April Fool’s Day tips to prevent fraud

1. Borrow flowers to offer to Buddha: If your leader challenges you, such as lying to you that so-and-so is sick and asking you to spend money to buy things for him, you can pretend not to know the truth and follow his instructions first. Then he told everyone his instructions, and then told the merchants that the leader would settle the bill. With everyone's support, the rice was cooked, and he probably wouldn't mind on April Fool's Day.

2. Pay special attention to this trick! It is really very clever! It is to guard against the person you think is least likely to lie to you. Damn it, teacher. They usually take advantage of students' psychology to commit crimes without leaving any trace. I remember one April Fool's Day, the first sentence the English teacher said in class was: I won't have self-study tonight, I have a meeting. After we cheered for half a minute, he smiled sinisterly: Today is April Fools' Day, didn't you know? Are you the only ones trying to trick people?

3. Pretending to be stupid: pretending to be the pretty one next to you When a girl secretly offers you autumn spinach on April Fool's Day, once you accept it with joy, the bomb will explode immediately. Of course, there is no need to retaliate with a beautiful woman, pretending not to see or understand anything, and to enthusiastically help her find a spinach reception point, so that she will be embarrassed to continue acting.

4. First of all, remember that April 1st is April Fool's Day. On this day, think about everything first before deciding on the next step. Before you think about it, think that it is all false. Don't believe anything easily. It is not too late to make a response after it is confirmed to be correct. (If you encounter something tense and important, use your own judgment and sometimes believe it.) At the same time, you must have the ability to fight back, take the initiative, and don't let others lead you by the nose.

5. Variety King: If you receive a call saying that your phone bill, mobile phone bill, housing loan and other fees have not been paid in time, and you want to impose punishment, first listen carefully to the voice of the speaker. If you hear that the voice is indeed familiar, you might as well try your best to give him a makeover, change his identity and pretend to be someone else, making him think he dialed the wrong number, which is embarrassing.

6. Have you been attracted to a boy for a long time? Do you keep giving him hints but he acts dumb? Then, be careful when he makes any ambiguous moves towards you on Valentine's Day. Ah! For example, let's have dinner together; or a passionate love letter. What's more clever is to just send a bouquet of flowers and express my love for you in public. Female friends, be careful not to be fooled by his beauty. Especially at critical moments! Because on this day, it is very likely that he and his best friends are paying attention to you. It's embarrassing in front of so many people. Although it's understandable to be fooled on April Fool's Day, I can't bear that they always use it as an excuse!

7. It is human nature to love beauty, especially the nature of girls. . Therefore, cosmetics may also become a trap. I remember one time, I tried it once and mixed it with someone's facial cleansing water. When I found out later, I was grateful for their mercy for a long time. You know, if someone is cruel and mixes your foot washing water with it, you will have no choice but to admit it is bad luck. April Fool's Day jokes are never too big.

8. Pay full attention to eating. Never accept food from anyone on this day. This is a trick that has been tried and tested by charlatans for so many years! Usually, you buy a pack of snacks with packaging bags and be sure to eliminate them yourself. Then put shredded paper, peels, etc., and be sure to pretend to have just opened them in front of others, and then hand them to others one by one. There are really quite a lot of people who are fooled!

9. Follow the trend: The most common April Fool's Day trick is for a friend to tell you to do something right away. At this time, you might as well follow what he says. It's better to be more truthful and serious than what he said. Unconsciously switch roles with him, making him enter the clouds and fog, unable to distinguish between east, west, north and south, and in the end it turns out that A fool fools himself.

10. There are also some tricks that are definitely very abusive, but there is nothing you can do about them! For example, a classmate tells you that the teacher is looking for you. What should we do? Go or not? Go, what if you are fooled? Don’t go, what if it is true? For this kind of damaging trick, we can only act according to the circumstances. You can tentatively walk around the door of the office, or even go in and ask the teacher. Of course you can't ask him what business he has with you, just ask him a random question. If he really wants to find you, he will speak first before you can speak.

If it’s fake, we won’t lose face! April Fool’s Day Message April Fool’s Day April Fool’s Message

You are my heart, you are my liver, you are my darling; you are my intestines , you are my stomach, you are my constant comfort; you are my hands, you are my back, you are the back of my palms; my dog, Happy April Fool's Day!

Borrow some clothes from the white clouds, borrow a pair of wings from the bird, and you will be the younger brother of the angel - the birdman! Happy April Fool's Day!

Because someone will deliberately listen to a song, but you have already surpassed the meaning of a song to me. I have been thinking so much about you lately that I really can’t help but tell you the title of the song - "Pig Song"! Don't think too much, Happy April Fool's Day

Teacher: "Create a sentence using Yushu Linfeng." Student: "A person with Yushu Linfeng just sent a text message." Teacher: "Use beautiful and moving to make a sentence "Student:" A beautiful lady received a text message. "Haha, happy April Fool's Day!"

Your quality is as strong as a plum blossom, your character is as subtle as a glacier, you have a convincing connotation, and you have an overwhelming coolness, so we respectfully call you "Meichuan Neiku"! Happy April Fool's Day!

The first couplet: Wise and powerful, commanding a hundred thousand naval forces to subdue Tianhe; the second couplet: Charming and suave, ignoring the three thousand fairies Zhong Chang'e. Hengpi: Happy Bajie Festival! Idiot, what do you think of the couplet I wrote to you? Happy April Fool's Day!

Do you have a TV there? Look at CCTV1, the White House in the United States was bombed, the whole building collapsed, the police blocked the entire Washington, 19 people died, 32 people were injured, 11 people are missing... 1 person was deceived! happy holidays!

Happy April Fool's Day!

I will give you a basket of fruits: there are gourds like your body, watermelons like your face, strawberries like your nose, lychees like your youth beans, pistachios like your eyes, and some like you. Body-scenting durian! Happy April Fool's Day!

Don’t think that building a city means settling; don’t think that sowing seeds means harvesting; don’t think that reaching the top means conquering; don’t think that I have forgotten you. Critical moments, such as today, on this special day Here, the first thing I think of is you.

There is a kind of person who can be with me for eternity, and is called a lover; there is a kind of person with whom my blood is thicker than water, and is called a relative; and there is a kind of person who is still helping me count the money after being sold by me, such as reading text messages. You are called a fool! Happy holidays!

The wind lifts your long hair, making you look even more chic! The waves lap at your feet, making you look even more flawless! Facing the morning glow from the east, you are like a sea spray! If you are not an acquaintance, it is difficult to tell that you are a fool! Happy April Fool's Day!

I once had a sincere love, but I didn’t cherish it. I only regretted it when I lost it! If I could do it again, I would say to you: I love you. If I had to choose a time to express my love, I would like it to be: April Fools’ Day!

When I have something to do, I will be so busy that I feel dizzy; when I have nothing to do, I will be bored; my favorite thing to do is to think about you and send you text messages, because another fool saw my Text message.

On April Fool’s Day, April 1st, I will give you a happy tiger to make you happy and amuse you, and I will also give you a happy tiger to accompany you to happiness and sweetness. It's up to you to believe it or not if you tell a fool on April Fool's Day? Happy April Fool's Day!

On this special day, I wanted to call you, but I was worried that you would misunderstand me; I wanted to blow you a kiss, but I was worried that you wouldn’t believe me. After thinking about it, I had to quietly send a text message to say hello, have you been fooled today?

I'm not superstitious, but I firmly believe that nothing is appropriate on April Fool's Day. The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, are the sounds real? Family affairs, state affairs, and world affairs must be verified! April Fool's Day is coming, I wish you success in making fools and not being fooled.

I created this poem on a whim. How many people in the world know this poem? If I am not famous, I will be afraid of being strong. I will ignore it for the sake of fools. It is a matter of success or failure, fools know. If you don’t believe it, you must be reading this poem.

Happy April Fool's Day

After "In-depth Observation", I found that I fell in love with you! How I want to travel through "Eastern Time and Space", "face to face" with you, ask for "Today's Statement", and "tell the truth" to confess: I love you, cctv!

If you think I am earthy, who will let me live on earth? You think I'm ugly, who makes me incomparable to you? You think I'm stupid, who said today is April Fool's Day? Are you willing to spend April Fool's Day with me, who is ugly, ugly and stupid? Confession on April Fools Day Confession SMS on April Fools Day

1. My dear, when I “scan” you, my love “program” will be “activated”, and others say that we are very “compatible”. It is a "hyperlink". Especially in the few days we met, our relationship quickly "upgraded"!

2. If God allows me to make three wishes, the first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you in the next life, and the third is to be with you forever and ever.

3. I was once confused, but it was you who helped me get out of my predicament and let me know how wonderful it is to love someone. Let me use this life as a reward to stay by your side. Hold hands till old age.

4. What is romance? Knowing that she doesn’t love you, you still give her 99 roses. What is waste, knowing that she loves you but giving her 99 roses.

5. I am willing to stay by your side all my life, being your quilt in winter and your electric fan in summer.

6. I would rather have a glass of water that moistens your mouth, warms your stomach, reaches your heart, and washes away all worries and fatigue; I would rather have a breeze blowing with sweetness to accompany you to sleep and give you Comfort, I want to experience your happiness and sadness.

7. If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right; if being right means leaving you, I would rather be wrong for the rest of my life. I know you are busy, but you must know: your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am thinking of you.

8. I miss you so much just to wait for you to appear; I spend all my time just to fall in love with you; I rack my brains to write my love for you. In love or not? Right now, I'm waiting for your call back!

10. Gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings. According to my research: You should be the biggest treasure in the world, filled with gold, diamonds and famous paintings.

11. You are my exclusive memory, you are the quatrain of my poem, you are the sweetness I want, you are the temper I enjoy, you are the only miracle I want for Valentine’s Day, you It is a precious memory at the end of my life.

12. I hope you are my sun. No, you are my flashlight. Because the sun shines on all men. And I just want you to look after me.

13. There is one thing you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me has become a gift to me. I get great satisfaction every time I use it. I will use it forever unless you again Give me a handful.

14. The reason why you feel the sunshine is warm is because you are bathing in it; the reason why you feel the scenery is beautiful is because you are walking in the scenery. No matter how important others are, they can only be in my eyes, but you are the only one I will always treasure in my heart.

15. Loving you for ten thousand years is an exaggeration; loving you for five thousand years is hopeless; loving you for a thousand years is absurd; loving you for a hundred years is too long; loving you for 70 years, as long as I Good health is my strength!

16. First couplet: The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I am waiting for your call back. Second line: Live for you, die for you, wait for you all my life. Hengpi: Sent to the wrong person.

17. Busy career keeps you and me apart; close friends are unforgettable for life; long years cannot dilute the wine of friendship; long distance cannot pull away the hands of longing; winter goes and spring comes, time is lost, You will always be my best friend!

18. If I don’t propose to you, I will regret it for the rest of my life, because you are the only one for me.

19. If you don’t believe my love, then let it become a big lie and deceive you for the rest of your life; if you don’t escape from my love, then let it become a deep prison and trap you for the rest of your life; Because, I want us to be together forever!

20. The house can be smaller, the furniture can be older, and the appliances can be fewer, but as long as you are there, there will be more love and intimacy, and there will be more happiness and joy. A home with you is Five star hotel.

21. If you receive this message, you like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me. If you reply to this message, you want to marry me. If you don’t reply, you will agree to marry me. If you modify it, you will die. They are all mine. , if you save it, it will belong to me in the next life! You just have to figure it out!

22. As long as my heart is still there, there will always be a place for you, and there is only one place; as long as your phone is still there, there will be my infinite blessings for you, and there are millions of blessings. . Miss you and bless you.

23. If there is an afterlife, let us be a pair of little mice. Falling in love clumsily, living in a daze, clinging to each other clumsily, and being together foolishly. Even if the mountains are blocked by heavy snow, I can still nest in the haystack, hug you tightly and bite your ears.

24. I sing a song. There is loneliness in the song. Loneliness is about you. The plot is known to the heart. It is a romantic Valentine's Day. It is warm and sweet. Can you hold hands and stay with me until we grow old?

25. I don’t love you, I’m lying to you, it’s against my will. I really don’t want to tell lies, but I just don’t love you, I just want to lie to you, and I can’t let you guess me. Heart

26. I am the blackboard and you are the white chalk. Our combination allows words to witness the vividness of our love; I am the relief stone and you are the stone chisel. Let art witness the depth of our love!

27. I have loved you for more than two or three days, missed you for more than a week or two, and missed you for more than a month or two. If you continue to refuse to marry me, then I will move in with you. Let's live together, it's up to you. April Fools' Day Fools

April Fools' Day Fools' Quotes 1. Time is really amazing. Due to the recent strong solar ions, there will be no signal when making phone calls under the sun. Don't panic. Please use another phone while making phone calls. Raise your hands above your head to block the sun! Remember, the higher the better! happy holidays!

2. When a horse and a pig encounter a tiger, they turn around and run away. The pig runs slowly, and the horse shouts: Stupid pig! How to run fast with a cell phone in your hand! Throw it quickly! Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day Fool's Sentences 01

Foolishness is an attitude and a feeling. Foolishness is a kind of freedom and freedom. April Fool's Day is here, I wish you to be foolish every day, always more foolish than the sky, and always endlessly foolish!

The little donkey said to his mother: Mom, when April Fool’s Day comes, some donkeys will send me malicious sentences. Should I reply or not? Donkey’s mother said: Don’t be fooled, it’s a pig, but it’s a donkey, so we won’t!

Foolishness comes first, without foolishness there is no joy; April Fool’s Day is all about foolishness, let us put aside all dogmas, let go of all reservations, and enjoy foolishness! I wish you to be just right stupid and have endless fun!

Housing prices have fooled us into living in a house; wages have fooled us into working from 9 to 5; reality has fooled us into a trance; it turns out that every day is April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy holiday and lots of happiness.

Pink flower buds, white bear shirt, jumping little steps, sweet smile. The cutest look, the liveliest behavior, and the happiest April Fool’s Day! Happy holidays, friends!

April Fool's Day April Fool 02

If you are cheated today, it means that you are popular. If you are not cheated, it means that everyone feels sorry for you. If you lie to others, it means that you can play. If you are not cheated, it means that you can play. People, it means you are kind, haha! Happy April Fool's Day!

It’s Halloween! I wish you to be as young as Children's Day, as happy as Valentine's Day, as hard-working as Labor Day, as surprising as Halloween, and most importantly, as happy as April Fool's Day.

The one who collects water is called a bucket; the one who pours and drinks water is called a cup; the one who eats and drinks soup is called a spoon; the one who cuts meat and vegetables is called a knife; and the one who giggles at sentences is called a fool . Preliminary wish: Happy April Fool’s Day!

There are no fools on April Fool's Day, even fools can't fool you, so I can only give you my blessings. May peace and happiness be with you, may health be with you, may happiness be with you forever. Pre-delivered jingle for April Fool's Day: When a fool encounters the rain, the rainman talks to the fishermen. The fishermen say that on April Fool's Day, it is better for fools to give to others. Fools will surely become rainmen. The rainman cries: I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

About April Fool's Day Fool's Sentence 03

You should leave room for "foolishness" in your life, you should spare no effort in "foolishness" in doing things, and your life should be like "foolishness". Today I am confused The water touches "fool", and finally found you, the "fool" who slipped through the net.

Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool’s Day, April 1st, please be a fool for a day: forget all worries and sorrows, keep happiness and joy in your heart; success or failure is left to you, happiness and contentment are enough; cleverness is disturbed by cleverness, and confusion is not enough It’s not worth it; if you are a little silly once in a while, happiness will accompany you.

To be a human being, you must leave room for "foolishness", to do things without sparing "foolishness", to live like a "foolish" person, and to have a career that is "foolish". Today I am trying to figure out "foolishness" in troubled waters. ", I finally found you, the "fool" who slipped through the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

The water knows the depth of the fish; God knows the freedom of the bird; nature knows the happiness of the insect; I know your happiness: you must be giggling blankly and silently, and this festival belongs to you. It’s coming, Happy April Fool’s Day! It is rare to be confused when you are a person, you must be confused but not confused; when doing things, you must be stupid but not stupid; when you are in the world, you must be foolish but not crazy, and you must be crazy but not stupid. Pretending to be stupid is a blessing. Stupid people are stupid and happy, contented and happy. April Fool's Day, be happy and silly!