My friend's birthday greetings are very funny.

When a friend's birthday, a wave of funny birthday wishes is the best choice! Here is a funny birthday wish I arranged for you. I hope you like it.

Friends' birthday greetings are funny (1) 1. Although it is only a small greeting, it is my concern; Although it is only a gentle blessing, it is my heartfelt wish; Although it is only a heart song, it has forged our friendship. Happy birthday! Happy birthday English

2, although I can't spend the night with you, I can't light candles for you, I can't watch you make a wish, but my husband has a thousand words from the heart, silently lighting the blessing! Happy birthday, my wife. I hope you take care of yourself and have a good day!

3, send the best wishes and care! Sincere greetings and joy! In this beautiful season, I hope my friends will be accompanied by flowers all the way and live a long life happily! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

4. Send you a super love cake, fill your whole room, find a love ambassador to make a special report on your birthday, and strive to create a world record for your invincible birthday. May you have the greatest happiness and pride today.

5. Xu Jing: Today is your birthday. You are the most deserved' Beast' star today. I sincerely wish you' Happy Birthday'. On major festivals, pigs are always served and cooked, hehe.

Today is your birthday, and I hereby award you the honorary title of "the birthday girl". Look at you: sleepwalking is less, gambling is not old, and you are eager to solve your troubles. Happy birthday!

7. That day, I met you by the river again. I haven't seen you for days. You are still so smart, wearing that favorite green plaid shirt and walking slowly with a round head. I can't help but want to say to you: Happy birthday, turtle.

8. Silence is golden, which is of course good; It is also true that crying children eat more sugar. The so-called maturity is from tadpoles to frogs, not from small tadpoles to big tadpoles. Today is your mature day, bless you frog, happy birthday!

9. I send you this short message for only one purpose, that is: big animal star, today is your birthday, happy birthday pig!

10, today is your birthday; You made a vow to Jesus and said,' God! Send me a beautiful woman! Jesus said, beauty is coming; You open your eyes and say, shit, come on! Beauty is actually a pig reading text messages!

1 1, Xu Jing: The Tang Priest took his disciples to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures, and suddenly found that Bajie had disappeared. He sent Wukong to look around, and Wukong came back to tell him that Master Bajie was reading a birthday speech today. All right!

12, your birthday is coming. Come and give you a present. I'm afraid you'll drive into the water and give you a book. I'm afraid you won't have a long mouth. Here's a pair of glasses. I just don't have legs to throw you a party. Nobody invited you to the cake contest. The moon sandwich is the earth. I hope you are happy alone, with no one to accompany you.

13, you look good, with low pixels! But gray is very smart, very smart. She has no hair, not even a beard and eyebrows. It's just a pig. Ha, the weather is really good today. Happy birthday, piggy!

14, boring. . This is my state at the moment; Look forward to it Look forward to it . This is your state at the moment. Isn't it a surprise that the phone rang? I didn't send a service message. I still remember what day it is. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

15, today is your birthday, I'll give you whatever you want. If you want to remember, I can give it to you You want the future, I can create it for you. You want my wife, hey hey, sorry. I didn't. Happy birthday!

16, I saw God yesterday. He told me that you are going to have a baby today. I said you were going to have a baby. He said there was nothing but the sun. It is too hot today. I hope the sun will set soon.

17. Today is your birthday, piggy. Happy birthday. If you don't accept it, I will say you are happy!

18, "Birthday is an important event in a year, representing another year's rise. You don't have much to do this day. First, I give you a kiss, then I give you a hug, and finally I give you a hug. Happy birthday. "

19, I heard that Wukong was particularly anxious some time ago. Why? It is said that his second brother lost it and can't find it anywhere. Later, I learned that today is Bajie's birthday, and now he is reading short messages.

20. Donor: The underwear you are wearing today is full of sinister colors, which is not good for your behavior. Please take it off immediately and throw it into the toilet to ensure safety. Good, good ... Happy birthday!

2 1, at this moment, I have my deepest thoughts Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday! Knowing that your birthday is coming, just say what gift you want. Say it, say it. ....................................................................................................................................................

22. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit! Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

23, 365 days a year, waiting for today, your 30-year-old pistachio finally bloomed today, sincerely wish you a happy birthday!

24.N years ago today, you came into this world crying like a hooligan. Today, n years later, I hope you can still have the courage to be a hooligan, haha. Congratulations, you are one year older!

25. Do you know Japanese? Don't understand! Send Japanese blessings: you have to wash the pot, wash the dishes, wash the pot, wash the dishes! Happy birthday, happy birthday!

I know today is your birthday, but the problem is that you and I both know it. Alas! If you know, you will know. Spending money means spending money. I will send you a short message. You are my good friend! -Happy birthday to you!

27. Today is your birthday! Prepare to send you a birthday cake! As for you, are you so happy? Call me tail, too!

28. I lost a pet pig. Today is its birthday. I hope caring people can help me find it. Here to remind you, this pig can read short messages!

29. On your birthday, the devil is laughing and the angel is crying! Hehe, angry? Don't get me wrong, isn't that the angel I'm talking about you? Did you laugh? I wish I could make you stop crying!

Do you know why I was born after you? That's because I drank too much to celebrate your birthday. Who knows that when I wake up, I can't see you. Fortunately, I finally found you now. Happy birthday!

Friends' birthday greetings are funny (2) 1. Today is your birthday. I want to go over the mountains to see you, but I don't have enough strength. I want to come to you by bus or boat, but I don't have enough money, so I can only stand on the roof and shout "Happy Birthday" to you across the mountain.

When my husband came home from work, he saw a box of cakes with three candles on it. He asked, "Whose birthday is it today?" The wife next to me replied coldly, "It's this dress on me. I am 3 years old today! " "

3. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy birthday, always in a good mood.

I hope the grass in your heart will always be green, your youth will always stay, and you will always laugh. Happy birthday, health and happiness!

At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday!

6. There are faint poems in the long clouds, and there are endless joys in the faint poems. There are my gentle blessings in endless joy. Happy birthday!

7. Today is your birthday. Your friend asked for a power train soldier for you. Please tap on the floor with your mobile phone ... OK, the song ordering is over.

8. I think health and happiness are the two most important things in life. If they are transferable, I want to give you mine-happy birthday!

9. Send me endless thoughts through the white clouds and gentle blessings through the breeze. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

10, with the passage of time, everything is so beautiful, but please stop on your birthday, then look back and relive this never-repeated youth!

1 1. At dawn, happiness is around you, the sun is shining, the smile is bright, and the sun is setting, and happiness follows you all day. Friends who care about you sincerely wish you a happy birthday forever on this day!

12, thank God for giving me a friend like you! I wish you a happy life on your birthday!

13, where there are trees, there are my thoughts; Where there is you, there is my deep blessing. Happy birthday!

14, it seems that the birthday is coming soon. I wonder if there will be any surprises ~ ~ You are my sunshine.

15, today, like a bird spreading its new wings; Tomorrow is like Pengcheng Eagle, Wan Li. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

16, cheer for you this year, cheer for you today and pray for you tomorrow: always keep your youthful face and beautiful mood!

17, I am by your side every day. I don't have to miss you hard, and I don't have to love you sour, as long as I love you sweet! Happy birthday, my baby!

18, years are getting shorter and shorter, birthdays are getting faster and faster, friendship is getting stronger and stronger, and my blessings are getting deeper and deeper. I wish you a picturesque and beautiful birthday every day!

19, I fold 1 paper crane every day. In order to save 1000, I make a wish that I wish you a happy birthday every year!

20. Name: Date of birth. Raw materials: sincerity. Auxiliary materials: bless you. Date of production: since I met you. Shelf life: until the end of the world. Commodity number:. Special note: Happy birthday to you.

2 1, send you a cup of my carefully prepared juice, which contains 100cc desire, 200cc of happiness and 300cc of vitality every day. Happy birthday!

22. A lady walked into a pet shop and wanted to buy a puppy sweater. The salesman asked her to bring the puppy so that she could check the size. Miss: No, I want to give it a surprise on its birthday.

23, a leader's birthday party, everyone to send money to send things, just a strange friend sent a pair of couplets. Part 1: Beer, wine and cocktails have been waiting for you for a long time! Part two: rooster, hen, black-bone chicken, just in time! Horizontal approval: supervision and supervision!

24. Laugh and worry; Second, laugh and hate; San Xiao is a pity; Laugh four times and get sick; Five smiles are not old; Six laughs and fun. Laugh often, and you will live longer than Nanshan.

25. Red beans have sprouted in my home, and there are still several branches in spring. I hope you can pick more and take as much as you want. Acacia belongs to it, needless to say! Beauty, happy birthday!