Help me think of some brain teasers or jokes about cats.

1. A black cat and a white cat fell into the water, only the black cat came out. Why?

They fell into the ink. )

2. What happens if the mouse proposes to the cat?

(Cat agrees: meow (meow))

The mouse is the cat's guard-it's not fatal to ask for money.

4. Why do cats eat fish?

(Because fish can't be used for drinking)

There is a dead mouse next to a hungry cat. Why doesn't it eat it?

A blind cat meets a dead mouse. Cats can't see mice.

6. Some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia. Why?

Have you ever seen a cat wear eyes? )

7. The mouse said to the wild horse, "I dated the cat yesterday!" -type a dish, two words. Potato chips (mouse trick)