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Urgently ask for a sketch or cross talk or three and a half sentences about campus civilized dining! ! ! !

Crosstalk "Interesting Talk about Civilized Etiquette"

A: As soon as the two of us came on stage, everyone could see four words from us.

What four words?

A: be polite.

Yes, we are all very polite and civilized.

Yes, we are not fair-weather friends. Pay attention to self-denial, caution, initiative, willingness, courtesy and honesty, and don't take part in accidental amusement (b points to a nail). What are you doing? I'm right, I'm kidding!

B: Don't be angry. I saw you jumping around.

What do you know? This is called body language.

B: Go back to body language, don't be ridiculous!

A: It seems that you don't understand that this kind of body language is very important in interpersonal communication.

Really?

A: For example.

B: Oh.

A: For example, we two good friends haven't seen each other for a long time, and we meet and say hello on the way. "Hey, isn't this * * *? It's been several days (action: shaking hands). Where are you going?

B: Ah! I'm going to take part in the courtesy contest.

Really? Talk to you later. Goodbye!

Goodbye!

A: Great! Notice the action here?

What action?

A: When I am talking, I keep my eyes on you, and at the same time I extend my right hand to greet you and shake hands in a friendly way. This is simple body language.

B: That's it!

A: It's impolite if I don't look at you when I'm talking and extend my right hand without shaking your hand.

I don't see why not.

Let's try again!

B: Come on.

Yo, isn't this * * *? Long time no see, why are you fatter than me? !

Which of us is fat?

Where are you going? (As he speaks, he acts as a tease for the dog.)

B: tease the dog!

A: What's the matter? Isn't it beautiful? !

B: Almost! Well, now that you mention it, you are an expert in this field of civilization and etiquette.

A: (sorting clothes) Not an expert, just so-so. (shaking his head) Just so-so, third in the world.

B: You see, it's still exciting! Hey, I said the third, I don't know what to say next.

A: If there is something I don't know, I can't stop it. I know everything and I can't stop talking!

My question is how to cultivate good manners.

A: It's a simple question. There are four basic principles to cultivate good manners.

B: What are the four basic principles? Tell me!

A: First, the principle of respecting people; The second is the principle of self-discipline; The third is the principle of moderation; The fourth is the principle of sincerity.

B: That's good.

Understand?

I'm confused.

A: I am busy in vain!

B: You'd better give me an example so that I can be more clear.

That's easy to handle. Let's talk about the principle of respecting people first. Respect is respect, and people are arrogant people.

B: Isn't that nonsense? !

A: To gain the respect of others, we must first respect others. For example, as soon as we came on stage, the audience applauded and we bowed in return. This is mutual respect.

B: Why does it have to be like this? How about one by one?

A: How to adjust:

B: As soon as we get on the stage, let the audience bow and applaud us. Isn't this a sign of mutual respect?

A: Oh, you mean to make hundreds of spectators stand up neatly and bow to us with a straight face?

B: Hey, wait, why do I feel like I'm saying goodbye to my body? !

A: So I said no, we should respect each other and not violate objective laws!

B: It seems that you are really learned!

A: Generally, it is the third in the world!

B: He is excited again, so what is the principle of self-discipline?

A: Self-discipline means being strict with yourself. Ceng Zi said, "I visit three times a day, and I am unfaithful to others! Don't believe in making friends? Can't you learn? "

What is this mess? It's been 2 1 century, and you said Cretaceous!

A: This person is ignorant. This is a saint's words, which means to be strict with yourself and be self-disciplined every day. Confucius said: if we discipline ourselves every day, we will break the law, the law and the criminal law, and then force you to discipline yourself. I don't know whether self-discipline is better than non-discipline or self-discipline is better than non-discipline.

B: Tongue twister, how does this Confucius know everything?

A: Saint.

B: Then, what is the principle of sincerity?

A: Sincerity is easier to understand. !

B: Then tell me what moderation is.

A: Moderate.

B: Ah.

A: Everything must be measured. This degree is not difficult to grasp. People who don't show this degree are not enthusiastic, and people who pass this degree will be very annoyed.

B: Less than this, you are obviously not enthusiastic. After this, aren't you obviously more enthusiastic? What's wrong with it?

A: Then let's perform.

B: Of course.

Dear friends, I'm going to perform a program today. Please forgive me for speaking badly.

Well, you are very modest.

I will sing a song later. I can't sing. Please include more.

B: You're welcome.

A: I'm not good-looking, which turns my stomach. Don't worry about it.

Ok, please hurry.

Please forgive me if I forget me.

B: I said, are you finished? !

A: I'm not finished being polite. Please take care of me. Please give me some applause. I will bow to you. I'm gonna start talking. Please pay attention. If I don't speak well, please take care of me!

B: You're not finished! (Party A and Party B bow to the audience)