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What are the classic "famous sayings" in Wulin legends?

The proprietress of a red chamber came to sow discord,

After eating the rice cooked by Xiao Guo, he said, "This is exactly the same as the rice cooked by my mother ~ ~!"

Child shopkeeper: "hey, your childhood was not very happy ~!" " ~! "

Bai: ok. Have you learned to embroider penguins?

Tong: That's Yuanyang! !

Big mouth: "Is it particularly scary to put silver under your feet?"

Money shopkeeper: "when you get married, you will know that men have corns because of this!" " ! "

People are floating in rivers and lakes, who can not be stabbed? White camel mountain strong bone powder, oral and external use, has a miraculous effect. I got a knife and drew a pack, but I want to get a second knife. I bent over and ate a bag, and I won't be old until I'm 200. White camel mountain Qianggu Powder, Youth Powder, Friendship Powder, Huashan Lunjian designated nutritional products, all the major pharmacies in the town sell them in Yiguang. Please look for the anti-counterfeiting mark of black toad when buying, gung, gung ... "

Xing Shoutou: "I thank you! I thank your mother! I thank your family! I thank your ancestors for 18 generations! ! "

Wu Shuang: Just so-so, Hong Kong elder sister is third ... Your skirt is very attractive.

Guo: It's ugly. Sister Ya is the ninth, thanks to a pair of dexterous hands.

(Scholar: Why does this sound so familiar? )

Xiao Guo: Your beauty, from the inside out, is pure and beautiful.

Wu Shuang: Your beauty is transferred from bones to skin, and this moment should last forever.

Yan Catcher: "Chasing the wind is the fourth of the three big catchers in Beijing Sixth Gate!" "

Zhuifeng: "Hmm"

Strictly observe the head: "Eh, the third of the four famous arrests" "Mother's arrival is likely to affect her career ~!"

"The legendary sub-health state in the rivers and lakes has made many heroes quit the rivers and lakes!"

"I wish you a long life together, no children or daughters."

"I wish you an early birth, and white-haired people will send black-haired people."

"True feelings are precious, and it is guilty to escape marriage!"

"Confucius said,' Come and don't go, it's not a gift'."

"Oh, so you molested her?"

"People floating in the river's lake, who can not get a knife? Get a knife and pretend that you want to get a second knife ~ ~ ~ "

"You see that you are handsome and smart ~ both Song Wu's generosity and Ximen Qing's idleness ~ ~ ~ ~ ~"

"If life is an accidental meeting, then death is an inevitable breakup ..."

Scholar: Confucius said that Shakespeare said that as long as there is life, there is hope. The shepherd would rather lose the wool than the sheep.

"Confucius said: knowledge is power." "Which one?" Bacon "Which dynasty?" "Britain"

"I was born useful, and my daughter is hard to buy. Spin a thousand silver coins and come back! I can use it as I want. "

Mouth: If you have a problem with me, you have a problem with my uncle. If you have a problem with my uncle, you have a problem with yamen. If you have a problem with the yamen, you have a problem with the court. .........

Bai: ok. Have you ever learned to embroider penguins?

Tong: That's Yuanyang! !

Tong shopkeeper pushed the responsibility of protecting Lao Bai to the scholar, and Ji Wuming followed. . .

Scholar: Wait a minute. Force can't solve anything.

Everyone; What son?

Scholar: Lu Zi. (Haha, I guess that means himself)

Ji: I'll die as you want me to. Next time, you don't have to shout first. Take your life-

Scholar: Wait-you can kill me, but first of all, whose hands did I die? (braver than Lao Bai, a little too strong to bend, and I will finish my sentence even if I die ...)

Ji: nonsense, I.

Scholar: I ... am ... who ... (a bit like Huang Rong's action against Ouyang Feng, a western poison ...)

Ji: How do I know who you are?

The scholar said with a smile, here comes the problem. ...

Ji was at a loss: What do you mean? ....

Scholar: This must start with the relationship between man and the universe. You've always had problems. . . He finally found someone who can give a philosophical speech.

Ji: What do you mean?

Scholars; Me? who is it?

Ji: Well, I already know.

Scholar: No, you didn't. Do you know who you are? Ji wuming? No, it's just a name, a code name. You can call Ji Wuming or I can call Ji Wuming. They can have both. Who are you after you take off your code name?

Ji (he fainted): I don't know, and I don't need to know.

Scholar (before Ji lost his temper): OK, OK, then answer me one more question-who am I?

Ji: This question has already been asked.

Scholar: No, I just asked the ID, and now I'm asking the ego (such a dialectical question).

Ji: What's the difference? (Curious, trapped)

Scholar: For example, I have a conversation with my code name, and your code name is also me. What does this mean? Does this mean that you are me and I am you? ....

Ji: Is this question meaningless?

Scholar: Then ask some meaningful questions. Where did I come from and where did I die? Why should I appear in this world? What does my appearance mean to the world? Did the world choose me, or did I choose the world? This is the climax. This scholar is really a master negotiator who leads the topic! )

Ji; adequately ....

Scholar: Do I have a necessary connection with the universe? Does the universe have an end? Is there a time limit? Where did the past time disappear? Where will the future stop? Is the question I'm asking now still the question you just mentioned? (Alas, how many philosophers are crazy about these questions? It's normal for Ji Wuming to have a knot in his head. )

Ji (big head): I killed you-

The scholar shouted, Who killed me? Who did I kill? (Brave! . . Shocked countless people)

Ji (stunned): I killed me?

Scholar: Correct answer! Do it!

..... In this way, Ji Wuming, a great master, passed away. ...

final result

Scholar: He won't wake up, will he?

Old white; I don't think so

Guo: What is this statement?

Scholar (ostentation and extravagance): Knowledge is posture!

Full applause ......

Hand over the rotten eggs and release the hostages ...

"People floating in the river's lake, who can not get a knife? White camel mountain strong bone powder, oral and external use, has a miraculous effect. I got a knife and drew a pack, but I want to get a second knife. I bent over and ate a bag, and I won't be old until I'm 200. White camel mountain strong bone powder, youth powder, friendship powder, Huashan Lunjian designated nutrition, and all major pharmacies in the town have sales in Yiguang. Please look for the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark when buying, gung, gung ... "

Go back to your home and find your mother!

"Only when we reached the top of the mountain did we realize that the wrong road and the right road were only a few steps away."

"Sometimes catching a thief is as simple as that."

Lv Xiucai: I stabbed you with a sword, and you only said four words. I stabbed you with two swords and you said 36,000 words. Why?

Guo Furong: …

Lv Xiucai: When I stabbed you with the first sword, you said "hero, forgive me", and when I stabbed you with the second sword, you said "36,000 words"! ~

"Being a man with his tail between his legs is called chivalry."

"Don't steam steamed buns for breath!"

"Where is your sword?"

"The sword is in my heart. What about you? Why not bring a knife? "

"There is no knife in your hand, but a knife in your heart."

Zoom in, close-up, two people pulling each other's hair, slapping and biting,

At the same time, they shouted to each other: "Let go, let go! You put it first! You put it first! "

"Beauty is not discounted"

My sister's name is Mei, and my sister's name is Fold.

Listen, people inside, hand over stinky tofu and release the hostages! ! !

"Ah, my hot biceps brachii ~ ~ ~! ! "

Thief: Is there a thief like you? Stealing and cleaning other people's houses

Stealing Saint (White): Can it be done without cleaning? I have to follow the footprints.

Thief: You have something. You will return them to others in a few days.

Theft of Saint: Can I not send it back? You are not in a hurry to lose things!

Zhang Fei … Yue Fei … Faye Wong @ _ @

"Do you think I love money so much?"

"You are!"

"I'm ashamed"

"It's good to know shame."

"Shame and joy"

Du Shiniang sings: Are you hungry ~ ~ ~ ~

Bai Zhantang heard seven bleeding. ...

It's really funny

The proprietress was puzzled by Li Dazui's hunger strike: I usually eat when I am not hungry, but now I am not hungry if I don't eat for two days?

Mo Xiaobei: You just sent her to hell!

Boss: Do you want to die? ! Wait till you finish learning!

If God gives me another chance, I will definitely say three words to you: ... less salt! ! !

Three clay figurines, two men and one woman.

Zhang Fei, Yue Fei, Faye Wong

Adults don't remember villains, but the prime minister can punt in his stomach. On a cold night in first frost, both husband and wife return home.

Tigers don't show off. You think I'm hello kitty.

Do you know why flowers smell sweet?

That's because of me.

Do you know why leaves are green?

That's because of me.

Do you know why your ass stinks?

That's because of Lao Bai.

Think about it, it's more than 18 thousand times more terrible than a mountain thief. What did you force me to get married for?

Think about it, it's more than 18 thousand times more terrible than a mountain thief. Who could it be? Look in the mirror and you'll know.

A woman's happiness is to marry a man and serve him all her life.

Why don't you serve me all my life?

Know why you can't get married ~ ~

Oh, my God, are you high myopia, astigmatism or presbyopia cataract? You're blind like this, and you don't want to have retinal surgery.

Music, like being a man, once it reaches the realm, it will never come down.

There is still a long way to go in Xiu Yuan. I will go up and down, east and west, north and south, and I will pursue everything I want.

Remember, you are not sweeping the ground, but your dusty heart.

Yes, we are all dusty hearts, but you, out of the mud but not stained, live in the toilet but not smelly.

Ask whether this mountain is the highest in the world, a loving baby is like a treasure, and it is old if it is affectionate. I love you so much that I can't forget your feelings, your kindness, your intoxicating lingering, and the faint smell of tobacco between my fingers ~ ~ ~

If I have such a good man, I will cherish him, cherish him, regard him as a treasure, shut him up at home every day, talk to me only and eat my own food. Hey, why don't I get a dog?

A hero who is out of tune with the secular world, a mysterious person, a lonely and passionate traveler ... a madman who treats wealth like dirt ... a wise man who knows how to enjoy life, a real living person ... This is him, a man who was born in the Jianghu and is famous in the imperial court ... What's his name ... Jin Baiyu buys songs and laughs, and when he is drunk, he will not treat you lightly.

Where did I come from and where did I die? Why do I appear in this world? What does my appearance mean to the world? Did the world choose me or did I choose the world? Is there a necessary connection between me and the universe? Does the universe have an end, a length of time, where the past time disappears and where the future time stops? Is the question I'm asking now still the question you just heard? Whoever killed me, I killed who! !

Lv Xiucai: What can I do?

The proprietress looked at him and said, just live well.

Then he pointed to the counter and said, stand there.

Lv Xiucai: Why?

Boss: Save your energy and eat less.

Lv Xiucai immediately ran to the front of the counter, expressionless and motionless.

Li Dazui's mother: Son, when you are defeated by the enemy and he wants to kill you, you must let him read the words behind you before he dies generously! (The last four words: the hero forgives)

In order to stay, Du Shiniang gave the shopkeeper one hundred and twenty pieces of silver, and everyone looked down on the shopkeeper? Everyone said angrily, "I'll give you one hundred and twenty pieces of silver!" " Child shopkeeper: "I feel dizzy at the sight of money ... am I greedy?" Everyone: "Great!" Child shopkeeper: "..." Everyone: "You said you were ashamed." Child shopkeeper bowed his head in shame ... (then looked up and smiled) ashamed and happy. "

Wu Shuang: Just so-so. Third, Sister Hong Kong, your dress is very attractive. Guo Furong: Ugly, ugly. Sister Ya is the ninth, thanks to a pair of dexterous hands. Guo Furong: Your beauty, from the inside out, promotes blood circulation, nourishes the skin, and is pure and beautiful. Wu Shuang: Your beauty is transferred from bones to skin, and this moment should last forever.

Shopkeeper: What's your goal? Guo Furong: Be an incomparable woman. Shopkeeper: Why do you mention it so far? Say it closer. Guo Furong: A raise. Shopkeeper: This one is farther than the previous one.

Scholar: Then there are the classic lines one, two, three, four, action.

Boss: It's wrong to be hungry. Hunger was wrong from the beginning. If you don't marry me, my husband won't die, and my husband won't end up. ...

Scholar: I was wrong. I was really wrong at first. If I hadn't married my husband, I wouldn't have died. If my husband hadn't died, I wouldn't be here. ...

Xing Capture: Where is the scene? Where is the body? Witness, material evidence, temporary residence permit ... = =! !

Guo Furong likes to talk back:

You wasted my friendship with you ... friendship ... friendship ... friendship ... friendship ... friendship. Friendship.

Guo Furong: So-and-so is the first overlord of Qixia Town! !

Li Dazui: Who is the mother of Qixia Town?

Also a ninja turtle ~:)

Guo Furong; I used to have yellow hair and open hair * ~ ~ since I used the sesame oil ground by Li Dazui.

hahahaha

Also: hello, hello, everyone.

To deny and deny.

Quite sure

Bai Zhantang: "Keep a low profile! Keep a low profile! "

Good night, sorry.

Good night, please come in.

Good night. bye.

Lotus and scholar PK that explosive:

Furong: Suppose I can shoot you to death with three hands. Every time I clap my hands, you will scream "Woman, please forgive me". So, how much do you want to say before you die?

Scholar: I refuse to answer this question.

Furong: That's a waiver.

Scholar: Scream three times, four words at a time, one word *** 12.

Furong: Wrong! It is nine words!

Scholar: Why?

Furong: The first palm goes down, "Women forgive", four words; The second palm goes down, "woman forgives", eight words; The third palm goes down, and you die immediately. You only said one word "ah", 8+ 1=9.

Are you depressed? Are you happy to watch "Legend of the Wulin"? Watch The Legend of Wulin.

Bai Yutang, the thief, gave the policewoman a note that said, "I'm going to steal your heart."

The policewoman felt hot, and the note slipped from her hand, which happened to fall into Yu Sen's hand. Yu Sen was checking the fine for the next night. He shouted at once. Oh,no. Tang Baiyu is going to eat people, ................ Laugh! !

Du Shiniang gave the shopkeeper one hundred and twenty pieces of silver to keep him, and everyone despised the shopkeeper.

Everyone said angrily, "I'll give you one hundred and twenty pieces of silver!" "

Children's shopkeeper: "I feel dizzy when I see hard silver on my head ... am I greedy?" ~ ~"

Everyone: "Great! ! ! ! ! "

Child shopkeeper: "..."

Everyone: "You said you were ashamed ~ ~"

Children's shopkeeper bowed his head: "shame ... (then looked up and smiled) shame and joy ~ ~"

Lao Xing's self-hypnosis:

This is not clear noodle soup ... this is not clear noodle soup ... this is not clear noodle soup ...

This is eel noodles … this is eel noodles … this is eel noodles …

This is not kimchi, this is not kimchi, this is not kimchi. ...

This is a fat sausage, this is a fat sausage, this is a fat sausage. ...

(then bite)

Who slipped this fat sausage? Why is it so salty and crisp?

I saw a robbery scene yesterday, robbing a beggar's bowl.

Q: Why did you rob him?

Is there anyone else in the street so late?

Q: Why did you steal his bowl?

A: Does he have anything else?

When the White War Party and Guo teamed up to steal the ring back, the head of the criminal detention had to search in pawn shops, antique shops and grocery stalls first.

Guo: Why not?

Head of punishment: then search brothels?

Guo: Why not?

Criminal detention head: (with a heavy heart) Your mother's arrival will affect your career!

Point to the cow's hoof and break your hand. ...

Dragons are dragons, monsters and so on. ...

"I can't read, who am I afraid of?"

Exhibition Hall: Acting School? ! Call me acting school? ! ! This is not swearing! ! ! I am an idol! ! !

Hengshan faction is in conflict. It is said that it is because the owner used public funds to build a house for the wedding. ...

Corruption. why ...

Laugh. Poor child shopkeeper.

Big mouth: "Where can I find bird's nest?"

Exhibition hall: "If you can't find bird's nest, look for a pigsty. A large amount, you can support yourself ... "

Laugh s, I pull,,, Hahahaha ...

There are also eight methods of anti-theft, which are invincible, digging tunnels for a rainy day,

Xing Capture: Where is the scene? Where is the body? Witness, material evidence and temporary residence permit ...

Li Dazui said to Whelan, "It is good that you are good to me, and it is really good that everyone is good ~"

Guo Furong said, "It turns out that my hair is yellow and split like you. Since I used the black sesame oil ground by Li Dazui ... "

Xiao Bai said: Why do you curse? Who is the "acting school"? I am an authentic idol school!

Everyone was surprised when Lv Xiucai said that Ji Wuming had passed away. The scholar tidied up his appearance, made a gesture and said, knowledge is power!

Gold and silver parents said: my fiery biceps ~ ~ ~

"Ask the world, whether this mountain is the highest, a wretched man with love is like a treasure, and he grows old with sentimentality. I love you so much that I can't forget it. I can't forget your tears, your kindness, your intoxicating lingering, and the smell of tobacco between my fingers ... "

"If God can give me one last chance, I will say three words to Li Dazui ...' Put less salt'!"

"People floating in the river's lake, who can not get a knife? White camel mountain strong bone powder, youth powder, friendship powder, Huashan sword designated nutrition. "

"Go back to your home and find your mother!"

"Husband ~ ~ Are you hungry? If you want to be hungry, you can tell your teacher Niang that she will make you noodle soup, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Lang Jun ~ ~ Are you hungry? If you are hungry, tell Yu Xiang that Yu Xiang will make you noodle soup. "

"Have you ever been to Er Quan in the world? I've heard of it twice. There is a view of Qing Er next to Er Quan. There are two Taoist priests in that Taoist temple. They like to play erhu next to Er Quan, and the tune is called Erquan reflecting the moon. "

Son, help me.

"Go your own way and let others take a taxi!"

We packed our bags and went out of town to my hometown. If there are still people chasing us, we will go straight to Myanmar and Thailand. If there are still people chasing us, we will go to Japan. We won't go without Japan. Let's go to Korea. We will cross the equator and go directly to Siberia to the South Pole. There are still people chasing us in Antarctica. If anyone still chases us, we will run out of the solar system. Where can I live in the vast universe?

Wu Shuang: Take care of my eldest brother's wife's sister-in-law!

Yu Xiang said, "Find me the most inhuman dog! ! ! "

Shu, powder powder, I finally met the legendary Sichuan pork!

In Xiu Yuan, the road is long, and I am white, up and down, left and right, southeast and northwest.

Mo Xiaobei: "No matter how painful you are, think of yourself as a 250-year-old. No matter how much you suffer, consider yourself a loser. "

Laobai: Kneel or not?

Furong: Suppose I can shoot you to death with three hands. Every time I clap my hands, you will scream "Woman, please forgive me". So, how much do you want to say before you die?

Scholar: I refuse to answer this question.

Furong: That's a waiver.

Scholar: Scream three times, four words at a time, one word *** 12.

Furong: Wrong! It is nine words!

Scholar: Why?

A word from Li Dazui: Whatever. ...

Legend of Wulin-Dialogue

1, the punishment of scratching the head: people pinch?

Wife of shop-owner: They are all dead.

Criminals: All dead? When did you die? How did you die? Where is the crime scene? Do you have any witnesses, physical evidence or temporary residence permits?

2. A secret book of Master's martial arts is in front of me.

Don't cherish until you lose it.

There is no greater pain in the world than this.

If god gives me another chance to start over.

I will say three words to master, blaming you.

If you have to add a time limit to this complaint, it will be 10 thousand years. ...

I live on the edge of Pinggu.

There is a house and a field at home, and it is endless.

Who knows my master is outrageous and unreasonable?

Said that my martial arts is quite predestined, and took me to Cuiwei Mountain.

……

If God can give me one last chance, I will say three words to Li Dazui-less salt!

When I reached the top of the mountain, I found that the wrong road was only a few steps away from the right one.

I eat more salt than you do.

-That's your mouth.

I have crossed more bridges than you have.

This is what I don't want to move.

7. People are floating in rivers and lakes. Who can do without a knife? White camel mountain strong bone powder, oral and external use, has a miraculous effect. I got a knife and drew a pack, but I want to get a second knife. I bent over and ate a bag, and I won't be old until I'm 200. White camel mountain Qianggu Powder, Youth Powder, Friendship Powder, Huashan Lunjian designated nutritional products, all major pharmacies in the town sell them in Yiguang. Please look for the anti-counterfeiting mark of black toad when buying!

8. Li Dazui said to Whelan, "Hello, I am good, hello everyone!"

9, left Qinglong right white tiger, you are a 250.

10 Du Shiniang gave the shopkeeper one hundred and twenty pieces of silver to settle down. Everyone despises the shopkeeper?

Everyone said angrily, "I'll give you one hundred and twenty pieces of silver!" "

Child shopkeeper: "I feel dizzy at the sight of money ... am I greedy?"

Everyone: "Great!"

Child shopkeeper: "..."

Everyone: "You said you were ashamed, huh?"

The shopkeeper hung his head: "Shame ... (then looked up and smiled) Ashamed and happy. "

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(Lotus Spring Festival couplets-)

Part I: The Year of the Monkey is the Year of the Rooster.

Bottom line: The Year of the Rooster is the Year of the Dog.

Horizontal batch: one year is one year!

Scholar: "Then why not let me write Spring Festival couplets?"

Wife of shop-owner: "Your handwriting is too thin to celebrate. I'll let you write when I get to Tomb-Sweeping Day! " "

Furong: Do you choose the person you like or the person you like?

Wife of shop-owner: Tired of it?

Furong: You must choose what you like!

Wife of shop-owner (sorry): Are you bored?

Furong: Because nobody likes you!

(Li Dazui's mother and son talk)

Li Dazui's mother: I eat more salt than you eat!

Li Dazui: That's your heavy mouth!

Li Dazui's mother: I have crossed more bridges than you have!

Li Dazui: That's because I'm too lazy to move!

(hibiscus and scholar PK)

Furong: "Suppose I can shoot you to death with three hands. Every time I clap my hands, you scream "Woman, please forgive me". So, how much do you want to say before you die? "

Scholar: "I refuse to answer this question."

Furong: "That's a waiver."

Scholar: "Cry three times, four words at a time, one word *** 12."

Furong: "Wrong! It is 9 words! "

Scholar: "Why?"

Furong: "Take the first palm down," woman forgives ",four words; The second palm goes down, "woman forgives", eight words; The third palm goes down, and you die immediately. You only said one word "ah", 8+ 1=9. Ha ha ha ha ... "

Thief: Is there a thief like you? Stealing and cleaning other people's houses

Theft of Saint: Can it be done without cleaning? I have to follow the footprints.

Thief: You have something. You will return them to others in a few days.

Theft of Saint: Can I not send it back? You are not in a hurry to lose things!

(Lao Bai and Xing Catcher are cool. )

Laobai: "Where's your knife?"

Xing Catcher said, "There is no knife in hand, but a knife in heart."

Lao Bai: "Wrong, the highest state is that there is no knife in the hand and no knife in the heart."

(Then they opened their arms-rock, paper, scissors! )

Xing Shoutou lost and protested, "Didn't you say you didn't have a knife in your hand and a knife in your heart?"

Laobai: "Yes, I am scissors, not a knife!" " "

Guo: Do you choose the person you like or the person you like?

Wife of shop-owner: Tired of it?

Guo: You must choose what you like!

Boss-in-law (sorry): Are you tired?

Guo: Because nobody likes you!

The first sentence is: What can I do to save you? The second word is: my love.

Guo Furong and Liu: "You and I are like crows and birds. Flying with me will make trouble, make trouble! ! "

"Ok, Xiao Guo, have you learned to embroider penguins?"

"That's mandarin duck! ! "

One word: Chinese.

Two words: sharp

Three words: mother

Four words: alas?

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Tong: What about jiaozi?

Guo: I died with the stove!

Xiaoguode Spring Festival couplets

Part I: The Year of the Monkey is the Year of the Rooster.

Bottom line: The Year of the Rooster is the Year of the Dog.

Horizontal batch: one year is one year!

Scholar: Then why not let me write Spring Festival couplets?

Boss: Your handwriting is too thin to celebrate. I'll let you write when I get to Tomb-Sweeping Day!

Scholar: The cool breeze and bright moon disturb my heart and brush my heart? Scratch my heart? Pick my heart?

Child shopkeeper: I still dig my heart, and it took a lot of effort! ! !

This is your mother's fencing?

You curse?

No, this is your mother's fencing.

You still scold!

Tigers don't show their mountains and dew. Do you think I'm HOLLO KITTY?

Sang kang an mi da music

My broken boy heart.

Who is the acting school, swearing, (then turning around, intoxicated) I am an idol school. . .

This man, some crazy, some dead, some sour, some dead. Do you think I won't make people laugh if I die of ugliness?

Is that apple pie or pineapple pie?

I'm fine. Thirteen Pacific gold bell jar, I practice ass. ....

My proudest right hand can eat with a knife! ! . . . . .

I must give you happiness, and no one can stop it (gnashing her teeth)

I solemnly swear.

In my career as a thief in Bai Zhantang,

I've never been in contact with any woman.

(except my mother)

(Your mother can)

Never been in any girl's boudoir.

(net pull! How is that possible? The best jewels are usually hidden in the boudoir.

I am half a catty of scrap metal, and he is eight taels of gold.

Who said that? You didn't go to school.

You open the window, jump down with your head down, and you get to Naihe Bridge.

(Pulling the door frame to imitate Guo) I missed it. . .

Then I'll give you a word, don't swallow your broken tooth.

Rest in peace, my brave little man. ...

That's a pig's hoof buckle. Pigs can't earn it.

Standing in heaven and watching hell, life is like a sitcom. Standing in hell and watching heaven, who are you working for ~ ~ ~

To kneel or not to kneel is a question. ...

If you can't find a bird's nest, look for a pig's nest. It's large and full. ....

My surname is Wang, and my grass is yellow! This yellow (king) is the yellow (king) of yellow (king) pea, and the bean is the bean of yellow (king) pea. My name is Huang Doudou ~ ~

I only work eight hours a day.

If the excess wages are calculated separately.

Every hour, ten hours later, twenty hours.

Double the holiday salary.

If there is double pay at the end of the year

Then I'll be happier.

You are not illiterate, at least you know the word "illiterate". . .

It hurts, but I don't blame you ... If I lie to you again in the future, even a white lie, let me die!

When I first met you, you wore a red veil. I thought at that time, this girl must be ugly with such big feet. As a result, as soon as you lifted the veil, I was confused. You were born with a wife's face, beautiful and lasting. Even your two bags under your eyes are just right. At that time, when you were talking, I couldn't walk, because my legs were weak, my back was numb, my hands were all sweaty, and I couldn't speak a whole sentence smoothly ... (Hold Xiang Yu's hand tightly) People often say that love grows with time, but I know that I fell in love with you at first sight. I was embarrassed to say this before, but today I did, but it was too late. ...

Get out, gentlemen. What are the old ladies mixed in? (Next second) Yu Xiang, I'll beat your waist, pinch your legs and massage your feet later.

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