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God always doesn't rain when he has an umbrella, and always plays jokes on you when he doesn't have an umbrella.

1, I remember. You said you liked rainy days. It's another rainy day, and it won't go away. And you say you don't like rainy days, which is rainy days, miserable.

I didn't miss you when I went to school this morning. I didn't miss you after class, so I went home after school. I didn't miss you. Not now, not ever.

3, the most beautiful ending should be to stay in a rainy day, so that tears and rain are mixed together, and at the same time, we can say goodbye flawless and forget, which is our best ending.

Nanjing is particularly sultry in summer, with a lot of rain. The dormitory balcony was flooded for several days. The ticking sound under the eaves sounds like footsteps drifting away. You can go forward and backward indefinitely along this corridor, but you will never find your home.

5, hey! It's been raining for so long, I almost forgot what glory is!

6. I installed a perpetual motion machine in the hippocampus, so that the rainstorm would not be lonely.

Every time it rains, there is always a faint sadness and a little loneliness, as if the world is derailed from me. ...

9. On rainy days, repressed thoughts keep popping up in my heart, and I don't know when I have burst into tears.

10, until the continuous rain began. Unfortunately, Prince Long was sad again today.

1 1. God always stops raining when he has an umbrella, and always bothers you when he has no umbrella.

12, I witnessed Yu's life: watching her grow, listening to her talk, sending her away, waiting for her to dissipate. I thought the raindrops on the lens could reflect a little halo, but what happened? She deliberately tore it, my sight. ...

13, rainy all summer, thank you for missing.

When you are in a bad mood, talk about Daquan: others wait for the umbrella, and I wait for the rain to stop.

1, I have caught a cold hundreds of times, and you have a persistent high fever.

The old deskmate is not an old lover, but the youth I share with you is no less than the first love.

I gave you the most precious confession, but you gave me the saddest joke.

Every message I send you is an adventure, betting on the mood of the whole day.

The saddest thing is that you thought you found someone who could protect you, but he gave you all the waves that followed.

6. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but your shelter from the rain.

7. If you really can't let go, continue to like it. Maybe you will touch him. Maybe you will be too tired to let go.

8. What is loneliness? Others wait for the umbrella, and I wait for the rain to stop.

9. You can't shout pain when bleeding, turn on the light when you are afraid of the dark, contact when you miss, be empty when you are tired, miss home when you are weak, and eventually grow up.

10. Be sure to look twice when you are apart, because the sentence of frequent contact is false.

1 1. Some people can't say what is good, but no one can replace it.

12. I know that the ending is tragic and cannot be changed, but I still have to continue. This is the greatest sorrow in life.

13. Hugging too tightly will hurt each other, and loving too deeply will give birth to despair.

14. If people dislike you, the more they do, the more they make mistakes; If people have no feelings for you, any intention will become an interruption and redundancy!

15. May you work hard all your life, be loved all your life, have everything you want and let go of everything you can't get.

16. I don't want to deceive myself or cater to anyone.

17. You are like my favorite toy when I was a child. Someone touched you. I think it was a robbery.

18. Do what you want to do, even if it is not worthwhile, even if it is really wasteful, but it is what you want to do.

19. We are all good at duplicity, and we all hope each other can notice.

20. About the past, about you, come to an end; About the future, about me, so stay tuned.

2 1. Don't take it seriously if it is good, and don't take it seriously if it is bad.

22. Girls who love to laugh are generally not too bad luck, because they are too bad to laugh at all.

When you have finished all your homework, you will understand the truth of this sentence: your energy is beyond your imagination.

24. If you don't know what a treasure is, then I will teach you, starting with losing me.

25. Many times, people who flaunt their frankness just don't want to consider each other's feelings.

26. A person can only guide others, but can't walk instead of others.

I am free today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. In fact, as long as you call me, I will always be free.

The worst thing: no umbrella when it rains, no bowl when it eats.

1, methods to avoid men being struck by lightning; Don't go out in rainy days. Don't swear to your wife easily

2. It rains when it rains! Silver shoes lined up to go swimming.

3, Tanabata rain is God's minimum respect for single girls!

4. The heavy rain that I missed in those years ... I will pay you back these days ... I really want to tell you that it will rain tomorrow. ...

I don't want you to be negative because of me. The city with you is beautiful when it rains. From the sun after dawn to the moonlight at midnight, forget it. I won't like it. What is the secret of this sentence? Ha, I lied to you.

6. God, how long do you have to pee? Cann't pee? Or is there something wrong with the prostate? ..... damn rainy days.

7. It has been raining these days. I guess the jade emperor is crying. This must be an unhappy marriage. There are two possibilities. One is that the queen mother has left, and the other is that she won't leave.

8. Playing with water outside on rainy days, and dragging away while playing with herringbone. -flip-flops.

9. The baby said that mom lit mosquito-repellent incense, mom said that there were no mosquitoes in rainy days, and the baby said that Austrian mosquitoes were afraid of water.

10, you exist in my aunt's heart.

1 1, the most regrettable thing in life. There is nothing better than: no umbrella when it rains and no bowl when you eat.

12, oh, hard work is hard. I washed a pair of trousers and hung them outside. It rained, but fortunately there was no sun in the quilt, otherwise it would be even worse.

13. Why does it rain during the term? 1. Reveal the background of the story. 2. Render a bleak atmosphere. 3. Suggest the tragic fate of the characters.

14, when everyone left me, I never thought that maybe I was an asshole.

15, "You are all wearing shorts today. I thought it would rain, so I wore trousers. It's really hot! " "Then why don't you put on your pants? They are also shorts and underwear! "

16, aren't you afraid of children playing computer games in thunder and rain?

17, if a drop of water falls from the sky, it is a tear I miss you; If there are countless water drops in the sky, don't think about it, it's raining!

18, if you have a cold and fever and don't want to take medicine or injections, then you can stand it. Don't say uncomfortable. If you want to eat and can't cook, you can make instant noodles to comfort yourself. No umbrella when it rains and thunders.

19, going out is going into the oven, walking is mala Tang, sitting down is teppanyaki, or it stops raining, and it becomes boiled fish!

20. Now on this day, going out is going into the oven, walking is spicy, sitting is teppanyaki, or if it doesn't rain, it will become boiled fish.

Tired, sad, the girl died, lonely, others are waiting for an umbrella, but I am waiting for the rain to stop.

I'm not in love, I just like someone who doesn't like me.

The kite ran aground on a cloudy day, and I was still waiting for help. I pull the thread to relive your tenderness.

I'm not a bad person. I'm sorry if I hurt you. Excuse me.

What do you think of a crush? Talking about it is like reading comprehension.

Some things can only be said with a smile that it doesn't matter.

You are becoming less and less like yourself.

In an instant, all my dreams were disillusioned, and the remaining memories moistened my eyes.

Others are waiting to open an umbrella, and I am waiting for the rain to stop.

There are some concerns in my heart, but some love can't be reconciled.

You ask me if it's worth loving you, but you know, love means not asking if it's worth it.

It doesn't matter whether you believe me or not. Not because I don't love you anymore, but because my heart is dead.

Please don't blame me for being cruel to love, just blame me for my dead heart!

Time never goes back, and my heart is dead. Who else in this world can believe it?

I don't want to say anything more, my heart is dead, and everything I say is superfluous.

Do you know how it hurts to die? Is to be nice to her desperately and then pull away instantly. You may not cry.

All the air in my arms has turned into wind, and I dare not see you.

True love is looking at each other, whether they are poor or rich.

I like a relationship where I don't talk or be embarrassed.

If you don't get a response, you should know enough is enough.

The sadder you are, the more you listen to love songs. That's called fighting poison with poison.