * *, produced by China Mobile (China Unicom), is in line with Chinese tastes, and I will use it in the future!

32. Declaration: Because the original user * * * * * is determined to be cool to the end, this number has been forcibly withdrawn by our company to avoid its harm to the world. If there is an emergency, you can contact him at * * * * * *. I hereby inform you. Thank you for your cooperation.

33. Hello, the system has been upgraded. Your friend xxx's mobile phone number will be upgraded to xxxxxxxx from zero today. Please save the update in time without notice. If you have any questions, please contact customer service QQ: xxxxxxxx. Please forgive me for the inconvenience.

34. Dear friends and relatives: I keep pace with the times, and I have stepped into the G era from the G era, and my mobile phone number has also been upgraded from XXXXXXXXXXX to XXXXXXXXXXX. Welcome to call, welcome to upgrade and enter the new era of G together.

35, changing the phone number is a last resort, and my friends in my heart have been thinking about it. I tried to call you, but you ignored me. It's not that friendship is forgotten, and I'm afraid of being cheated. So use SMS to ventilate and collect new numbers. May you keep me in mind and keep in touch.

36. Because the state stipulates that wives cannot be replaced casually, neither can parents. So you can only change the number to experience the fun of changing. Please remember that the number can be changed.

37. Lucky, lucky, I use SMS to blow friendship! Exclamation mark, ellipsis, I will contact you with my new phone and my future assembly number! Friend, save your new number and keep in touch!

38. Hi! I changed my number again. But don't worry, I promise this is the last time, because I use healthy and environmentally friendly cdma, and the number is xxxxxxxxx. Be sure to update your address book.

39. Actually, I can't bear to part with it. Actually, I'm sad, too. Actually, I don't want to talk about it either. Actually, I don't want to do it either, but it's worth it to send a message to tell you that I changed my number. My name is xx, and my new number is xx.

40. You know I'm not a person who likes the new and hates the old. You know I'm a nostalgic person. I'll change my phone number if I lose it, and our friendship will never change. Please remember my new number and contact me if you have anything. I wish you a good mood every day!

4 1, finally the shotgun was changed, new cell phone, new number. If you call my original mobile phone number in the future, I will send the phone bill to your home. If you don't want to bleed, please remember/kloc-0 189xxxxxxxxx immediately.

42. One day, I knew you when I said you turned to dust. You said you could smell me even if I turned into air. Now, try to smell this new number. If you guess my smell, I'll be your girlfriend. If you can't smell it, then you are my boyfriend.

43. Because there are too many followers, in order to hide people's eyes and ears and not cause chaos in the world, my xxx will be changed to this number xxxx from today. Remember, remember.

44. Because the state stipulates that wives cannot be replaced casually, neither can parents. So you can only change the number to experience the fun of changing. Please remember that the number can be changed. Call if you need anything.

45. I was harassed by the opposite sex because I was too handsome, and I changed my new number. Now my number is xxxxxx. Please delete this message immediately after saving it to prevent the number from being leaked. If anyone asks, please keep your mouth shut. Please forgive the inconvenience caused by paparazzi!

46. Please store the new number within 2 minutes, otherwise the SMS bomb will be detonated immediately! No worse than a suicide bomber!

47. The little turtle said to his mother, Mom, someone sent me a message saying that I want to change my number. Can I return it? Mother turtle said: child! Just keep it. The pig will return it, but the turtle won't.

48. I am, I am a beautiful woman, and I am 27 years old. If you are the one. Number xxxxxx

49. In order to celebrate Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day, we came to a three-happiness ceremony and officially launched a new number dedicated to XXX. ......

50. In order to celebrate Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day (optional holiday), let's celebrate a three-happiness ceremony, officially launch a special new number ....., store it politely, and deduct the fee. thank you

5 1, notice: because the original user13xxxxxxxxx is determined to be cool to the end, in order to avoid its harm to the world, this number has been forcibly taken back by our company. In case of emergency, you can contact him at 139xxxxxxxx. This is a notice for you. Thank you for your cooperation.

52. look for it, xxxxxxx. I changed my number. In the future, if anyone calls my original mobile phone number, I will send the bill to his home!

53. People are floating in rivers and lakes, how can they not change their numbers? Tianya got a knife and ran to the cape. It's no big deal, just change the number at most. Numbers are not important. Friends are the best. Dear old friend, I was joking when I ran away. I recently changed my mobile phone number. Remember to contact me often!

54. Hello, your friend's mobile phone number will be upgraded to 13xxxxxxxxx from 0: 00 today. Please save the update in time without notice. If you have any questions, please contact customer service QQ: xxxxxxxx.

55. Hello, I'm xxx. China Mobile held a special event to celebrate my new number change. I know xxx, I am proud, xxx knows me, I am proud. If I immediately save this number in my mobile phone, edit a short message and send it to this number, I may get the opportunity to invite xxx to dinner alone.

56. Thank you for using the telephone directory system. If you are upset, upset, sad or worried, you can call the owner at13xxxxxxxxx, and the owner will try his best to answer your questions. At the same time, the original number/kloc-0 13xxxxxxxxxx is suspended, and this information is free. Thanks again! !

57. If mistress is dumped, change her number and keep it secret. I am xx, new number xxxxxx.

58. How can there be a legend without experiencing wind and rain! How can there be a signal without changing the number! How can it matter if you don't experience contact My friend, I have experienced changing numbers. I hope you get good grades and catch up with more in the future!

59. Long time no see, I miss you very much. The number has changed, but the family has not changed. No matter how the years change, no matter the vicissitudes of life, old beauty is a smiling face, and the expectation of growth is an eternal yearning. There is no eternal number, but there are eternal friends, remember to keep in touch!

60. Digital Genie, help me weave a message of blessing! Words are ethereal, send me some feelings! Friends need to remember that friendship needs to be strong. Today, I send my new number xxx. I hope you and I can keep in touch and stay close!

6 1, today's meeting is mainly to announce that in the future, we should focus on doing practical things, not engaging in popular projects, not boasting, basing ourselves on society and serving the people! Ok, finally, I announce an important news: I changed my mobile phone number. Here it is. Please remember to contact me later! The meeting is over!

62. After graduation, we went our separate ways, all for our livelihood. We have been out of touch for a long time, and we often have tea and rice without thinking. Now we have changed the city and the number is new. Finally, we got up the courage to send my message. If you want to know what will happen, listen to the next chapter!

63. What you change is numbers, but what you can't change is feelings; What changes is numbers, but what cannot be changed is friendship; What I give up is information, what I can't bear is memories; It's the past that slips away, but friends that can't escape. Change the number without changing the truth, remember to contact often!

64, the number is long, our friendship is longer, and we will always wait for your call. New number 189xxxx!

65. Different numbers, same feelings, different numbers, same friends. Although the numbers are strange, the friendship is sincere and profound. Friend, I changed my number. I will inform you as soon as possible. Remember to keep in touch!

66. Please delete the old number when changing the mobile phone number. Bobo's mouth is moving, and a lovely voice is given to you; When I am happy, I share that I am the strongest; Come to me when you are depressed, and I will make you laugh. It is not difficult to find me, the new number xxxx is in my heart!

67. The number is unfamiliar, and friendship is eternal. If you don't answer the phone, you can't avoid texting, and you should also notify when your mobile phone changes its number. If you want to go, you still need a password. Change the password: change the number without changing the phone, and keep in touch with friends!

The new slogan of the century is "environmental protection", and the new fashion of using mobile phones is "Tianyi". Join the environmentally friendly and fashionable "Tianyi" family. xxxx！

69. Please store the new number in minutes, otherwise it will immediately detonate the message bomb that comes with the message! No worse than a suicide bomber!

Honey, we can talk on the phone for a while in the future. As long as you call from the company, we will talk on it until our mouths are worn out. Those rotten and hairy old things, although taken out to bask in the sun, are full of "Li Sao"! Any reliable news is closely related to any trouble.

7 1, as the saying goes, "save money to avoid disaster", as the saying goes, "the old don't go, the new don't come". If you lose your mobile phone, change your phone number. Sincere friendship will never change. Friends will be the first to inform you, please "harass more" if you have anything to do. I care about your happiness and wish you happiness and friendship for thousands of years.

72. hey! I dropped my cell phone in the toilet again. This is the eighth time this year. Changing mobile phones makes people dizzy, but the friendship of friends can't be changed. Please remember my new number and keep in touch. I wish my dear friend happiness. My mobile phone will never go to the toilet to take a shower!

73. [Xinhua News Agency] the State Council recently issued an urgent notice: the mobile phone number of Comrade * * * * * will be changed to * * * * * from Beijing time. All units and individuals must write it down. If there is any omission, the consequences are at your own risk! In addition, the number was changed voluntarily by himself, and the organization did not force it.

74. There are many troubles in the world, and family ties are indispensable. I changed my number today and immediately reported my friend. The old number has been invalidated, and the new number has appeared. Keep in touch at any time, and don't forget your friends. As long as friendship exists, nothing can stop it. I wish you good health and all the best!

75, hey! I dropped my cell phone in the toilet again. This is the first time this year. Changing mobile phones makes people dizzy, but the friendship of friends can't be changed. Please remember my new number and keep in touch. I wish my dear friend happiness. My mobile phone will never go to the toilet to take a shower!

76. It is necessary to change the phone number now, because the old number is at stake. In this special period of the alternation of the old and the new, only your position ranks first. Look at my number, you are very loyal. Remembering my number makes me cry. In order not to let my nose run, I adjusted it without reciting it.

77. The mobile phone number has not been changed, no matter how the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. Leave the new number and delete the old number, and remember the friendship. You don't need to miss more at ordinary times, so you can contact me online by SMS. Pick up the number and pay attention. You need to save 1 1 person. Wholeheartedly, the shelf life is ten thousand years. Long live friendship! My name is xx, and my new number is 189xxxx!

78. Hello, your friend's mobile phone number has been upgraded to * * * * * * * * from 0: 00 today. Please save the update in time without notice. If you have any questions, please contact customer service QQ:* * * * * * * *.

79. Mobile phone care: the balance of this phone is RMB, and the information fee is RMB. Mobile reminds you that the phone number is changed to xxx and the owner is xxx.

80. Nowadays, the world is changing rapidly. The old will not go and the new will not come. I also follow the fashion and change the old number into a new one. Whether you like it or not, send a new message to you. As long as the friendship will not change and keep in touch with your heart forever, the new number will naturally be remembered. I wish you happiness every day!

8 1, although the number has changed, the reason remains the same. I have changed to an environmentally friendly and high-quality CDMA mobile phone. Please update your phone and directory immediately. My name is xx, and my new number is 189xxxx!

82. In order to celebrate the National Day, we came to celebrate it, and officially launched a new number specially for XXX, courtesy storage, and the deduction fee was deleted. thank you

83. Hey, kids ... My mobile phone number has changed, and it is hereby announced. The latest humorous short message notification to change the phone number is very personalized.

84. Can't sleep and count sheep? No, just count 189XXXXXXXX. This is my new number. Please remember it before you go to sleep!

The new slogan of 85 and 2 1 century is "environmental protection", and the new fashion of using mobile phones is "Tianyi 189". Join the environmentally friendly and fashionable "Tianyi" family.

86. There used to be a XXXX number that made you very existential, but now it is worthless. My XXX has a new number, XXXX. Welcome harassment.

87. Solemnly declare: I lost all my contact numbers due to the pursuit of fashion, and now I use the most fashionable Tianyi number:/kloc-0 189XXXXXXX. Please pay attention. Declared by: XXXX.

88. Once upon a time, I didn't cherish a commonly used number until I lost it. Although the number is gone, the friendship will last forever. If we want to add a time limit to this friendship, I hope it is 10 thousand years.

89. Hello, your friend's mobile phone number will be upgraded to 13XXXXXXXXX from 0: 00 today. Please save the update in time without notice. If you have any questions, please contact customer service QQ: xxxxxxxx.

90. Attention! Attention! Urgent notice! Name: XX Reason: Change the number (new number: China Telecom Tianyi mobile phone number 189XXX), and the original mobile phone number will no longer be used from now on (the radiation is too great to bear)!

9 1, some people say that mobile phones are human wings. But those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but may also be birdmen. So so-and-so became Tianyi1XXXXXXXX, and became an angel. May all the birds in the world become angels.

92, a pair of days, called an ordinary angel; Two pairs of days long, called four-winged archangels; Dragon four pairs of days, called the gods; Dragon/KLOC-0 189XXXXXXX Tianyi ... What else do you want? That's called changing numbers!

93. Finally, the shotgun was changed, with a new cell phone and a new number. If you call my original mobile phone number in the future, I will send the phone bill to your home. If you don't want to bleed, please remember/kloc-0 189XXXXXXXXX immediately.

94. Dear friends and relatives: I keep pace with the times, and I have stepped into the 3G era from the 2G era, and my mobile phone number has been upgraded from 138XXXXXXXX to 189XXXXXXXX. Welcome to call, welcome to upgrade and enter the new era of 3G.

95. The sky can fall, the earth can sink, and only sincerity will never change; The sea can dry up, the stone can rot, and only the oath cannot be changed; The house has changed, the mobile phone has changed, and I will always be attached to a friend; Always contact, report safety, and remember the new phone number. My new number XXX has been in contact, don't forget.

96. Statement: Because the original user 13XXXXXXXXX is determined to be cool to the end, in order to avoid its harm to the world, this number has been forcibly withdrawn by our company. If you have something urgent, you can contact him at 139XXXXXXXX. I hereby inform you. Thank you for your cooperation.

97. The mobile phone has changed its number, and you ignored me when I called you. It's not that friendship has changed, it's that I'm really afraid of fraud. I want to send a text message, so I won't bother to guess. Although the numbers are different, you know my heart. Change the number quickly and keep in touch. Do n't wait Have a good mood!

98. One day, I knew you when I said you turned to dust. You said you could smell me even if I turned into air. Now, try to smell this new number. If you guess it's my smell, I'll be your girlfriend. If you can't smell it, you are my boyfriend.

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