Love messages, sweet words, classic jokes, short messages, jingles

1, I've been living a strange life recently. I got up in the middle of the night and stared at the pigsty, wondering why, and finally realized that you were kicked.

Point out a rose on your lips. Your red lips are the color of love. A wisp of fragrance, but quietly blooming, but flying with your legend. Happy Valentine's Day!

3. I hope to walk through the future hand in hand, whether it is the road paved with flowers or the thorns everywhere, I will never give up and love each other, and I will always accompany you! Happy Valentine's Day!

4. All payments, including unplanned; Shrink all leftovers, including stale ones; Do all the housework, including mother-in-law's; I have ideas every day, including those that pass by.

I fold my blessing into a boat, carrying happiness, good luck, smile, beauty and peace, and slowly pour it into your side, just like the river I miss! I wish you a happy Valentine's Day with warmth and health!

6. Meeting you is unintentional, knowing you is providence, and missing you is family. I am half-hearted when I don't see you, and single-minded when I see you. If one day you are tired, at least I have memories!

7. If you love someone, it will be memorable; Lover's smile is intoxicating; The lover's eyes take away the heart; A lover's kiss is sweet to the bone marrow. May there be lovers in the world and delicious food on Valentine's Day.

8. I ate a handful of candy, led Xiao Jiro, carried a big schoolbag and squeezed the car to school. Adults are popular, children have a heavy burden, more bus bags and fewer short skirts!

9. The left eye is interested in you, and the right eye is with you. You can do anything you want with these two eyes.

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10, men don't pick up women, and their hearts are sour. It's really hard for women not to pick up girls Girls can change if they don't pick up. There is a girl working in heaven outside.

1 1, the beauty turned and scared a cow to death. I can't go with you because you are so ugly. Asked the ugly girl with a smile. I have money and oil, see if you can go. Even if there is, don't bow your head.

12, think about what you want quickly, the clothes have no shape, and you can't feel anything with anyone as a whole. You're not welcome anywhere. Stop if you have nothing to do. Pneumonia is not typical!

13, if you die, please allow me to accompany you; If you are still alive, please don't abandon me; Love me, don't run away; If you love her, stop pretending!

14, people are really tired when they are alive: just get on the bus, I love you no matter how hard it is, I don't eat well, I get drunk easily when I drink, and I have to pay taxes when I make money! I even charge for texting pigs!

15. When oil prices go up, vegetable prices go up, and house prices go up, wages don't go up. It's hard to find a job, a girlfriend and a wife. Life is really hard.

16, I beg you not to be infatuated with your brother, because he has wasted his energy and can't do that energetic work. He still has to drink regularly, and when he is drunk, he drinks and scolds the street. If he has no money, he can smoke. You can trust him. You said angry dad wasn't angry dad.

17. Outside the Castle Peak Building, we will have a hug in the karaoke bar after dinner, and then go for pedicure in the middle of the night. If the mountain does not move, we will be sad. How can we get drunk?

18, I am lonely and helpless, and there is no one to tell me about my pain. Watching the sunset outside the window to warm other people's huts, dear, only you know where I belong in my life!

Love messages are sweet words.

19, wind, rain, reading sound, harsh voice; Regardless of family affairs, state affairs, and what's going on in the world; Hello, hello, hello, how nice of you.

20. The person I love has a master, and the person who loves me is miserable, either getting worse in debauchery or perverting in silence.

2 1, humming songs, drinking wine, eating and drinking with my brother, making my brother happy every day; The service industry can last a day by rubbing shoulders, ensuring that every day is as happy as God!

22. Husband can't relax, go out and follow immediately. When you see a problem, don't rush to solve it. Go home and wait for him to communicate with you. If you can't solve all the empty space, just stab him with a knife three times.

23, wife, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice, and you love rice differently. Mice eat rice, and I keep my wife in my heart.

24, you can take good care of yourself in the distance, don't catch a cold with a runny nose, and sneeze occasionally, which means I miss you! Happy Valentine's Day.

25, the water is flowing, the fish is swimming, and there is no reason to love you; The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I really want to hug and kiss you. There is love in the sky and love on the earth. Why not be romantic today?

26, love rhymes classic love declaration short sentence.

27, you are my favorite, you are my joke, you often rely on me, but I give you a tie, let me always eat leftovers, and even let me often kick, my dog is really good.

Seven words in love jingle

28, make a wish to throw a heart, hug and kiss, impulse to force a dizzy, all like cramps.

29. pour a glass of wine for you and get drunk; 18, make a red makeup for you and the beauty; Light a red candle and shed tears for you; I will always be with you.

30. Qianshan is always in love and has not reached the detonating line. There are many fish in the sea. There are beautiful things in the world. One person can save one person.

3 1, the heartbeat when I first saw you, the scream when I dreamed of you for the first time, you, such a big straw bag, secretly giggling in the wheat field!

32. Girls are finished products, girls are treasures, virgins are the best, young women are tributes, prostitutes are sellers, wives are products, lovers are tributes, and other people's wives are the best.

33. You are the moon cake and I am the stuffing. We always meet when we are touching. You are a kite, I am a thread, chasing you and dragging you; You are the bright moon, I am the spring, round and complete for ten thousand years!

34, you can take good care of yourself in the distance, don't catch a cold with a runny nose and sneeze occasionally, which means I miss you!

35. First of all, a person has a home besides his home. 35. Second-class flowers outside the door; Third-rate men look for a home among flowers; Level 4 men go home from work; Fifth, a man's wife doesn't go home; Sixth, a man without a wife and family.

36. I have been to many places; Crossing many different bridges; Drink a variety of wines; See many shapes of clouds; But only those who have loved are the ones who read short messages. Happy Valentine's Day!