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Talk about personal classic signature.

Talk about personal classic signature.

1. Every time I have a math class, I just look at the teacher silently. I don't understand anyway. Just be happy.

The most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, and then it wouldn't come back with me. The most loyal thing is meat, damn it, you can't get rid of it!

I haven't written for a long time, and now I feel like the emperor has approved my homework.

4. Why are foreign girls' hands so beautiful? Because they haven't done their homework in China.

5. Internet speed has abused me thousands of times. I regard Internet speed as my first love!

6. quarreling with my wife, I roared: don't think that you are beautiful and I dare not hit you! I thought she would be happy to hear this, but I didn't expect her to say, don't think that what you said is very reasonable and I will let you go!

7. I especially liked playing hide-and-seek when I was a child. I went straight home as soon as others hid it.

8. Today, I was lying in the upper bunk, and my classmates in the lower bunk were eating cakes. Suddenly, he was furious and shouted that there were nails in the TM cake. I listened, and quickly put away the nail clippers.

9. I'm running streaky pork, and I bring my own salt.

10. Someone told me that nothing is more complicated than love. I dropped a math book in his face.

1 1. I'm going to get a haircut, and I twisted my neck when I left my bangs.

12. My deskmate asked me what happiness is, and I said that copying the exam is happiness.

13. I often do autopsies at school, and I am used to the dead. The dormitory is hotter than the steamer at night. My roommate, an idiot, had a whim and said that the morgue had air conditioning. Why don't we sleep there? I have the key. One or two other goods were agreed immediately, and two went. The next day, the janitor was hospitalized.

14. Don't play tricks between girls. Anyway, we will go to the square dance together in a few decades.

15. The happiest thing is that the person you like likes you more than you do.

Express one's own aesthetic personality

1. After going to the toilet in the middle of the night, my hands and feet were cold and I went back to bed. A person's consciousness, so difficult to push you into his arms. That kind of warmth is really rich.

Best of all, when people are crowded, you naturally hold my hand.

When you are lonely, I want to talk to you. When you are sad, I will be as sad as you.

There are too many opportunities for beautiful girls. They like to play tricks on opportunities and enjoy a short romance to show their uniqueness. They often tell suitors that you are one of them. Ordinary girls will cherish every opportunity with all their heart and will devote themselves to maintaining this lasting relationship.

5. The most beautiful story has no ending, the most romantic feelings have no destination, the happiest love has no words, and the deepest love has no space! Love is not perfect, but there is a tacit understanding between our hearts. Let the other person feel that love is growing!

6. The journey of life needs a romantic feeling. Troubled autumn, mixed ups and downs, plus a little spicy flavor, will become more exciting. Spicy, like the blossoming waves set off by the running river, has the passion to stop the flying boat. Plain life needs colorful melodies. Not too sour, not too sweet, too bitter, mixed with some spicy spices, it will be like a Manchu-Chinese banquet.

7. Life is not a lifetime of romance, only a lifetime of warmth; There is no lingering for a lifetime, only companionship for a lifetime.

8. Romantic stories are always entangled with too many sentimental feelings. However, what we read from the Millennium famous sentences is not only joy, but also bitterness and unspeakable regret. In the artistic conception of a poem, we can still appreciate Cui Hu's profound regret.

9. The most romantic thing in the world is to receive your heart. I've been waiting, as if I've been waiting all my life. When you see through all the scenery and only accompany me for a long time, I know you understand that staying in the same corner is wonderful. How can you not stay? Turn your heart into a bright flower, just to light up your happy eyes when you stop.

10. The journey of life needs a romantic feeling. Troubled autumn, mixed ups and downs, plus a little spicy flavor, will become more exciting. Spicy, like the blossoming waves set off by the running river, has the passion to stop the flying boat. Plain life needs colorful melodies. Not too sour, not too sweet, too bitter, mixed with some spicy spices, it will be like a Manchu-Chinese banquet.

1 1. A person's life is rich or poor; Romantic or coquettish; No matter how you live, it's a lifetime. Finally, it will become a wisp of smoke and a pile of loess! In this life, none of us can escape fear, shock, worry, thinking, sadness, bitterness, sadness, injury, joy, anger and joy; Inevitably, you will die of old age. Therefore, life is the greatest gift from God. Cherish life, cherish your health, cherish affection, friendship and love!

12. People don't really need too much romance and words when they are vulnerable. Tired, have a hug to rely on; Pain can be relieved in one word. This is enough, even if it is just looking at each other, it is also a silent joy. People always have a shelter from the wind and rain; There must always be a harbor in your heart where you can rest and dock. The longest love is never giving up in plain; The most intimate warmth is accompanied by dependence in the wind and rain.

13. Looking at the picture scroll of time, the days are hurried, warm and romantic. Your gentle words awakened my sweet dream. Opening your eyes, your eyebrows, your smile and your hug are the happiest aftertaste of my day. A cup of warm water and a wisp of fragrant rice are the most authentic and pleasant fireworks in the world. The faint warmth makes me feel the true meaning of love in the ordinary, making my mind elegant and shallow; Make life simple and Zen; Make life so fragrant.

14. success is divided into two halves, and half is in the hands of God. This is fate; The other half is in my own hands, desperate.

15. Don't make yourself cry easily. Laugh and the whole world will laugh with you. You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.

Sign classics with their own aesthetic personality

1. is not my favorite umbrella, even if I run all the way, I will.

2. Love is happiness. So simple, so difficult.

3. Love, love, those will get used to it.

Love is like negotiation. What matters is not the process, but the result.

5. Crying can solve sadness, and laughing can relieve mood.

6. 123, open your eyes, the whole world is your shadow.

7. Say "sorry" to you, and you can only say "sorry" to you.

8. I'm sorry, my sadness was too casual, leaving only your memory.

9. It turns out that what I call being strong is just trying to be brave.

10. Some people are good to you because you are good to him, while others are good to you because they know you are good.

1 1. You are as light as the wind, as gentle as water, as hazy as fog, as romantic as the moon, as warm as the sun, as tolerant as the sea, as healthy as an ox, as long as a tortoise and as lovely as a rabbit. In short, you are nothing like a human being!

12. Snowflakes have given me infinite reverie and poetic romance. Snowflakes dance with my heart, accompany me through those youthful years, and bloom holy flowers in my heart.

13. The afterglow of the sunset always brings a poetic romance, which makes people sigh with nostalgia. The sky in the twilight is always beautiful. In the distance, the sky is dotted with clouds, and the afterglow of the sunset reflects the mountains and rivers, interweaving into a picture scroll of ecstasy, which is magnificent.

14. That wonderful thing is a light, steady, leisurely and most natural heart. I am who I am. Crazy when happy, quiet when unhappy.

15. The sun is new every day. No matter how bad you feel, don't forget to give yourself a smile! Holding the ashes of failure, I shed sadness.

16. I am alone, surrounded by one person, and comfortable by one person.

17. Sorry, don't tell others, just know it yourself.

18. I will fall asleep with sadness, no matter how thick and warm the quilt I cover.

19. It doesn't matter, I can bear the sadness, and I can hold back when I feel uncomfortable. She said she didn't cry because she felt too lonely.

20. I cringed in fear, as if everything around me was going to swallow me up, facing endless darkness.

2 1. Being idle is worse than being poor.

22. A good mood is like a strange beauty smiling at you by the roadside, which comes suddenly and can't stay.

23. The mind is extremely empty and the spirit is very boring. Silent for a long time, depressed for a long time, feeling for a long time, mourning for a long time.

24. Sad swings are always accompanied by a breeze. There are always stars in the lonely night. When I suddenly look back, you are no longer with me.

25. I can only hide my inner panic in such a clumsy way as calm.

26. Tired, really tired, this hypocritical mask has been worn for a long time and I can't bear to take it off.

27. Why don't you like me? ? яее·n, so you can draw me a picture.

28. Sing in the toilet when you are in a bad mood. I tried to fill the days, but Tanabata came, reminding me how lonely I was.

29. Spring blossoms, lush grass, swallows and romance. The vast space pours out colorful love; The vast ocean of literature is a deduction of the yearning for the world in front of us; The world of flowers is full of fragrant and pure love; Sincere blessing, rippling with infinite desire for true feelings.

30. I thought I was strong and romantic. Maybe every girl who is puppy love will think so. In fact, I won't know until later, because I can't bear such a load, because I haven't reached that age yet.

Classic sentences with personalized signature

1, youth should be brilliant, so we should have a tragic and happy ending.

2. I really want you to hold me deeply and grow old in your arms.

3. It is not that there is no water in the well, but that it is not dug deep enough; It's not that success comes slowly, but that persistence is not serious.

4. Reading without thinking equals eating without digesting.

I am laughing like a sunflower. I will never bow my head during the day, but I am afraid of the night.

6. Once upon a time, for a short time, we thought we loved someone deeply.

7. I had a good time while you were away, not as good as you, but I was fine.

8, no entanglement, just simple, I am your little woman, you are my big man.

9. I have been a bad student, and I don't mind being a bad girl again.

10, blame yourself. Have the ability to like others, but have no ability to make others like themselves.

1 1, the world of mortals, whose love for life and death is painted? In the end, I can only keep the same face. This is a thousand years.

12. Youth is a pool of water. No matter whether you open it or hold it tightly, you can't run through the thin years between your fingers.

13, you said you loved me and protected me, and now you say you love me but push me away?

14, sadness, crying, heartache, if possible, can I not meet you?

15, when I know your typing skills, I think I really fell in love with you.

16, don't expect others to give you any financial help, money is not enough for anyone.

17, God knows how much I love you, and God knows that I have moved my true feelings.

18, even if there is no beauty of the country, there must be pride in destroying the city and pulling out the village.

19, it would be great if I could get you one day, but it's a pity that it's just if.

20, let the world bow is a domineering, let yourself let go is a kind of boldness of vision.

2 1, there is always a person who has been living in his heart, but said goodbye to life.

22. The most uncomfortable missing is not that the other person doesn't know your missing, but that he knows but doesn't care.

23. I have been living in my own emotions and growing up in my own emotions.

24. The sunshine in my memory is still so warm.

25, don't look down on anyone, the more humble people. Often do something unexpected.

26. My eyesight has improved when I am with you. Even if you take off your glasses, you can see old at a glance.

27. Tell me about my thoughts about you with a blooming time.

28. I don't want to think about those things, and I don't want to recall them, because they touched my wound.

29. Everyone's story begins and ends in other people's tears.

30. Autumn leaves are fluttering and falling; My heart is in a trance and lifeless.

3 1. These days, women say that husbands are hard to find, and men say that wives are hard to find. Why not make do with it?

32. If steel corrodes like memory, is it a happy city or a ruin?

33. There is no cold person in the world, but it is not you who is warm.

What I miss is not you, but the fatal experience you gave me.

You must have no idea that I used to like you so hopelessly.

36. Fate is like a palm print in your hand. No matter how tortuous it is, it is ultimately in your own hands.

37. When you miss someone, you sometimes smile, but your heart cries.

38. If one day, you say that you will leave soon, I will lose myself and walk into the vast sea of people.

39. Andersen What kind of thoughts did you use to write the cruelest world?

40. You say I don't love you, but what if I love you?

4 1, I always lose what I shouldn't lose and get what I shouldn't get. There was nothing left in the end.

42. Far away from home, at this moment, the moon is short of flowers and flies to practice cups, leaving tears.

43. You say that you live in your own world and don't love anyone, or that you love someone in your heart but you can't get close to love.

44. Panic can make people more and more powerful, so don't be afraid.

45. I didn't know until I disappeared for a few days that no one would be as worried as my mother about going straight to you.

46. Sometimes you need to step back, wake up and remind yourself who I am and where I am going.

47. If you are too passive, it is difficult to get love; If you are too positive, you will be humble when the price drops, and you should die alone.

48, gradually learn to divert attention, so you won't be so silly and sad.

49. You left without hesitation and didn't even give me a chance to stay.

50. Love is an emotion purified by the soul, and there is no sand in her eyes.

5 1, even if you have a beautiful face, you will get old. Even if there is love for a long time, there will be an end.

Now that you have made your choice, why should I stand still and grieve?

53. Some people haven't contacted for a long time, but they may be closer than some people who meet every day.

54. A strong woman lost to fate after all.

55. Occupy the toilet is not necessarily excrement, but also urine.

56. We are crying and laughing across a star.

57. Don't think so strongly about me, because those sentimental words are on other people's message boards.

58. Those who create opportunities are brave, and those who wait for opportunities are fools.

59. Don't wait until I fall in love with you to tell me that you have never loved me.

60, the voice of heartache, you can't hear, what am I waiting for?

6 1, man's instinct is to chase what flies away from him, but to avoid what chases him.

I hate it when someone suddenly doesn't talk to me or tell me why.

63. The most unforgettable thing is that you will never think of it, but you will never forget it.

64. Silence is not necessarily golden, sometimes it will miss a lot.

65. I always feel that I am not good enough, but I am really, really.

66. Only those who can't figure it out, there is no road that can't be taken.

67. Always remember to see the bright side of life and your lucky side. There are many people in the world who live far less lives than you do now.

68. Loneliness is a person's carnival; Carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

69. At first I said you were together, but in the end I was reluctant to part.

70. My dear boy, I love you with all my dreams and the purest feelings.

7 1, be good at communicating with others and adopt others' opinions appropriately.

72. Do I know you very well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.

What we want is not sudden love, but eternal warmth.

74. Sadly, Russia has repeatedly believed that what you said is not false, but it has been injured again and again.

75. Fate asked me to forget you, and I was in tears, but I agreed.

Talking about the classics of personal signature

To tell the truth, I am angry and jealous, but I never want to leave you.

To tell the truth, I am angry and jealous, but I never want to leave you.

3. [The boy I love is not the same as he used to be]

You think I'm invulnerable? Do you think I am very strong? Do you think I won't get hurt? Love, do you know me? ]

I have been thinking about something for a long time, which you can't remember all the time.

6. [A hand that just complains about time will inevitably write love as love]

The sky at the age of 77 is full of confusion.

Eight, my enthusiasm was finally killed by your indifference.

I am sensitive, I am narrow-minded, I am suspicious, I am neurotic, and I have thorns. Please be careful of me.

10. My enthusiasm was finally consumed by your indifference.

Only when I have a stomachache do I feel my existence strongly.

Are you a fox? You seduce everyone.

Thirteen, I am a rich man, and society has ruined me.

Are you a bitch? Are you shameless? Don't you know that he doesn't love you?

Remember, not everyone is sincere. So, don't believe it so easily.

Sixteen, if I take out all my fearlessness and take you away, will you?

17. Our once happiness is now a memory.

Eighteen, I morbidly despise the love of others.

What is your chest singing? I don't want to. I don't want to grow up! !

Don't waste your life where you will regret it.

Twenty-one, [You once said that you would accompany me to my old age, but now you smile side by side with him]

Twenty-two, you can't go back to youth, but once in your life.

Twenty-three, but you don't understand. Your body hurts.

24. If something happens to me one day, who can take my phone to rescue me?

Life is like a swift river. Without islands and reefs, it is difficult to stir up beautiful waves.

I really want to spend my life with this person I love now.

Twenty-seven, once a young and beautiful flower. She used to be afraid of being dirty and tired, and she would be melodramatic. For me, she can become a bionic woman. To me, she became a yellow-faced woman. I love my mother.

I love to pay attention to everything about you, even if I leave no trace.

29. Learn to be strong and persistent in hell.

Thirty, look at me unhappy, you bite me ~

Thirty-one, forget it. Stop dreaming and thinking. Being good to yourself is king. .

32. Time is changing and people are changing. Some things, no matter how hard we try, can't go back.

Thirty-three, you said you missed me! It makes me stupid again ~ in fact, I really miss you

Thirty-four, mistress, if you want to rob! I'll give him to you. Don't make a scene here. I don't love him anymore

Thirty-five, study by yourself every night, and go to other classes to see. Ask Qq when you see a sister, and talk about her.

36. Please forgive me for liking you so long #

Once upon a time, there was a magical rabbit. It could find its own way home.

I know you are tired after a long time together, so you always say tired.

Work hard and don't try to keep the person you love with anything.

Forty, [don't talk nonsense, I will still live a garbage life like now]

Forty-one, if men can take the place of women to have official holidays, dysmenorrhea, pregnancy, miscarriage, abortion, dystocia, caesarean section, massive bleeding, breastfeeding, artificial breast-feeding, and distortion.

Forty-two, I learned to swallow a long paragraph and all my emotions, and only use "hmm" to express all my thoughts.

Forty-three, I would rather be alone than make do with two people.

Forty-four, heart death may really be just one sentence, then a few words.

Forty-five, [I miss you sometimes, but there are too many reasons to say no to me]

Forty-six, poof, I'm very ill. Do you have any medicine?

Forty-seven, silly children are too attached to a person and will eventually be hated.

48. I just want to love someone. Am I wrong?

Forty-nine, youth is passing, time is passing, flowers are blooming, and people's hearts have changed.

Fifty, uneasy about the status quo, but unable to change.

Fifty-one, all the good memories are because of the people you have recalled together.

Speaking of selfishness, I don't like the person I like being liked by too many people.

I'm fine, at least better than you.

I don't contact because your indifference hurts me, and I don't take the initiative because I can't contact you at all.

55. He is a dazzling light.

Fifty-six, the heart is slowly dim in the passage of time.

Even though there are many customs in the world, I only have a soft spot for you.

58. [Feelings are always sad, just like eating lemons]

Please let me know if you don't need it. I think I will put away my broken heart, if it is still a heart. ..

I wish you liked me when I had a crush on you.

Sixty-one, study by yourself every night, and go to other classes to see. Ask Qq when you see a sister, and talk about her.

Sixty-two, don't treat love as a game, or I will abuse you to death.

Personal emotional signature

1, a little more love will make you more tired.

2, a breakup, saying that I have a stomachache.

3, eyes slightly narrowed, with a smile.

I finally kept silent in the past and stuck to my imagination.

5. Smile or cry behind your back.

6. I am talking alone, waiting for the flowers on the other side.

7. From dusk to dusk, feelings are as long and bleak as streams.

8. Russia has no choice but to tell itself that courage is not Russia's giving up.

9, he is my dream, how can everyone understand.

10. Have the simplest life and the farthest dream.

1 1. Hug my favorite person as a friend.

12, I am a playboy, and I spent my heart on you.

13, along the way together, not as happy as I thought.

14, you gave so much sadness and tears.

15, the devil's wings can't bear the pain of betrayal.

16, I want to say a lot, but I don't know who to tell.

17, mental fatigue is directly proportional to the degree of caring for a person.

18, some unspeakable weakness, I try to be brave and laugh it off.

19. Missing you without warning is my hidden disease.

20. Don't bully me just because I love you.

2 1, empty eyes, unable to recall the narrative.

22. I think the whole world is your mother. I love you, love you.

23, cycle after cycle, we are destined to pass by.

Now that you have gone, how can I continue to cry?

25. When I don't cry or make trouble, it makes me really sad.

26, like a person, because there is no ending, so choose to continue to be friends.

27. I obviously like it, but I dare not say that I am too weak and care too much.

28. The answering machine you sent me now only has an over-the-air answer.

29. The more I care about you, the less you understand me and the more you hurt me.

30. The memory of youth is scarred and mottled, and whoever sings is sad.

3 1, I seem to be a passerby in this world, abandoned by everyone.

32. Listen to your favorite songs quietly. People you like, far away.

33. People who cling to the past are not qualified to move towards the future.

34. Feelings are bottomless, and you can't fill all the tears.

35, always born in a casual year, look back at the other side, even if you find love for a long time.

Thank you for giving me this unique Kawaii love.

37. Is it really the deepest pain for you to live?

38. Later, I didn't know whether I was looking for someone or looking for your shadow.

I have no right to forget, because it is not my memory.

40. I'm not going to marry a prince, but someone who treats me like a princess.

4 1, there may be no turning back, so I will go straight ahead and never look back.

42. I remembered that sentence for many days, and I was happy for many days when you laughed.

43. Crying quietly is not an illusion.

44, alone, now. In the future, no one can care about themselves.

45. Sometimes, life is always ironic. Turning around may be a lifetime.

46. Loneliness is air. You breathe it and feel your presence.

47. Everything is just a cloud. Since you are heartless, why should I be interested?

48. Maybe I'm just a passer-by wandering outside your world.

49. Without you, no one would fight for my jokes.

50. How long will it take you to reincarnate in my world to get rid of the haze?

5 1, how afraid I am of getting used to a person's goodness and then being mercilessly abandoned.

52, a pair of tearful eyes, it takes more effort to regard rain as a star.

53. At night, the curtain falls, memories spread and invade every corner.

54. Missing is full of night and gradually blurs the outside. How can the heart cover up the attempt of love?

55. It was the most beautiful accident that I met you. One day my answer will be revealed.

56. If you are not happy for me, will you let go?

57. Yesterday's happiness is still fresh in my mind, but today we are strangers.

58. Is it only by remembering the world that we can enjoy the longing for happiness?

59. Maybe all this time, I loved myself, and you never liked me at all.

60. If you can, please don't forget. If the wound heals, you must be willing to leave.

6 1, loneliness is not innate, but from the moment you fall in love with someone.

62. Unintentional lingering is just a tragedy. We can't go back in time, although you still smile at me.

63. I finally understand that you are beyond my touch, and I can't continue without a full stop.

64, the heart is micro-moving, but far away, things are wrong, people are wrong, things are wrong, and the past cannot be chased.

65. Smiling can prolong life span by 5 seconds, laughing can prolong life span by 50 seconds, and laughing wildly can prolong life span by 500 seconds.

Since you don't love me, don't hold my hand easily. I am a very simple child.

67. Even I want to ask myself why I just hold you and let go like a good boy. In fact, my heart broke down.

68. If it is wrong to love you, I would rather repeat the same mistake, choose what you love and then love what you choose.

69. I miss you. I miss you very much. It pains me to think that someone will replace me.

70. When we are always waiting for the people we love, we miss some people who love us very much and deserve our treasure.

7 1, the sorrow of every nearsighted person: the world is a plane without glasses, and hermaphroditism is 100 meters away, regardless of people and animals.

72. If you leave a place, the scenery no longer belongs to you; If you miss someone, that person has nothing to do with you.

73. I have never imagined what love is like. You are my love, so why should I imagine? What about you!

74. I'm glad I let go, and I'm glad you didn't keep me. Otherwise, how can I selfishly make it forever?

75. Your heart no longer belongs to me, but I still expect your response, knowing that I can't, but I am still being dragged.

76. I kept my memory until dawn. Happy Valentine's Day. I am unhappy. I closed my eyes and dared not recall crying.

77. After graduation, everyone went to work. Looking at the back of his departure, I never said I liked him.

78. Trust is very fragile. If you get it, you should take good care of it. Once destroyed, even hundreds of smiles can't be repaired.

79. You will leave me sooner or later. If you want to pursue the distant sky, I will kick your back and say with a smile, "Get out!" " !

80. Some people can't stop loving if they leave, can't forget if they disappear, and can't stop hurting if they let go.

8 1, the world is so big, no matter love or friendship, you have to save a lot of fate to be together, so don't give up on each other easily.

82. I always like people who can laugh at themselves. There are too many people who want to laugh at me, so it is wisdom for me to laugh at myself. Of course, if too many people want to kill me, I will be stupid.

83. I intend to give you the free space of love, but you regard this free space as the world of eloping with others. I let go, but it has become a lifelong injury.