What are the lines in the sketch "Twists and Threes"?

The lines of the sketch "Twists and Threes" are as follows:

Jia Ling: Lao Xu, is she really annoying me, or is the matter too big and she is crazy.

Xu Juncong: Judging from the current situation, neither option can be ruled out.

Jia Ling: Lao Xu, I can’t survive anymore. Help me sit down quickly.

Xu Juncong: No, don’t ask for a price. Just now we were squeezing beer with our bare hands.

Jia Ling: That may be a comeback, Lao Xu, look at this situation, I, a girl, can’t be counted on. From now on, I will have to point at these brothers in our group. I am sick. Well, don’t tell them yet.

Xu Juncong: I feel like I still have to tell you.

Jia Ling: Why.

Xu Juncong: I’ve told you everything.

Jia Ling: Here we come.

Taiwei: Hold on, sister.

Jia Ling: I know everything.

Liu Honglu: You have lived a very bright life.

Sun Jibin: You said everything was fine in the morning, but why did it suddenly happen?

Jia Ling: Lao Sun.

Sun Jibin: Hey.

Jia Ling: No, please answer the phone first.

Sun Jibin: Okay. (Phone) Hello, confirmed, yes, yes. Lao Liu said he would help us get a car, and it was bread.

Jia Ling: I have handed Dehua over to me. I have called you here today to teach you a lesson and not to follow my old path.

Taiwei: Don’t worry. When Lao Sun went for a physical examination, we also went there. The doctor also told us that the three of us were too fat.

Jia Ling: It’s up to the doctor to tell you whether you are fat or not. It’s visible to the naked eye. I’ve checked all the little problems on your body for you. Lao Sun, you can grow fat if you eat more black sesame seeds. Black hair, Lao Zhang.

Taiwei: Hey.

Jia Ling: If you eat more protein, you can build muscles.

Tavy: Yeah.

Jia Ling: Lao Lu.

Liu Honglu: Yeah.

Jia Ling: No matter what you eat, you won’t grow taller.

Zhang Xiaofei: Mom.

Bu Yu: Auntie.

Zhang Xiaofei: Mom, we just went out together and realized that we had a misunderstanding. Did you think you were sick?

Jia Ling: What do you mean?

Bu Yu: Auntie, you are not sick.

Zhang Xiaofei: Yes, the thing we told you to hide from you was about our relationship. Is there anything wrong with your body?

Jia Ling: Can it kill you (sure) No, a person cannot be shaken three times a day.

Bu Yu: Auntie, believe me. As a doctor, I guarantee you that your physical examination report is true and healthy. All indicators are very normal. I will tell you again. The good news is that your body only has the capabilities of a 60 year old.

Jia Ling: Really.

Bu Yu: Really.

Jia Ling: But I’m only 57.

Bu Yu: So you have to pay more attention to maintenance.

Jia Ling: Oh, after today’s twists and turns, I have a long memory, and I will never believe those health care articles on the Internet again.

Bu Yu: Auntie, you said it very well. The best way to prevent diseases is to exercise more and strengthen your physique. Another thing, you must have regular physical examinations. The formation of any major disease takes time. Yes, as long as we detect and treat it early, serious illnesses will become minor illnesses.

Jia Ling: What a good statement. Now that medical treatment is improving, our elderly people’s thinking must also improve.

Big guy: Well said.

Xu Juncong: Captain Jia.

Jia Ling: Ah.

Xu Juncong: You see, this scares us all. It took us a long time. Tell us how to compensate us.

Jia Ling: Well, it’s too late today. Tomorrow is the first day of the Lunar New Year. I will post a Douyin video circle of friends later and invite my friends to watch a movie in the cinema.

Big guy: Okay, great.

Creative background

The phenomenon of the elderly not liking physical examinations is common in real life. The screenwriter and Jia Ling discussed how to create a sketch about the elderly not liking physical examinations. I hope that through this sketch, we can give a little reminder to those elderly people who do not like physical examinations, so that they can pay attention to their physical condition and go to the hospital for regular physical examinations.

Because the sketch she created is about the elderly, Jia Ling and the screenwriters discussed what old ladies in the south are like, what old ladies in the north are like, and what old ladies with a little official position are like. What is it like.