Zhihu loin meat. Tell me about it.

A wise tiger with a waist and flesh, talk about the copy as follows:

1, the fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be lonely all his life.

I used to be very thin, so it makes me sad to think about it.

3, long time no see, you have become two fat people.

Sometimes, I am happy to be bullied by my lover all my life.

5. Many people regard generosity as pregnancy.

6, quietly make a wish, I hope that from today on, my face will no longer grow meat.

Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

8. It's not all good to gain weight on your face, at least your mouth looks smaller.

9. I just don't want to gain any more meat. Let's eat all my food for a semester this holiday.

10, I don't dislike people when I am fat, and I will definitely repay you when I am thin.

1 1, true love is not a good feeling, but obviously there is no result, and there is an impulse to stick to it.

12. He may have gained weight recently, and his face is covered with meat, which always makes me feel that he has something in his mouth.

13, sometimes, you have to accept the fact that some things can never be changed back.

14. Meat always grows on the stomach, waist, face, chin and thighs. Why not on your hands, wrists and feet?

15, it's so delicious that my family is getting fat. Once you start cooking, you can't stop to eat too much at noon.

16, gained five pounds in a holiday. Get up every day to eat with your mobile phone, eat with your TV mobile phone, take a shower and sleep with your mobile phone.

17, I just steamed a pot of steamed bread with pure milk today. Unfortunately, I can't eat it, and I can't grow meat.

18, I really don't want to pay New Year greetings everywhere. The first sentence when we met was "Oh, I'm getting fat", and I can't refute it. After all, I came to eat your meal today.