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1, I'll make a long story short: it's a long story.

2, look at my temper, as long as you hug.

The man's inner beauty refers to the inside of the bra, not the heart.

I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a messy room hero.

5. It's easy to get hungry. Please feed me with your tenderness.

6. Who says you have no perseverance? Aren't you single for decades?

7. Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, and order the pot!

8. Ugly people still want videos, so please respect yourself!

9. You are very important: I want it no matter how heavy it is.

10. Don't drink water if you lose money, or you will get dirty.

1 1, the exam, three points are doomed, seven points depend on hard work. There's nothing we can do about the remaining 90 points.

12, when I was alive, I was laughed at by others first, then smiled at others, and then died with a smile.

13. My ex-boyfriend is getting married. He called me and asked me if I would go. I decisively replied to him: next time.

14, the strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

15, life is just a few glasses of wine, and whoever drinks first goes first.

16, it is rare to get drunk several times in life. Where is my rarity?

17, money is not the problem, the problem is no money!

18, I feel that I didn't fight well after quarreling, and I want to quarrel again.

19, you are probably a potato, fried and steamed, just what I want.

20. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

2 1, living the life of Bajie, but wanting the figure of Wukong.

22. I haven't seen anyone for a long time, and I really have kidney deficiency.

23. I am an old man and I am not easy to cheat. I am familiar with all kinds of tricks. Looking at each other's tricks, I don't have any fluctuations, and even want to laugh.

24. Don't always stay in the room, and occasionally go outside for a walk in the living room, kitchen and bathroom.

25. I would rather hit the wall than go home and face the wall.

26. A boy who is kind to only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who is kind to all girls is called a hot dog.

27, respect yourself, the past does not look back, the future will not!

28. Every time someone is mean to me, I think there is something wrong with this person. In the face of such a lovely me, he can still lose his temper and be speechless.

29. Scientific research has proved that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of developing Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.

30. Without us students with poor grades, how can we set off students' grades?

3 1. Do you know the difference between you and Friar Sand? His name is Friar Sand, and yours is Sand Sculpture.

I have raised myself so well that I don't want to take advantage of anyone. I have bread. Why should I find someone who can't afford my love and wants to share my bread?

When your life is not going well, don't panic, just look at your wallet and savings and cry.

34. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

I think I haven't eaten chicken for too long. Why else did I get a little excited when I saw the feather duster yesterday?

36. If you use a honey trap, I will accompany you.

37. Teachers always preach books for so long, books that students haven't read, and books that teachers haven't read after studying for so long.

38. I feel that life is not good, and life also feels that I am not good.

He is lecturing alone, but I can only sleep alone.

40. Some people look glamorous, but in fact their socks have slipped to the soles of their feet.

4 1. Why do people in China choose a good day to get married? Because there is no good life after marriage!

42. I want to be with you and pass on my stupidity to you.

43. I want to buy an oversized envelope and send you delicious candy and me inside.

44. Because I like you, a girl has a heart of 10,000 tons.

45, the tide of wearing, the non-mainstream of fashion, wearing sexy, sexy is sitting on the stage.

46. Believe it or not, WeChat will be completely retired.

47. Up to now, only chopsticks are affordable!

48. No words, dream.

I used to have schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

You lied to me, so I don't believe it.

5 1, please don't say you love me easily unless you are serious.

52. The biggest pain in life is that I experienced a super storm, not only didn't see the rainbow, but also caught a cold.

53. What is a lovelorn girl? We women are animals that bleed for a week and never die.

When you encounter misfortune, remember to smile at yourself in the mirror, so that you will find that this misfortune is nothing compared with your strength.

If God can't make me thin, then make my friend fat.

56. Every time I say that I will never talk to you again, don't believe me. Do I look like a man of principle?

57. There are many flaws, even a missing corner is perfect.

58. I may not be able to lift a kilo of stones, but if it's a hundred kilos of coins, I promise to pick it up and run.

59. There is only one requirement for me to find a partner: I can live in harmony with other partners.

60. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

6 1, the crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, walking on the road, suddenly looking back, looking around, countless uncles and aunts.

62. Because of this world, women have a man's heart.

63. Don't sing for the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to earn money and don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of their lives, you cook, do laundry, do housework, be rejected and look after the children.

64. Look at you. You can make a horror movie without makeup.

Because I closed the school before I finished my homework.

66. Girls' feelings are always poetic, while young women's feelings are always wet.

67. You say cold, I say cold heart.

68. If being handsome is a mistake, I'm already wrong.

69. Other girls can be gummy bears, angel babies and sweetheart babies. I can't. I want to be an aunt and a living ancestor.

70. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you forgive my hypocrisy?

7 1, if life is only the first time, why is it sad to talk in the autumn wind?

72. Let's meet again in a few decades and send them to the crematorium to burn them all to ashes. Everyone knows that they all go to the countryside to make fertilizer.

73. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I put you in my eyes?

I want to tell you a story. It's a little long I'll make a long story short. You still won't pay me back.

75. You smiled, and I know it was your false happiness.

76. Mm-hmm, I wish you 7 degrees of space in your next life.

77. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.