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Happy double eleven

1, luminous glass of wine, happiness is always accompanied, loneliness dissipates, and you smile happily. Come alone on Singles Day, and I'll have a drink with you. Have a good drink and have a good time with me.

2. It is strongly recommended that the state set up a special contribution award for family planning, which will be awarded to those bachelor brothers and bachelor MM who have never been married, made selfless dedication, and made special contributions to controlling the population growth in China, and pay high tribute!

3. Singles Day is here. Look, what a beautiful day! Come on, my friend, let's go for a stroll and see if we can meet two single friends of the opposite sex. By the way, let's do a dialogue and performance first, and then make sure you have a good day!

4, "Leftover" has said: dust to dust, soil to soil, being a bachelor is not hard, everything can be decided by yourself; Flowers are not flowers, fog is not fog, bachelors can live everywhere and eventually have a good home. Super Singles Day, God bless you.

5. Urban men and women; My heart is still far away, and I am still a single young man. Enthusiasm is the characteristic, chic freedom is the characteristic, maverick is the characteristic, and being alone is just a specialty! Happy Singles' Day!

6. The whole world doesn't understand why you are still single. Only I know. Because you are too good to find someone worthy of you and don't want to be forced, you can only be single! I understand and support you! Single and innocent! Happy Singles Day!