2010 Year of the Tiger Spring Festival greetings, blessing text messages, funny text messages

1. At the beginning of the new year, I wish you good things one after another, your mood will be like spring all year round, your life will be colorful, you may make a small fortune occasionally, and your worries will be thrown away! Please accept my 10 best wishes. Happy New Year!

2. The bells of spring are ringing, and the footsteps of the New Year are stepping forward. I hope the bells of the New Year ring the happy notes in your heart, and may luck and peace follow closely like the footsteps of spring! Spring flowers and autumn fruits, I will always be with you!

3. Time can fade away memories, but it cannot fade away the laughter and laughter we left behind along the way. I wish you a happy new year and a happy year ahead!

4. Happy New Year to you! I wish you good health, better mood and more beautiful person! Life is becoming more and more romantic! Happy New Year!

5. Good luck in the New Year, and good things come early! My friend smiles, happiness surrounds you! Flowers bloom to you and birds sing to you. Life is happy and satisfying! Festive! Festive! May you have peace and happiness in your life!

6. I miss you the most at this moment. Let the clouds carry your heartfelt blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a happy new year!

7. With the arrival of the New Year, there will be many happy events, including family reunions and happiness; in a happy mood, there will be many friends, and there will be more health and happiness; everything goes well and there will be many blessings, and the New Year will be auspicious and have many businesses; I wish you many good things! many! many!

8. I sincerely wish you all the best in the new year. When pigs come to your heart, my blessings come early. I hope your heart will blossom when you see this text message.

9. The New Year is here. I wish you smooth work, happy family, good health, and all the best in the new year!

10. Let my New Year’s greetings fly through the radio waves, across mountains, across surging rivers, past high-rise buildings, and to your side.

11. Happy New Year! My blessings arrive! A new year has begun. I sincerely wish you good health, smooth work, a happy life, and a smile!

12. I miss you, I miss your 365, I miss you, I miss your 365, Happy New Year! In the new 365 days, I send you 365 blessings!

13. Thank you for your affection, thank you for your thoughts, thank you for your care and love. As the New Year approaches, I wish your family a happy New Year, good health, and all the best!

14. I give you a coat, with peace in the front, happiness in the back, auspiciousness in the collar, wishful thinking in the sleeves, happiness in the buttons, and pockets full of warmth. Put it on and let it accompany you. Every day! Happy New Year!

15. Live happily year after year, be happy, be happy all your life, live in peace and harmony, and have a harmonious family. May every wish in your life be fulfilled! Happy New Year!

16. All the glory and wealth in the world is not as good as a close friend. In this day of bidding farewell to the old and welcoming the new, I wish you all the best!

17. Welcome the New Year with joy, may everything go well and be safe, be proud and happy, may your dreams come true and make money, may your career be brilliant and successful, I wish you a good year every year!

18. The New Year is coming, the New Year is coming, have achievements, don’t be proud, have failed, don’t die, work hard together, fire the cannon, good luck, fall from the sky, share together, everyone is happy. Good luck every day, may the stars shine every day.

19. New Year and New Blessings, I wish you: immediate success, everything goes well, and good fortune in the coming year. If you don’t fire off the cannons when playing mahjong, happiness will never escape.

20. May you have 365 days of New Year, travel thousands of miles every day, be with beautiful women every night, live happily every day, be happy every moment, be wonderful every minute, and be happy every second! Good health, successful career, and success in no time!

21. If you feel happy, wave your hands. If you feel happy, stamp your feet. If you feel happy, shake your head. Happy New Year, Madman!

22. New Year, new atmosphere, and the New Year Festival is here! happy holidays! In 2010, I wish you to be happy every day, happy every moment, wonderful every minute, and happy every second.

23. The New Year is here again. Say hello to the New Year. May your work be done better and better. May your life be full of joy. Good luck will come to you every day. The longer you grow, the more handsome you will be. Gold will appear in your home and money will grow on your wall.

24. The New Year’s bell rings, and good things come to you as you wish. May you live the first day of the New Year happily. The bell will bring my most sincere and sincere blessings to the most lovely you. !

25. You are my deepest thoughts, you are my endless concern, let the wind carry my blessings; let the clouds carry my greetings: I wish you a happy new year. !

26. Happy New Year! May the whole family be happy! A lot of good things to come in the new year! Lots of smiles! Be happy every second, happy every day, happy every year, and healthy forever!

27. Ci Lie Dog likes to see his friends drunk, welcomes Bajie and smiles to entertain relatives and friends. I wish you a happy new year! All the best! Be strong and strong!

28. I wish you New Year blessings. Good luck will accompany you, the God of Wealth will follow you, a famous car belongs to you, bad luck will hide from you, happy events will surround you, and I will always be with you.

29. The New Year’s bell is about to ring. May this auspicious bell bring peace, happiness, health and joy to you and your family! Happy New Year and all the best! Getting stronger every year.

30. New Year is coming, New Year is coming, pasting Spring Festival couplets and setting off fireworks, it is so joyful and lively! Send a text message to say hello, and you will get promoted and become rich step by step!

31. May you be happy every day 365 days a year, happy every moment 8,760 hours, wonderful every minute 5,256,000, and happy every second 31,536,000.

32. I wish you (inhale) smooth sailing, two dragons soaring, three goats opening up, peace in all seasons, five blessings, six six, great success, seven stars shining brightly from all directions, wealth coming from all directions, ninety-nine, concentricity, perfection, success in everything, good luck in everything, and all the best! Wish you good luck in the New Year!

33. The sky gives you warmth, the earth gives you warmth, and I give you blessings. May your luck be as dense as raindrops! Troubles fly away like flowing clouds, sorrow becomes extinct like dinosaurs, and happiness is as sweet as honey.

Humorous blessings:

1. Don’t say I’m ruthless, but I still sent a ten-cent text message, even though I wasted battery power and faced electromagnetic radiation. Your life is in danger. If you do this without considering the consequences, I just want to wish you a Happy New Year! Happy New Year!

2. I wish you a happy New Year. May good things chase you. Your supervisor will pay attention to you. Diseases will hide from you. Cars will give way to you. Planes will avoid you. Your lover will love you deeply. Pain will stay away from you. Happiness will follow you. , everything goes your way!

3. Don’t move! Raise your hands. Those you know stand on the left, those you don’t know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Talking about you! Put down your phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen to me carefully: I wish you a happy new year. I haven’t met you on New Year’s Day and New Year’s Eve, you haven’t had an appointment for late-night supper and morning tea, and you haven’t been with me before and after holidays. We are not destined to meet and reunite for the time being, but our thoughts and dreams are endless.

4. There will be surprises after reading it in one breath: I wish you five blessings, six or six successes, a colorful life, majesty on all sides, concentricity, perfection, hundred years of happiness, thousands of miles, and endless destiny. Happy New Year from Jia Cai, I will give you a carefully prepared New Year gift! Wrapped with colorful moods, loaded with colorful blessings, wrapped with sweet expectations, filled with festive joy and joy, delivered with auspicious snowflakes.

5. The imperial edict arrives: By God’s blessing, the emperor summons: Since you owed me thirty cents during the New Year last year and have not paid it yet, you are punished by not being allowed to poop for three days, and you are not allowed to bring paper when you poop. It's only three feet, until it suffocates to death! I appreciate this and get the paper!

6. There is something I have never dared to say to you, but if I don’t say it in the New Year, I won’t have the chance: You are really annoying—people like it, and I will never hate it! Finally, I would like to add another sentence - Happy New Year!

7. During the Spring Festival, you will have a strong money wind, rain of money, violent hail of gold and silver, diamond ice, emerald trees, pearl frost, and agate fruits. Be careful! Happy Chinese New Year!

8. On New Year’s Eve, there are constant cheers; it’s inconvenient to bother with phone calls; my wish comes true with text messages saying New Year’s greetings; I wish you and your whole family good health; a happy life and more money in the coming year; I wish you an early New Year’s greeting to avoid busy lines. !

9. If you are alone now, I wish you a Happy New Year; if you are two people, then Happy New Year too; if you are a group of people, please tell me where you are.

10. If having money is also a mistake, I wish you make the same mistake again and again! Happy New Year!

11. One pound of peanuts and two pounds of dates, good luck will always follow you; three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good fortune will never be separated from you; five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, wealth will roll into your pocket; seven With eight pounds of grapes and eight pounds of oranges, may your wishes come true; with nine pounds of mangoes and ten pounds of melons, may you be happy and bloom in the Year of the Tiger.

12. Solemn declaration: This text message has never been forwarded or seen. The packaging is simple and sincere. It is original and genuine. Any reproduction must be investigated. Any similarity is purely coincidental. Happy Year of the Tiger!

13. I want to call you so much, I want to hear your nonsense, but it’s a pity that you are overpaid. Fortunately, I can receive text messages. Send this message to the fool. Warm message, I hope he won't be angry, let alone commit heroic suicide.

14. Turn the sand of the Sahara into wealth, the water of the Pacific Ocean into blessings, and the peaks of the Himalayas into longevity. Send them as New Year gifts. I wish you wealth, blessings, and good health in the new year!

15. The cutest text message this year: Those who receive it will never be fired, those who read it will become successful, those who save it will have sweet love, those who delete it will have good luck, and those who forward it will Salaries skyrocket!

16. I express my sincere blessings to you with the warmth of boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of sweet-sour pork, the breadth of pulling strips, and the breadth of dough bread. I wish you happiness in the new year!

17. God, it’s too blue! The sea is too salty! Life is so difficult! Work is so boring! I am destined to be with you; I miss you and have insomnia; seeing you is too far away; oh, what can I do? I miss you so much that I can’t eat with my chopsticks or swallow my bowl! Happy Chinese New Year!

18. In the new year, I wish my friends: as long as you have more money and less, it will be better; if you are good and ugly, you will be pleasing to the eye; if you are old and healthy, it will be good; if your family is poor, your family will be harmonious. Good; it will be good if all troubles are understood; it will be good if one's life is peaceful!

19. I hold Harry R26; Potter’s magic wand in my hand, and pray sincerely: I will turn all the joy into cream, knead all the blessings into chocolate, and make eternal happiness into a cake... smash it Fuck you! Happy New Year!

20. In the new year, I am determined to do three major things for the people of the country: 1. Repair elevators on Mount Everest; 2. Lay ceramic tiles on the Great Wall; 3. Install reverse gears on airplanes; Small things: 1. Wear gloves for flies; 2. Wear masks for mosquitoes; 3. Feed you feed.

21. There are great gifts and surprises waiting for you during the Spring Festival. Edit the text message "I want to treat you to dinner" to 138XXXXXXXX (of course the number of the guy who sent the text message), and you will have the opportunity to get the genius' autograph and take a photo with you. This opportunity is rare, act quickly!

22. From now on, I will only love you, pamper you, won’t lie to you, do everything I promise you, and do everything I say to you. I mean everything sincerely. I won’t bully you, hit you, or scold you. Just trust me. Happy New Year~

23. Wine: When poured into a cup, it looks like water. When you drink it, you will become haunted. You will stumble when you walk. You will quarrel when you get home. You will become impotent after crawling into bed. You will regret it when you wake up the next day. , have you drank during the Spring Festival?

24. Sisters, I wish you all a happy new year. In the new year of 2010, find a boyfriend who is like EXCEL - hide if you want, filter if you want, delete if you want, if one is unhappy, hey , I won’t save it yet.

25. The New Year is here! I wish my career will continue to develop like Marxism, my charm will shine like Mao Zedong Thought, and my money and the Three Represents will keep pace with the times. Happy New Year!

26. New Year, New Year, "Sina" trend, SMS and MMS with integrity - I wish you a happy "Xin" year, "money" like a bright future, "rich" like the East China Sea, and "thin" like Nanshan!

27. Four blessings: Booking a New Year’s Eve dinner on New Year’s Eve, hailing a taxi when you go out, getting lucky money from door to door, and having a holiday from the first day to the fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year; I wish you good fortune, partial fortune, windfall fortune, and abundant financial resources; Family, friendship, personal love, love goes as you wish!

28. I bought two pounds of fashion, three pounds of romance from Huaihai Road, made eight pounds of happiness, and cut out a ton of care from the bottom of my heart.

A New Year gift for you!

29. I heard that angels like to eat chestnut cakes, so I bought some and put them on the windowsill. After watching for half the night, I finally kidnapped an angel with a bed sheet, and then made a wish to the angel: "I hope you are watching." Happy New Year to the person who sent the message!

30. During the Spring Festival, the State Council issued five prohibitions: It is forbidden to pretend to be busy and ignore me, it is forbidden to get rich and forget about me, it is forbidden not to help me when I am in trouble, and it is forbidden not to call me when eating. Don’t miss me when you are free! Happy Chinese New Year