Ask boys to send classic funny and courtship messages to girls!

Red flowers and green leaves, big apples, I have missed you for two days. You are a lamp in the past life, illuminating the rest of my life. Falling sky, where do you want to be romantic? The dream of the network is long; Who loves snow; Just wait for you to know that spring is warm; Look at the bright moon and get dressed at night. Feelings are so wonderful. I never believe in love at first sight. I began to believe that love at first sight is the light of love. Your gentleness and thoughtfulness, your frankness, your lovely smile, your charming eyes and your every move fascinate me. I love you, but I dare not say, I am afraid I will die. I'm afraid that no one will love you as much as I do after I die. What is romance? I know she doesn't love you, and I have to send her back. What do you mean by waste? When you knew that she loved you, you gave her 99 roses.

I have always liked sleeping, and now I can't sleep. God told me that only you can cure me! If memory can also be a can, I hope it will never expire; If I have to add a deadline, I hope it is: 10 thousand years! I want you to know that in this world, no matter when and where, my heart will always care about you-the most important person in my life! People are at home in the classroom, so learning is not as good as falling in love, learning to make a living and falling in love for the next generation! The feeling of meeting you for the first time is unprecedented, because you are the woman of my dreams, because love at first sight burns in my heart, and I will know the wine when I am drunk, and I will know when I love you. I love you! Whether you love me or not! You are my favorite! For life! Meet by chance, just for a lifetime of lingering thoughts. Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, Xiaohong loves me. As long as I am lucky and handsome, I am your favorite.

I'm not alone with you. Wipe it off for me when I cry. When I was cold, you held me in your arms. I'm not alone. Honey, I love you! I think you have formed a habit! Loving you cannot be changed! So I decided to stay with you forever, and I still love you. I've been waiting for you to see through all the scenery, and then come back to watch the flowing water with me. Once, I was looking for a dream, and a gentle ... scenery floated on my head. When I tried to catch her, the scenery disappeared with my dream! The first time I cried because you weren't there, the first time I laughed because I met you, and the first time I laughed because I cried because I had you! Dear you! All my sincerity can be found by you, but why do you always keep aloof from me! I am in pain! When will my pain become the greatest happiness in my life!

I just want to live with you forever. Love is always in our hearts and eyes. Spend all the painful and happy time with you! I love all your strengths and weaknesses! You let me taste the pain of thinking about you all the time and the happiness of being with you. You are the only one who can make me taste the ups and downs. No one saw me standing on the cliff of love, only I wanted to jump into the abyss of your love and comfort ... I found comfort, even if I collapsed. Are you tired after running in my head all day? You said you would love me all my life, and I still love you with no regrets! Whether you go to the mountain of knives or the sea of fire, I will follow you, as long as I can stay with you forever! I love you forever! Because of you, life is full of sunshine! Think of me when you are silent, think of me when you are silent! All's well that ends well for lovers, but men on the road want to die. Excuse me, where is "Miko"? The shepherd boy pointed to his lover's hand.

No matter where I am, please believe that in this ever-changing world, there is an unchanging heart thinking of you all the time! Thinking of you! Don't be too far away from me, I can't bear this pain! The moment I saw you, I was at a loss I only have a heartbeat. You changed me. I've never done this before. If there is one person I can change willingly-it is you? We are like two tears, and finally flow into a line. Love you for ten thousand years is my pursuit; It is my wish to love you for a thousand years; Kissing you once is the happiest time in my life; Promise me, marry me! You are my first and last love. The water in Dongting Lake is green, and our love has just begun. You are my heart, your liver and three quarters of my heart! I love you! I will always be with you!

Three classic humorous courtship messages

I don't know why, as long as you are by my side, my heart is no longer uneasy. I don't know how much I love you. We have never met. We only talked on the phone, but I think if I don't hear your voice again, I'll be deaf. Love me for a long time, not so much, just a little. People give you the glad eye, and I only peek at you. I am happy because I love it, because I have a long dream of loving the Internet. Who loves snow; Just wait for you to know that spring is warm; Look at the bright moon and get dressed at night. When years burn everything on me, what I can't forget is your amorous feelings; When I close my eyes, what I long for is still your amorous feelings! If there is no wind in the world, how can clouds flow Without life, there is no death; Without being together, there is no parting, and the heart that loves you is gone. One kiss gives you a rose, two kisses give you my home, and three kisses go to claw depression on honeymoon. I am a big fool in love, and my love for you will never change!

It's hard to love someone. I wonder if you have a loved heart? Even an ordinary word and a small comforting action are cherished and unforgettable for me, which makes me very worried! I really want to hold your hand and walk on the road of revolution. How can I express my love? Don't think I'm ugly People with feelings, every day is a holiday. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love. Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. Don't do what you want to do, hope to have an afterlife. Your heart is as calm as water. Can I make it ripple? My love is open for you, like white lightning breaking the sky; My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body. ...

The beauty of face is important, but the beauty of heart is the solid foundation of sincere love. Although you don't sink fish and fall wild geese, you have a heart of gold. Snow of love, dyed white hair; Four seasons of love, wrinkled cheeks. Depend on you and do everything for each other. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If right equals no you, I'd rather be wrong all my life; If I have to add a time limit to my love, I hope it is 10 thousand years! Open the window of your heart, let my ups and downs go in, let the lingering thoughts in my dreams go in, let the thoughts in my life go in. I miss you as much as you miss me. Putting a moth to the fire is actually a beautiful, brave and romantic move. I admire it and dare to imitate it. Your arrival strangled my reason. Your leaving hurt my feelings. You let me taste the pain of thinking about you all the time and the happiness of being with you. You are the only one who can make me taste the ups and downs.

When you are here, you are everything; When you are away, everything is yours! Maybe for you, my appearance in your life is just100+1=101. But for me, your appearance in my life is the formula of 0+ 1= 1. You are so hard to forget, floating in my heart, your smile and every move are my memories, you are so hard to forget, just to get in touch with the light of love and blend into your eyes and mine! I think you must be very tired. Go to bed early. Because you've been running around in my head all day.

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It's really nice here.

Many wonderful short messages! !

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If you receive this message, you will like me. Delete it and you have a crush on me. If you reply to this message, you will want to marry me. If not, you promise to be my wife. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine! It's up to you Weather forecast: I sometimes miss you from morning till day, and then it becomes a wild dream in the afternoon. My mood is expected to drop by five degrees. Affected by the prolonged low pressure area, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you. It is said that the earliest love poem was written like this: you are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing, holding your furry little hand and biting your mouth gently, ah! It is love that makes us walk upright! Personals: Male, undergraduate, only a few points away; Working in a multinational organization, McDonald's cleans the table; Have a house, many people own it; Have a car, not a motor vehicle; Looking for a beautiful young man * * * went to the grave, a few years later.

There was a thief's love in front of my eyes, and I didn't care. Now I regret it! I want to shout out now: love tiger oil!

If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.

Get married in my village. The conditions in our village are not bad: dressing depends on spinning, eating depends on gathering, getting rich depends on grabbing, getting married depends on thinking, transportation depends on walking, communication depends on shouting, safety depends on dogs, and heating depends on shaking.

I'm not very busy, so I want to find some part-time jobs. Major: undergraduate in love! Specialty: Wash dishes and brush pots! Ability: I love you needless to say! Salary requirements: your heart! Ideal contract period: valid throughout the year and never quit!

I just want to live with you forever. Love is always in our hearts and eyes. Spend all the painful and happy time with you! I love all your strengths and weaknesses!

I love you, but I dare not say. I'm afraid I'll die. I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that no one will love you as much as I do after I die.

What is romance? Knowing that she doesn't love you, I gave her 99 roses. What do you mean by waste? When you knew that she loved you, you gave her 99 roses.

I have always liked sleeping, and now I can't sleep. God told me that only you can cure me!

If memory can also be a can, I hope it will never expire; If I have to add a deadline, I hope it is: 10 thousand years!

I want you to know that in this world, no matter when and where, my heart will always care about you-the most important person in my life!

People are at home in the classroom, so learning is not as good as falling in love, learning to make a living and falling in love for the next generation!

Your arrival strangled my reason; Your leaving hurt my feelings.

The water in Dongting Lake is green, and our love has just begun. You are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three quarters of my heart!

Courtship messages from students of various departments

No.65438 +0 Political Department

If = = stipulates that a person can only find one woman in his life, I would rather that person is you, and I have no regrets until I die! But it happened that there was no rule ... then forget it!

The second legal department

Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

Department of tertiary biology

If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Silly love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still nest in the haystack and hold your ears tightly. ...

No.4 department of mechanical engineering (rushed to the girl's downstairs immediately after sending it, ready to rush to her dormitory to help others repair their mobile phones and peek casually-)

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north of Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck.

Pre-school Education Major of the Fifth Normal University

A three-year-old boy took the hand of a three-year-old girl and said, "I love you." The little girl said, "Can you be responsible for my future?" The little boy said, "Of course! We are not children for a year or two! "

Six departments of financial management

If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine! It's up to you

No.7 health office

Weather forecast: I sometimes miss you from morning till day, and then it becomes a wild dream in the afternoon. My mood is expected to drop by five degrees. Affected by the prolonged low pressure area, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you.

Eighth history department

It is said that the earliest love poem was written like this: you are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing, holding your furry little hand and biting your mouth gently, ah! It is love that makes us walk upright!

9 th ad design bu

Personals: Male, undergraduate, only a few points away; Working in a multinational organization, McDonald's cleans the table; Have a house, many people own it; Have a car, not a motor vehicle; Looking for a beautiful young man * * * went to the grave, a few years later.

10 Chinese department

Last night, I sent you a mosquito to tell you that I miss you very much and ask it to kiss you for me, because I can't get close to you now! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? The big bag represents my heart.

1 1 Performance Department

If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you blink, I will die.

12 Department of Mathematics

Know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A, miss you B, miss you C, miss you D, miss you E, all of the above.

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Respect the old and love the young. You are older than me and I am younger than you. Do you love me?