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Can't we fool people on April Fool's Day afternoon?
April Fool's Day tricks
1. Make strange-flavored Coke
Buy a bottle of Coke, drink half of it, mix it with vinegar, soy sauce, salt, Mustard and other condiments are used to carefully prepare a strange-flavored Coke with a normal color. When you meet an acquaintance, you pretend to be drinking, and then hand over the Coke generously. The other person is unsuspecting, and he drinks it in a big gulp while saying thank you, and then frowns and opens his mouth to vomit.
You can also concoct it according to the law, such as pouring Erguotou wine into mineral water, adding some soapy water to beer, etc.
2. Toothpaste sandwich biscuits
Unpack the sandwich biscuits, carefully spread the two biscuits, remove the original sandwich, and take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, it tastes good) !) Squeeze an appropriate amount into the cake, the amount will depend on your personal "eating" habits, and finally glue it together to make it as realistic as possible. You generally don't need to use it specifically at all, just put it in an obvious place. It's best to prepare a few slices of original sandwich biscuits and watch TV while eating. People will naturally come to taste it. This is called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who are willing will take the bait. You can also take the initiative and invite people to taste it. Although it is risky, many people will definitely fall into the trap.
3. Request a song
Prepare a rice bowl or enamel basin (any other object that can emit loud, high decibels after being struck) and a phone. Try to use a very formal tone when calling the other party. When you get through, say the following: This is a music station, and Mr./Ms. If you want to listen to the song, please dial the # key to listen (most people will press it). Thank you, the song is "Dang" by Power Train, please listen carefully. Then knock on the previously prepared hitting object, just knock it once, and make a "dang" sound. Before the other party reacts, say: Thank you for listening, Happy April Fool's Day, and goodbye!
This method is suitable for dormitories, or friends who can be contacted by phone, and finally closer people. In addition, you must not laugh during the phone call to avoid affecting the effect and atmosphere.
4. Double postage
Estimate the time and send a letter to your friend in advance, but do not put a stamp or write your own sending address (otherwise will be refunded to you). In this way, on April Fool's Day, your friend will receive a mail collection notice from the post office. He is told that he has an unpaid mail and should go to a certain post office to collect it and pay double the postage. When he came to a certain post office in the dust, he respectfully handed over double the postage, opened the envelope, and found a small note floating out of it, which said "Happy April Fools' Day!" However, this prank may have been delayed. There will be errors, and the effect may not be as good as imagined.
5. Give gifts
If someone has a birthday on April Fool's Day, give him a big box with "Happy Birthday" written on it, and fill the box with scraps of paper. And loosen the bottom of the box. When he picked up the box, the bottom fell off and the shreds of paper flew all over the room, giving the Fool half an hour to clean up.
Answer: Xiao Se - Tong Jinshi, seventh grade 2-9 10:05
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Happy April Fool’s Day Kung Fu Manual
Hi, brothers and sisters, April 1st is coming soon, are you ready to make a move? If you were the king of bullying last year, you must still want to have a good time this year, right? If you were severely "fooled" last year, you must want to "revenge" this year, right? Although it is meant to trick people, it must be a clever trick that is harmless and leaves people helpless. Despicable activities such as deceiving someone about a fire in their home are all listed as "the worst policy" and must be resolutely resisted.
If you don’t have any good ideas yet, you might as well learn from the trick tricks of the cool guys——
Delicious sandwich biscuits
Of course, the sandwich mentioned here is not the sandwich sold on the market. Cookies. In fact, it is very simple to make. You only need to prepare a bag of regular sandwich biscuits and a tube of toothpaste. Here we particularly recommend Master Kong’s three-layer sandwich biscuits (easy to peel and not easy to break) and Nais Nutritional Vitamin C toothpaste ( It tastes especially like lemon sandwich).
When making, carefully peel off the biscuits and remove the filling; then squeeze out the toothpaste, spread it evenly on the biscuits, and then stick them together as they are. When cooking, be sure to put the "specially made" cookies alongside the original sandwich cookies. The best time to treat someone is near lunch or afternoon tea time. Naturally, a fool will ask to share it with you. Before he knows it, he will taste the "delicious sandwich biscuits" you carefully made.
Recommended index: ★★★★
Two people lift the "glass"
This is a convenient and interesting prank plan, and does not require any special preparation. Props, just find a partner with good "acting skills". Before you punish someone, you can practice with a partner using a newspaper. During the exercise, the two of them took a newspaper together, grabbed the four corners of the newspaper, and recorded the approximate location. When punishing someone, just put your hands where you used to pull the newspaper, and pretend to work hard and lift things carefully. When the time comes, you will find that people coming towards you will consciously go around you instead of daring to pass through the "glass".
A similar trick is the "transparent rope on the door." When entering the door, he suddenly raised his head, covered his face, and pretended to be hurt by the invisible thin line or rope on the door. Then he lowered his head carefully and pretended to crawl under it. Next, you can see what the people behind you do: they must be like you...
Recommendation index: ★★★★★
I really want to buy you coffee
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This is also a simple and easy solution, as long as you can meet kind-hearted people. When you are near your workplace, you can start looking for kind-hearted people. Be sure to look for people who have a strong sense of direction and are not in a hurry, otherwise you will be scolded.
After locking the target, you have to pretend to be helpless and eager. "I'm sorry, how can I get to such-and-such a place? (If possible, it would be best to be where your workplace is, so that you can invite a kindhearted person to have a cup of coffee.)" The other party may patiently give you directions. Next, you have to shamelessly ask others, "I'm sorry, I'm not from Nanjing. I wonder if it's convenient for you to take me there?" The other party may hesitate for a moment, but if you have good vision, the other party will If he is truly a kind person, he may agree to your request and take you to a place near your work. At this time, you can show off your friendship as a landlord. "Thank you very much. This is my unit. Do you want to come in and sit down? I really want to buy you a cup of coffee." If the other person is a person who understands humor, he or she will definitely smile at you. Suddenly realized: "It turns out today is April Fool's Day!"
Recommendation index: ★★★
Music station on-demand program
This is a relatively common way of teasing people. But it has always worked. Before treating a person, just prepare a stainless steel or enamel container. If you want to make the trick more effective, you can make some preparations in advance, go to the target of the trick, tell him (her) hesitantly that you have a secret to tell him (her), and then walk away without saying anything. Before leaving, be sure to leave a message, "You will know when the time comes."
Dial the phone number of the prankster and start the standard Mandarin that you have become very proficient in - be sure Don't let the other party hear your voice. If necessary, ask your partner to say for you: "This is the 168 audio station. There is Mr./Ms. XX (your own name) who wants to click for Mr./Ms. XX (the other party's name)." If you want to listen to a song, please dial the # key to continue listening. "Usually, the other party will press the # key to continue listening. Coupled with your tricky foreshadowing, he (she) must not be able to wait. When you hear the key tone, you can continue: "Thank you! The song your friend requested for you is "Dang" by Power Train, please listen carefully.
"Then, you can knock on the prepared utensils to make a "dang" sound. Before the other party can react, you continue to say: "Thank you for listening, bye! "Then hang up the phone.
Recommendation index: ★★★★
I was "fooled" once
I was "iron buddy" "Fooled
Li Wei's 17-year-old student
On April Fool's Day last year, my best friend encouraged me to play a trick on our monitor - a guy who studied well and was pretty. Girl. I followed his "idea" and wrote a love letter to the monitor as a joke.
During lunch break, my buddy suddenly came to me out of breath and said: "It's over now! I quietly put the letter on her desk. Unexpectedly, she took it directly to the class teacher as soon as she read it! The teacher is checking the handwriting. Did you write on official paper from your mother's workplace? Laoban must know that it was you who wrote it! "I was so shocked that I broke out in a cold sweat. But the class teacher didn't come to see me until school was over, which made me even more uneasy. Unexpectedly, after I got home from school, I received a call from my buddy: "I'm still worried about the love letter. ? Happy April Fool's Day! "God knows how I felt at that moment.
Infernal Affairs on April Fool's Day
Li Dong is 28 years old in financial investment
I haven't had it since I started working April Fool's Day, I am so busy that I have long forgotten about these festivals. However, I still remember that April Fool's Day a few years ago. At noon that day, when I was taking a break after playing golf with a few friends, one of them. My friend handed me a can of Coke. I drank it without thinking. As soon as I took a sip, I felt that the Coke looked strange. I realized that they had conspired to fool me and put something in the Coke. I was about to have a seizure when a thought flashed through my mind, "Why don't I fool them back?" ”
So, I deliberately took another big sip, pretending to be very satisfied and said, “Today’s Coke seems to be particularly sweet!” They all felt very strange: "Coke with salt will taste better?" "A brother grabbed it, took a big drink, and said with a smile: "It seems to be true! "I knew he understood what I meant and conspired with me. When the third person drank it, he couldn't help but spit out: "Who said it tastes good? "Just like that, my anti-foolishness plan was successful.
1. Text messages about mobile phones
Urgent reminder: There may be thunder and lightning in the near future. Please put your mobile phone on your head when you go out. Plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember!
Secret tips for free mobile phone calls: When there is an incoming call, press 54sg and then turn off the phone before the second ring. The call is free.
This is a well-designed text message. Turn your phone upside down and you will see the wonderful patterns... Is it fun to turn your phone upside down?
According to the United States Research from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology found that soaking your phone in water for one minute before talking can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain. Remember!
Dear user: Hello! It is ugly and outdated, which has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services. This station has decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone in 10 minutes!
If you receive this message, it proves that you are Your phone is infected with a virus. Please take out the phone card immediately and clean it with gasoline.
2. Text messages about idiots
Test you: What should you do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (Name a song) "At least I still have you"!
Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool. He was so stupid that no matter what question he was asked, he would just shake his head or answer "no". Have you heard of this story?
Those who make furniture are wood, those who understand poetry are scholars, what everyone thinks about is money, what is being cultivated is talent, what women want is body, those who send messages are geniuses, and those who are reading text messages are idiots. !
You are so handsome and cool that it is beyond comparison. You hold the pot lid on your head and carry cabbage in your hands. You always think that you are the Invincible of the East, but in fact you are the second generation fool!
To test your Mandarin, please read the following poem aloud: dark stone green, dark carnation, dark stone through spring green, dark stone through spring bamboo.
This is a poem by Li Bai, please read it aloud: The bedroom is spring green, I hold the plum blossoms and smell the flowers, I can only win the first place, I invite you to sleep in the bedroom, the bedroom knows the spring green.
3. Text messages about health
Tips for self-testing vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale sharply, and then observe whether people around you smell any odor. If so, you must strengthen your training according to this method; if not, it proves that you are a superman!
Report: Your sleeping position is incorrect at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep...Mobile phone real-time monitoring system.
Ah! You are so graceful and charming, no wonder everyone says you are... bloated!
4. Other text messages
Attention, look to your left first, then to your right. Please be careful of a psychopath who has just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with his mobile phone.
Notice: Tomorrow morning, leaders will inspect the work. Colleagues, please dress uniformly as required. Men: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; women: swimsuit, trousers and leather shoes!
Urgent reminder: There is a fear of tornado weather in the near future. Be sure to carry two 10-kilogram dumbbells with you when you go out to avoid being swept into the west by the strong wind. Those weighing less than 50 kg must double the weight.
Seismic station forecast: There will be micro-earthquakes tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight with a quilt on your head, a toilet bowl on your head, and a straw in your nostrils.
Author: Chinasoft 2005-3-19 01:08 Reply to this statement
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The Internet Prank Method
The key is to use computers and the Internet to trick people. You have to rely on your smart mind and flexible hands and feet. With these two points, you can give full play to your imagination and creativity, and set up a dragnet link by link, so that the fool has nowhere to escape and is dumbfounded.
The most basic method: simple and easy, suitable for everyone who uses computers
Set a screen saver on other people’s computers while they are in the toilet, and add a password; fake website administrator Speech: "The system is about to restart, please save your work and exit"; send an email to a friend, first package it with Winzip, package it again... and finally make it into a self-extracting file, repeat this cycle several times, and finally when the other party opens the email, only 6 words: Today is April Fools’ Day!
Disguise: Suitable for friends who use instant messaging software such as OICQ and ICQ
Use emergency events to distract those who are using instant messaging software and open the modification of the instant messaging software Personal information options, using the keyboard and mouse, will completely modify the online appearance of the fool. As for how to change it, it depends on your interest and ability. Finally, don’t forget to destroy any evidence that may reveal your identity. This method is not easy to detect. Not only will the fooled person's friends be confused about who he is for a while, but even the fooled person himself will be confused for a while.
Another method is to try to obtain the OICQ number of the person being fooled, apply for a new OICQ number yourself, and fill in the personal information according to the details of the person being fooled.
Add the fooled person to the contact list of the new number you applied for, and then seize the other party's weakness and start a "large-scale bombing" on it. The main purpose of this method is to prevent the other party from knowing who you are, so you must pay attention to hiding it when using it, and try not to make the other party suspicious of you.
Remind the fooled: No matter when and where you are, you must remember to lock the system before leaving the computer. Once you suspect that you have been tricked, you can only observe carefully and carefully to crack it.
Substantiation: Change some settings on the fooled computer
Use the microphone and the "Recorder" program that comes with Windows to record some scary or bizarre sounds, and then set them to Windows The sound of turning on (off) the machine. In this way, when the fool turns on (or shuts down) the phone, you will definitely be shocked.
Change the target folder corresponding to "My Documents" on the fool's computer, making him mistakenly think that all the documents he has worked so hard to write have disappeared.
Change the shortcut targets of some applications commonly used by fools. After letting them click on the shortcut to open the program, they find that the program that is started is not the program corresponding to the shortcut. Be sure to keep the shortcut icon consistent with the original program.
The effect of these methods on fooling people is first-rate, enough to make the fooled person's heart beat faster, his blood pressure rise, and his whole body break into a cold sweat. But you must be careful when using it, because if you are not careful, you can make a big mistake.
Reminder: Don’t give anyone access to your computer on April Fool’s Day.
Move on the hardware: When a computer fails, most people will look at whether there is a problem with the program or network, and rarely consider the subtle hardware aspects
You can be fooled before you are fooled. Before going to work, loosen the power plug of the monitor or the mouse plug. This way, when the fool turns on his computer at work, he will find a black screen on the monitor or a prompt that the mouse cannot be found. Just when he does not know what to do, you can Show up bravely and solve the problem easily. Then the other party will not only not think of being fooled, but will also be very grateful to you.
Of course, there is a more "vicious" trick, which is to adjust the contrast of the monitor to the lowest level so that the screen is dark. As a result, unless the other party is very careful, it will be extremely difficult to discover the real reason. If he thinks there is a hardware problem, he may "tear his computer into pieces" to find out the cause.
Reminder: Pay attention and carefully observe the power indicator light of the monitor. As for whether you can discover the problem, it depends on how deep your practice is.
Please refer to it yourself... I can’t think of it, I picked it up, sorry.
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