Humor about waking up too early (20 19 humorous sentence)

1: Get up earlier than chickens, go to bed later than cats, and earn less than bald men's hair.

2: Play a small mahjong and have a spicy meal. Find a small object, life is like this.

3. When there is a legend in the Jianghu, I am sorry for the audience.

Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

5: I am small-minded, but I don't lack it. I have a good temper, but I don't lack it!

You'd better let me kneel on the washboard. Kneeling on the electric heater is really unbearable!

7: When you see a beautiful woman, touch your pocket first to see if you have any money!

8: I will be friends with whoever says I am white, thin and beautiful.

9: Please don't disturb while taking a bath. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups!

10: Teacher, wait, I will let Buddha marry you!

1 1: I'm too pure. Pure is a bit shameless!

12: It's trendy. If it's too trendy, it's non-mainstream. If it's sexy, it's sitting on the stage.

13: My progress made him sit up and take notice, and he became blind from then on.

14: ? Ruthless, I licked my fingers and cried.

15: A star can be more famous by taking off a little, but I was caught taking off everything!