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When a girl is lonely, it is actually a hooligan behavior for her to say that she is cold.

1. I am not cold, I am cold.

Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold, be careful not to catch a cold and take care of yourself, because no one will feel sick.

The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

4. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing into dogs.

It's cold, please give me a hug. If you can't give me a hug, please give me a coat I wear size m. If you can't give me a coat and no hugs, please give me money. I have the card number.

6. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

7. I'm afraid of cold, whether it's the weather or people's heart.

8. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.

9. When you are alone, it is actually a hooligan behavior for a girl to say that she is cold.

10. I am the most rogue in winter and always like to freeze my hands and feet.

1 1. Come on, go out and play. I see through the coldness of the world, and I just want to talk to others. It's too cold outside, I don't want to move.

12. Cold weather causes illness, and chilling is fatal.

13. The learning mode cannot be started because it is too cold to move and the machine is stuck.

14. It is absolutely true love that you can put your cold hand on his back when it is cold.

15. I plan to meet you in a sunny winter.

16. Take an extra coat when it is cold. Remember to take an umbrella when it rains. Buy a cup of hot milk tea when your hands are cold. Don't treat yourself badly.

17. May someone warm your hand when it is cold. May a bright person live in your heart.

18. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

19. I like you. Come on! It's so cold that I'm going crazy.

20. Can you lend me a hug when the weather is cold?

2 1. The coldest is not winter, but winter festivals.

22. The weather is very cold. If you have an object, hold it, and if you don't, add clothes.

23. Don't send me information about adding clothes when it's cold. If you really love me, please put the money into my Alipay before you can add clothes.

24. It's so cold in winter. I want a warm bed that won't break the net and endless snacks. Wifi is impossible, can you give me one?

25. The weather is very cold. Put on more clothes. If you are ill, I will feel distressed. To someone I care about.

26. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

27. If a dog is lying on the ground and blocking you in winter, make way for it. It is not easy for it to warm this place with its small belly.

28. It is very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I put my pocket in.

29. I feel warmer in winter when I meet you.

30. The weather is getting colder and colder. Everyone has a girlfriend and a boyfriend. I'll put on some clothes.

3 1. It's cold, only coats, no hugs.

32. Be nice to yourself, if no one holds your hand this winter.

33. The most annoying thing in winter is that I just jumped into the warm bed and wrapped it, only to find that the Nima light was not turned off.

Love is actually a kind of accommodation.

No matter how disappointed you are with the opposite sex, you have no reason to be disappointed with love. Because love itself is hope, and it is always the hope of life. Love is your own quality, your own soul, your own situation and has nothing to do with others. Love is not a noun, but a verb, an eternal verb, endless.

If the heart cares, there is resentment everywhere; If you relax, it is always spring. Nine times out of ten, there are unpleasant things in the world. What can obey you is very few things that can make you get what you want. If you don't care, no one or thing can satisfy you. If you live a lifetime, you need peace of mind, so why bother yourself? The heart is one inch wide and the road is ten feet wide. If it is not as broad-minded as the sea, how can there be a calm life?

The lighter the water, the clearer it is; People, the lighter the happier. The less things mixed in the water, the clearer and brighter it looks, although it seems that there are many different flavors missing. The more you are tempted to be pessimistic about life, the less happiness you seem to have, but the less trouble you have because of your inner simplicity. Enjoy, at the expense of paying. The more roles you play, the more tired you get. Indifferent and simple; Simple, making people happy.

Things in the world can't last long, and life is not long. They all experienced birth, illness and death, and finally disappeared into this world. Mountains and rivers don't last long, and they are always experiencing the process of living in bad space, surviving and dying. Wealth will not last long, there is no inexhaustible silver, and there is no inexhaustible blessing. If you deeply understand impermanence, your heart will be enlightened.

The threshold of life is a door when you pass, but it is a threshold when you pass. Some things make us helpless, some things make us helpless, and some things make us speechless-no matter what difficulties we encounter, whether we can survive depends on our confidence in ourselves. Looking at the problem from another angle, the result may be very different: the so-called doomsday of caterpillars is precisely the sunny moment when butterflies break out of their cocoons.

If you feel hard at this time, tell yourself: everything is easy to go downhill. Hang in there, because you are going uphill. If you go there, you will certainly make progress. If you are complaining about fate, enlighten yourself: life is an excuse for losers; Luck is a modest word for success. Fate has always been in our own hands, and complaining is only a sign of cowardice; Hard work is the attitude of life.

In this life, we have to walk many roads, both straight and narrow; There are prosperity and desolation. Anyway, you have to go your own way, and you have to suffer. No one can rely entirely on it. There is no so-called no way out, let alone trudge and persist. As long as you are willing to go, you have already gone that way. You think you can't get through it, that's all. Don't shy away, don't back down, the future will come.

If I can, I want to travel with a best friend, take a SLR and enough money, stop and go, record every wonderful moment and talk about my dreams together at night. We were running, laughing, lying on the lawn, telling each other's stories.

If you meet someone who likes to be hot and cold with you, please turn around and leave. If you meet someone who likes to play hide and seek, please leave decisively. If you meet someone who likes to have an affair with you but doesn't give you any promises, please leave! Leave is to let yourself meet someone who gives you true love, and leave is for better happiness. Contacts that are not entrusted by life are hooligans, because finding a stable and lasting person can't afford to hurt!

When two people are together, there will always be problems, and someone will always get into trouble. You can see each other's personality and feelings when something happens. If the first reaction is to blame you, or don't want to bear it with you, then he loves himself far more than his family, even more than he loves you. When two people are together, no matter who is in trouble, don't blame. They should be thinking of sharing and solving together. Because love is your fault, but I am willing to share it.

When two people are together, you often don't know the preciousness of love and think it's just an ordinary life. Although very sweet, but very dull. However, once separated, the feeling of being cut off will make you understand that the original dull life is the best gift of love.

When you meet love, you will become tolerant. I love myself more because I love you. Because I love you, I know I exist. Because I love you, I am growing. Because I love you, I feel painful and happy. Because I love you, I know there are many unsatisfied things in life. To love someone is to stay with this person for a lifetime, not just for a period of time.

Someone betrayed you, and you want to make it right. Someone doesn't love you, but you please him. Why do you wronged yourself for love? If a person really loves you, he will never be cold and hot for you; If a person really wants to chase you, he will never play with you. It is better to be single than to be in humble love.

Some love, even if you do your best, you can't keep it. It is not fate that prevents you from loving, but that you two are not suitable. Two people who are not suitable in life can love each other spiritually, but the more they love, the more tired they are. Love is not everything, we really want to be together, not by feelings, but by changing for each other in love. Love is actually a kind of accommodation.

Don't take yourself too seriously, it's actually a kind of cultivation and grace.

First, don't squander a feeling that seems easy to get, and don't easily hurt a heart that pays silently. Life never comes back, life can't come back, you can do it and cherish it.

Second, if you leave, don't ask others how they are. You can't help it if it's not good, and it's not your credit if it's good.

Third, the closer the distance, the farther the journey; The simplest tone needs the hardest practice.

Everyone has a city in his heart, where an impossible person lives. That man has gone through youth for a while, but he will stay in his memory for a lifetime.

5. Spend more time with excellent people. They are like a beam of light. Stay for a long time, and I never want to go back to darkness. The more independent you are, the less important you are. Some people, you can't see clearly, not because they are too far away, but because they are too close. Sometimes, you think some people have changed, but it's not that they have changed, but that their masks have fallen off.

Sixth, don't take yourself too seriously. It is actually a kind of cultivation and a kind of demeanor. Being a person with this mentality can make you healthier and more generous; Doing things with this mentality can make life easier and more practical; With this mentality, people around you can enjoy getting along with you more.

Seven, time is quiet, talking to you; The trickle of water is with you in the year; Prosperous, you are old.

Eight, it's not that I don't want to say it, but that I can't say a lot, so it will be safer to keep it in my heart.

You have many warm-hearted friends, but you still need to be learn to be lonely and brave. -Mr. Decca

Ten, like a person, every meeting is like a reunion after a long separation.

Eleven, a lot of things, the reason why they were not made in the end, is not lack of ability, not bad timing, but a slight setback will lead to fear of difficulties, and then go away.

Twelve, youth is a book that can't be closed when it is opened. Life is a road that you can't go back. Love is a gamble, you can't get it back if you throw it out.

Thirteen, I have no heart, I can't feel love, I can't feel happiness, I can't feel sadness, I am empty, and I will live forever.

14. Swallow your grievances and tears. Don't lose if you can't afford to lose. If you can't die, stand up and tell everyone who looks down on you: I'm fine.

15. Many things were not done in the end, not because of lack of ability, not because of bad timing, but because of a small setback, which made people afraid of difficulties and then let it go.

Sixteen, the familiar is strange, and the strange has gone away; When people are in love, it's cold without tea.

Seventeen, soft-hearted people are not easy to be happy. Others hurt her or she hurt others, which made her feel uncomfortable.

Eighteen, in this world, only by getting rid of inferiority and depression, correctly understanding your own values and having confidence in yourself, can you face everything easily. If you want to get wealth and happiness, you must have corresponding personality factors. In short, if you want a rainbow in your life, you must be baptized by rain; If you want to get the gold in life, you must wash away the sand in life.

Nineteen, you can miss a lot in life, but don't miss friends who are really worthy of your association.

Maybe you think your efforts are always in vain, but there is no doubt that you are getting closer and closer to the top every day. Today, you are still far from the top. But through your efforts today, you have accumulated the strength to climb the peak tomorrow.

Classic Quotations: Love in the dust is actually a kind of heartache.

Introduction: When two people are together, it is inevitable that they will quarrel. The key is who will coax who after the quarrel. It is not a man's fault to quarrel occasionally, but it is always a man's advantage to be willing to coax women. Because I'm here to coax you, because I have feelings for you and this man's tolerance. So after a quarrel, the man always coaxes the woman first. This is not a question of right or wrong, but a question of feelings, tolerance and responsibility.

1, love is sometimes as simple as that, just like a cup of boiled water around us, which is within reach and can be drunk at one gulp. Although tasteless, it is a necessity in life.

2. Annie Baby said: I don't love him, but I love having him. Habit is the ultimate destination of love, and perhaps the highest realm of love.

It is easier to fall in love than to be together. Sincerity is the closest to sadness, and familiarity is the farthest. In fact, all true feelings don't need instant tenderness, but wait for a lifetime.

4. Since you have chosen your peers, you only care about wind and rain and * * *; Even along the way, you can always gain feelings.

5. Love makes people weak and strong; The joy of lovers also makes people sad; Love makes people shrink back and grow up overnight across Qian Shan.

I used to think that as long as I let go, I could simply end it. Now I find that letting go is only the beginning of pain. Forgetting is a kind of practice, just like a broken tooth, which hurts for several years.

7. Good love is always relaxed and natural. Su Qin said that it is best to fall in love with each other effortlessly. Do not pursue hard, do not deliberately please.

8. The love that needs to be managed to stay is already full of loopholes. If TA really loves you so much, she doesn't want you to love so hard.

9, love is a process, only loved, hurt, pain, will become an experience, we also know how to cherish. The so-called innocence always lacks experience; The so-called maturity is nothing more than tears rolling in your eyes and smiling when you meet.

10, someone will make you laugh, someone will make you hate, but no one can make you sad unless that person is your love. Whether you laugh or get angry, you really don't care. The only thing that matters is love. So love is to let go of your arms and allow others to leave something in your heart. Some stay warm, others leave scars. Most of them leave scars.

1 1, just like turning off the alarm clock in the dark when I am sleepy. Repeated actions have long made my body remember every detail of the action, which is why I think of you as if I had you.

12, I made a promise, I will only be an ordinary woman in this life and listen to the Buddha's Zen voice in the afterlife. But now I want to be an unknown pilgrim in Potala Palace, walking alone on the long stone steps.

13, I have a wish that every river, every green hill and every plant in the world can be separated from each other. May the mountains and rivers be quiet and prosperous in Changning.

14, the scenery we often see is that a person always looks up to and envies the happiness of others, but finds himself being looked up to and envied. In fact, everyone is happy. However, your happiness is often seen by others.

15, don't be with people who don't understand you, because poor IQ is the most difficult distance to make up in this world. A person who is far behind you and far from your values will never understand your goodness. On the contrary, your strengths will become his weaknesses.

16, what you insist on will become difficult in his eyes. Therefore, instead of being bullied by bad people, it is better to wait for someone who knows you to appear slowly.

17, no matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family and friends, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will cost you a lot.

18, love is really a personal matter. You fall in love with someone else, and you feel that the ocean is deep, and the other person is on pins and needles, and others fall in love with you, but you just feel helpless and funny.

19, probably the most rare joy in the world is that the person you love also happens to love you, because it is rare and short, and those days are pearls, which should be used to illuminate the lonely road of life.

20. When you meet someone who is kind to you, don't let him slip away from you. Ask him to be kind to himself all his life.

2 1. When you are very tired, you should close your eyes and take a deep breath, telling yourself to hold on and don't deny yourself so easily. Who says you have no good future? You won't know until tomorrow.

22. Everyone who insists on breaking into your world, if not an uninvited guest, must be your lover; The person who opens the door to your heart, if not the heart, must be a psychiatrist.

23. Don't forget what others say when they are angry, because that is often the truth; Don't hate the person who says this, because it's another way for him to let you see yourself clearly.

24. Without the sun, flowers would not bloom; There is no happiness without love; Without women, there would be no love, no mother, no poet and no hero.

25. Some people's love is just a kind of "emotion at that time". If the other person mistakenly regards this feeling as a long-term love, it is naive.

26, fate, is a feeling of heartbeat; It is the tendency of love at first sight; It is a mood to meet and hate each other late; It is the most beautiful opportunity arranged by God; Is it a deep concern or a faint nostalgia!

27. Fate is a natural and mysterious spiritual force: it is caused by some words; Touching the heart because of a feeling; Unforgettable because of an encounter; Looking back, I was deeply moved.

28. If I can't give happiness to the person I love, I will never get married, but I will give her happiness all my life. If I can't give it, I won't marry her. I'll let someone better than me marry her. I will give you a lifetime of happiness, believe me!

29. The most easily forgotten thing in the world is love. At the beginning, we knew there would always be an end.

30. Love is not necessary, and it is bleak without love. The desolate days are sad. Sadness is more than love?

3 1. As long as I have breath, you are my dream that I will never forget.

32. If you want to love, you must have dignified love and equal love. After all, love is not a kind of humiliation and plunder, but warmth and sweetness. If one day, all your self-esteem and self-confidence are trampled under your feet, you really have to think about whether the other person loves you or rules you. Love falling into the dust is actually a kind of heartache.

33. Many times, the first impression is unreliable. When I meet someone for the first time, I find that they are honest and loyal, but it takes a long time to know. This is a disguise to pick up girls. You find that some people dare to promise anything, thinking that the other person is frivolous, but slowly realize that everything they promise can be done. Therefore, people can't be deceived by feelings, eyes and imagination. Only time will not lie.

34. When you feel that your feelings are gone and all your happiness is getting cold, why do you have to suffer and give up? Isn't the true meaning of love that you love others because they love you? Now that love has disappeared, the best thing you should do is to get rid of your past life. Yes, love is bondage, but not love is liberation. When someone leaves you, please let yourself live.

35. No love is worth giving up unless you stop loving it. There is nothing that is lovelorn to insist on unless the other person still loves you. Any reason except love and not love is just a lie.

36. When two people are together, it is inevitable to quarrel. The key is who will coax who after the quarrel. It is not a man's fault to quarrel occasionally, but it is always a man's advantage to be willing to coax women. Because I'm here to coax you, because I have feelings for you and this man's tolerance. So after a quarrel, the man always coaxes the woman first. This is not a question of right or wrong, but a question of feelings, tolerance and responsibility.

37. If you love someone, you don't have to talk, but don't be indifferent. Sometimes we talk, sometimes we don't talk. But silence can still accompany, and silence can also care. It's not just words that can express love. But if silence turns into indifference, it is zero communication of emotion, and it is no longer love, but leaving. Yes, silence can be love, but indifference must be hurt.

Don't be with people who don't understand you, because poor IQ is the most difficult distance to make up in this world. A person who is far behind you and far from your values will never understand your goodness. On the contrary, your strengths will become his weaknesses. Whatever you insist on will become a problem in his eyes. Therefore, instead of being bullied by bad people, it is better to wait for someone who knows you to appear slowly.

In fact, the greatest love is never love, but the only long-term companionship. Most people understand that love is just a spring dream.

40. Only emotional love will know what pain is. Only when you desperately want to have it, will you know what loss is. Only when we really want to be together will we know what parting is. A lot of things, if you desperately want them, you will lose them forever. It's not that life teases you, but that you are too persistent. Perseverance is the biggest reason why people leave you. If you don't learn to be light, you won't know what owning is.

Editor's note: If you want to love, you must love with dignity and equality. After all, love is not a kind of humiliation and plunder, but warmth and sweetness. If one day, all your self-esteem and self-confidence are trampled under your feet, you really have to think about whether the other person loves you or rules you. Love falling into the dust is actually a kind of heartache.