Funny classic. Grandpa was handed down from his grandson.

I am not a casual person! But whatever, it is not a person!

I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain learned to swim.

I want to puppy love, but it's too late.

My greatest skill is to use cheap things and expensive effects. Such as camera, microphone, and myself.

It is better to cook than to mix, not for two, not for soaring.

I never write typos, but I write interchangeable words.

Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

Secret love is a successful pantomime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!

Men are not bad, women don't love them. Men are not hooligans, and their development is abnormal.

If you want to make chopsticks in your next life, you won't be lonely.

Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.

When I was a child, smiling was a kind of mood; When you grow up, a smile is an expression.

If you want to get ahead of others, you must suffer after others.

Grandpa was handed down from his grandson.

You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

I'll miss you after you leave. Why don't you leave?

You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.

It's not that I don't care. I care too much and want to make you happy. Even if you imprison me, pretend you don't care.

You engage in art and I engage in you. This is called deep art..

It's not that I was careless, but that I did it on purpose!

From heaven to hell, I pass by!

Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!

Wear only one glove in winter. Because I can hold the other hand.

Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

Most women like a man for only one reason, that is, she can't understand him.

It is said that women are clothes, and big sister is a brand you can't afford to wear.

People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

After listening to your words, you hung up the Southeast Branch.

Without hard work, comrades, the revolution will still succeed.

Grandson's Full Moon Red Packet Congratulates Grandpa Daquan's Speech at Grandson's Full Moon Banquet.

1. You are really great. The little life you gave birth to has finally arrived, and you have become a standard mother. I am happy for you, excited for you, and happy for you. Let your family take good care of your baby, and you should also pay more attention to your health! 2. Years always slip away without trace, laughing all the way, tears all the way, sunshine all the way. That's it. We'll stay with you for 30 days.

I wish Xiaobaobao a healthy growth and a long life. The longer he grows, the smarter he is, and the more beautiful he grows. I also wish the children's parents, grandparents, grandparents, aunts and uncles and other relatives happiness and well-being. Congratulatory message of full moon wine

Congratulations, please share your experience with us bachelors. I'm really glad that your baby was born safely. I hope your baby will grow up healthily. The future is bright.

Your daughter is a treasure, and your daughter is a caring little cotton-padded jacket. In the future, there will be no darkness and cold in your life, because she is the sunshine in your life. Congratulations on your daughter's happiness

I wish him a healthy growth! Happy, happy! You must have a successful career in the future!

7. Let sunshine enter your window and happiness fly to your side! Draw a happy line in happiness and knit a lucky dress for you; Grind a wishful needle in happiness and sew it for you forever!

8. He is my new expectation, my new wish, my new hope, my new dream, my dear baby, the continuation of our love. Met friends, intersecting confidants, Ziyue sincerely invites you to get together and share our happiness and sweetness.

9. You are an angel, a light and a voice of love. After months of waiting, you finally came to this world!

10. Congratulations! Congratulations! I wish Xiaobaobao healthy growth, peace and happiness!

1 1. Uncle is happy to play tricks, and nephew is praised by precious trees.

12. I always knew that you were jealous of my child's imposing manner and charming scenery. Recently, I discussed it with my daughter-in-law and gave you an opportunity to see my handsome child who just turned full moon in the XX hotel in X, X, X. After this village, there is no such store. Come on time!

13. Today is your wedding day. On behalf of my family, I congratulate you and wish you happiness and unity forever!

14. According to legend, happiness is a beautiful glass ball, scattered in every corner of the world. Some people pick up more, others pick up less, but no one can have everything, but you picked up a good baby and didn't exchange 100 thousand glass balls with him! There is no limit to happiness!

15. You came gently, just like an angel came to the world! It brings us endless laughter, and gives us a kind of sustenance and expectation after our efforts. I hope our angel will grow up soon! In fact, this is also a continuation of life. It is this continuation that makes our life so colorful. I hope our baby will grow sturdily as soon as possible!

16. I'm glad to hear about the fun of playing with Zhang. I prepared a small gift to celebrate!

17. Congratulations! Brother xxx is glad that your son has been promoted to father, and we can go to by going up one flight of stairs.

18. Did your baby see you so soon? How happy it would be to think that a child will call you mom in the future! Be sure to have more rest and pay attention to your health.

19. Congratulations on such high production efficiency! Congratulations! Congratulations!

20. You are really great. When the baby finally arrives, you will become a standard mother. Happy and excited for you, happy for you. Let your family take good care of your baby and pay more attention to your health!

Congratulations to the latest grandson, Moon Wine.

Distinguished guests, ladies and gentlemen, good afternoon!

Today is the full moon of my grandson Zhu. On this happy day, our relatives, friends, colleagues and my dear classmates get together to share the joy with us. Everyone happily congratulated their recent grandson with full moon wine.

All the guests came to congratulate with beautiful friendship. The arrival of all the guests added color, affection and auspiciousness to the full moon banquet. Here, first of all, on behalf of my family, I would like to extend my warm welcome and heartfelt thanks to all the distinguished guests!

A lovely little life, a happy baby and a smart little handsome boy came to our home in Zhujiajian Island, which brought us infinite joy and happiness. The little life will grow up healthily, happily, safely and happily under our careful care.

Finally, I wish everyone good health! Happy family!

Congratulations to the latest grandson, Moon Wine.

Distinguished guests, ladies and gentlemen,

Today, on this affectionate, thoughtful and warm day, at this moment of sunny weather, water and sunshine, full of songs and laughter, we are gathered in Tongxin Garden Hotel to hold a full moon banquet for Mr. Hu's grandson. Here, on behalf of the Hu family, I would like to extend my warm welcome and sincere thanks to all the guests! !

A month ago, Hu Jiaxi gave birth to a son. This is not only a happy event for Mr. Hu's family, but also a happy event that all our relatives and friends here are eagerly looking forward to. The latest grandson Moon Wine delivered a congratulatory message. Bless children's grandparents with your grandchildren; This is really:

A happy family adds a new chapter, which makes your son happy, enjoys family happiness and prospers. Carefully enlighten child prodigies, be handsome and natural, be a good person to govern the country and grow into a pillar of the country! Invite friends and relatives to get together and share how happy and blessed you are! Friends and relatives laugh and push a cup for a change!

Hu's grandson, under the care of relatives and friends, under the careful care of his grandfather, grandmother, father and him, is growing up healthily. The baby enjoys the infinite love of his relatives. He is the hope and future of the Hu family. Let's raise our glasses, bless the little boy, wish him happiness and health, and wish him happy growth!

At the same time, I wish all the guests a richer life after drinking today's lucky wine. I wish all the guests good health, happiness and all the best!

The full moon wedding banquet begins now!

Sun Tzu's speech on full moon wine

Thank you for coming. Thanks to you, my little grandson is full moon. On behalf of the whole family, I would like to extend my warm welcome and sincere thanks to all the guests, relatives and friends! The birth of a little life marks the end of my wife and I's life responsibility; Lift the third-generation baton for education and give it to his parents. Here, I use the experience of an experienced person to warn my new parents' next generation that having children means shouldering the burden of life from now on. Not only should your children be happy, but more importantly, they should be influenced by good words and deeds; Being a good boy's first teacher can give children a little bitterness and teach them the knowledge of how to be a man and how to live. Make it a person who is not tired of himself, but will benefit the society in the future.

Just to express my wishes and those of my wife. Thank you again for coming. Although there are only thin wine and vegetarian dishes, the ceremony is light and affectionate. I hope everyone can eat and drink well. I also wish you good health, successful career, happy family and happy mood.

Sun Tzu's full moon information

Dear friends and relatives, my in-laws Mr. Liu Tongbang, my in-laws Ms. Wang Xifen and all in-laws:

Hello!

My wife, Ms. Wang Lijun, my brother, sister-in-law, brother-in-law, sister-in-law, my son and daughter-in-law, and all the relatives of the man, would like to extend a warm welcome and heartfelt thanks to all the relatives and friends who came to attend the full moon banquet of my grandson, Mr. Liu.

At eight o'clock in the morning of XX, the daughter-in-law conceived in October and gave birth to a baby boy weighing seven kilograms in the garrison hospital. Mother and child are safe, and the whole family and friends are happy. This day is the lunar calendar. According to the traditions and customs of China, it indicates good luck and happiness. My family sincerely thanks God for his kindness and gift to my family. Brother Liu Xinbao said happily: The Liu family has a boy. At first, I didn't realize it. After listening to what my brother said, I woke up like a dream. This is really gratifying. In the future, our family will continue to do more good deeds and carry forward this happy event.

Over the years, relatives and friends present here have given our family a lot of selfless care, and here our family expresses its heartfelt thanks. In the future, I hope my relatives and friends can gradually turn their caring eyes to my grandson Liu, and our children and grandchildren will become the new hope of our generation. They are cross-century talents, and they will carry forward the friendship of our older generation and pass it on from generation to generation, becoming the pillars of the Chinese nation!

Sun Tzu's name is taken from the poems of the great leader Chairman Mao, which means that the three armed forces will make great contributions to the future. Nothing else, just a lifetime of happiness! Smile! It is the best and greatest quality of life in life!

The day before, I made a nursery rhyme and sang it in my grandson's ear:

Fat boy

Jiao Yanyan

Your name is Liu,

Liu was all smiles,

Liu Jiaquan is a treasure!

Finally, with this children's song, I wish all friends and relatives a happy face at today's full moon wine table, laughing and laughing, singing wine and getting drunk!

It's all spring and autumn, it's all floating clouds.

The depravity of life is not wholesale. The collapse of the human heart is not sudden, but gradual. A dead leaf falling from the cotton tree may mean the end of this big tree's life.

No matter whether the future is good or bad, we should not complain about our life. Some people's lives are wonderful, but more people's lives are full of ordinary little things. If we don't have earth-shattering things to do, then we should be ordinary little people and give ourselves personal happiness.

There is no need to refuse to be dull in life, to be afraid of wind and rain, and to smile a lot, knowing hypocrisy but still smiling; Seeing others is not pleasing to the eye because you are not cultivated enough. At the moment of anger, the IQ is zero, and it returns to normal after one minute. The key to a person's elegance is to control his emotions, and hurting people with his mouth is the stupidest behavior.

The important thing is who accompanied you, watched a blooming sunset with you, and enjoyed a aimless wandering in spring, summer, autumn and winter.

Instead of expecting to meet someone, I hope I can attract such a person; Instead of expecting positive energy to warm you every time you are lost, expect yourself to be a positive energy person; It is better to work hard now than to worry about the future.

Every experience in life is writing your own resume. There is a person in everyone's heart, and you don't know if the other person is doing well. Sometimes, what you miss is just a simple name and a simple meeting. Don't talk to everyone, there are only a few close friends, and no one has to be nice to you.

People always change, and feelings will gradually disappear. Please don't be afraid in life, put down your body and mind and do something. In the face of life's troubles and setbacks, the most important thing is to straighten your mind and face everything positively. No matter how hard and tired you are, keep smiling. Smile and your life will be better!

Life is too short to be indifferent. There is no great truth in life. Living is a kind of mood. If you live in a good mood, you don't say you are tired or bitter. Happiness may be reflected in this "not tired" and "not bitter".

No matter how hard and tired you are, as long as you keep going, life is like a dream and you suddenly look back on everything. Laughing and cursing is life, and flowers bloom and fall is life. People are impermanent, water is impermanent, and after prosperity, they are all floating clouds. Mountain is a journey, and water is a journey. It's spring and autumn, and it's all floating clouds. Eternity is seeing no hope.

Who has gone through whose youth?

1, the moss is not white, the love is not broken, the dust has gone, and the lonely soul groans in the ethereal world, pregnant with half a life of desolation. Only loneliness is loud, but it never sings. Withered life has come here, but it can never be called back. Listen to the ears, the sound of flowers blooming and falling, the yellowed flower shadow reveals the past smile, and the falling flower remembers the people who have gone once in this life. At the moment of reincarnation, I may still be a flower in the afterlife, only cherish this ear. I want to invite the breeze and the bright moon to sing a song about wine and get drunk.

2. Once, I danced; Once, I jumped very fast. I thought I could dance with Jun * * all my life with elegant steps; I thought that I could make a curtain call for my life with the most beautiful and almost perfect dance. Unexpectedly, I turned out to be an unqualified dancer. The dance began and a performance ended in a sad way.

3. Stir the long-term thoughts into a seemingly calm heart lake. Staring at it, it is wet and warm. I haven't been sad for a long time, but I can't be happy. Happiness flies like the wind, and sadness is commonplace.

4. Once upon a time, the smile on my lips was so far-fetched; Once upon a time, tears easily occupied my eyes when I thought of you; Once upon a time, in the face of yesterday's words, the pain was mercilessly scratched all over the body.

That erratic heart never seems to be strong. Although it has experienced many storms, it seems to me that it is getting weaker every day. Although the sun is shining, I still feel as if I am missing a warmth. Is it because I am too empty? I still can't accept the variables around me. Maybe I really want to be perfect, but I really don't want to change myself, even if it's just a simple idea. Although I know that maybe I will be happy after the change, it should be absolute happiness, but I am as firm as ever, because I suddenly found that I am deeply infatuated with this kind of sadness.

6. It's so tender and affectionate to write down countless lingering feelings that seem like a fleeting time. Living in an empty world seems to have been forgotten for a long time, and one day I will see through the shackles of the world. Time is like sand, walking freely forever. We can't catch it or keep it. Time makes deep things deeper and shallow things shallower. Slowly disappeared without a trace, faded the hope of youth, leaving a gloomy world and dripping blood and tears.

7. I always think about what we once had, which is so unforgettable for me. Thinking of my tears, I soaked my eyes and let them stay slowly along my cheeks, not wanting to wipe them; My mouth slowly tasted salty, and I knew I was really crying.

8, the ecstasy of loneliness, put out the lonely lamp, and go with the shadow of hate lamp. Full of sadness, I still remember, but I am an old acquaintance. Tears in my heart alone, whispering goodbye to hate. This is a thing of the past. It's hard to cling to a lost god when the chair is empty. Heart with Qian Shan, is the sunset.

9. A stranger who passed by just for that sentence taken out of context, an empty memory in a mirror and a dream made the years pass without a trace. When love comes back, there is a place for it. Those who taste it shallowly are fascinated by the eyes, and those who taste it deeply are in the heart. A little beauty turns into a butterfly and corrects her heart knot. Delicate old feelings turn into tears, pure as dust. A faint dream, falling into the dust, is still fragrant.

10, time stings my heart like a needle. The beauty of life has been exhausted. How can I hold up the blue sky with my thin palm and soar like a rainbow in such a meaningless time walk? How can a pale heart afford the future?

1 1. Your memory is blue, like the sky, like the sea, deep and melancholy, beautiful and long.

12, I fell in love with the red makeup that I danced in the stream that year. A bamboo flute sounded in a minor, and the lotus was in the water, intoxicated by the dim moonlight, waiting for the late sunshine.

13, there are no clear clues, some dispensable bits and pieces, which set off the desolation of the years and soothe my half-dead heart.

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15, listening to the melodious flute competition by the lake that year, a lake of autumn water and a wisp of green hair sang for dreams, and the picturesque misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River burst into fragrance, drunk and charming, playing the Chunhua in March.

16. If you can read and feel your colors with a trace of nostalgia and regret, with regret for the past and sadness of saying goodbye, then the softest place in your heart will produce many raindrops of reverie and yearning.

17, time flies, time flies, those years that accompanied me to grow up still stopped outside the thatched cottage where I was born.

18, I miss you at night, but I have no sleep. Open your eyes, there is always a clear spring in the longing. In the moonlight, your figure comes into view!

19, Xiao Feng Canyue, Yangliuyiyi, Modao flowers bloom and fall, all the vicissitudes of life.

20, vaguely, as if I saw my own shadow, lonely and helpless to bear everything, so that the ulcer hidden in my heart for many years gradually spread and rotted, out of control, but helpless, nowhere to tell.

2 1. Pick a white cloud and weave it into a beautiful scarf. When you go far, the scarf will cover you all the way.