A funny classic copy that makes people laugh in one second.

1. In fact, there is no need to read all the guidebooks and condense them into.

The four words are: bring more money.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What's even more awesome is that eating one garlic a day can drive everyone away.

High-frequency opening remarks when chatting with friends about the future: when we have money.

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Ten years. It's better to discharge than a sweater. ...

Finally, I know why Chinese should be tested for reading comprehension, because many people can only read it.

6. When a person got on the bus, he found that all the seats were full, so he forced himself into the seat. The man in the seat said angrily, "Why are you still pushing up?" The man showed him the ticket in his hand: "Did you see it? I am a hard seat! "

I am not a vain person. I hate villas, sports cars, designer bags, clothes and shoes. I only like money.

8. Oh, my God. I can't believe someone actually brought me food in the middle of the night. I thought this fairy tale would only appear in TV series. I'm touched, but the delivery fee is a bit expensive. ...

9. Although the school is poor, it is never stingy to print papers, which makes me very moved. The school is not easy!

After the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

1 1. Q: What are the advantages of your boyfriend? A: In a word, yes.

Five words "will pick a girlfriend".

12. I finally understand why the military training at the beginning of school has to be turned around, because only in this way can we get a more even grandson.

I chatted with my friend yesterday, and I asked her, "Is it interesting for you to find a handsome boyfriend in the future?" She said handsome without hesitation. I asked her why. She said it was interesting to be handsome. I ...

Fourteen. Once in high school, when I was studying physics at night and the teacher was giving a lecture on the podium, she suddenly walked up to the female classmate in the back row of me and confiscated the novels in the physics book on the spot. The whole class was shocked and exclaimed that the teacher had a perspective. Who knows the teacher smiled on the spot: "I want to cry when I read a physics book, and you can laugh while reading it!" " "

Fifteen. I appreciate it very much.

Three people, one is Xu Xian,

Second, Yong Dong,

The third is Ning. One dares to love snakes, one dares to love immortals, and the last one doesn't even let go of ghosts.

Sixteen years old. "Mom, I got on the train, don't worry." "Oh, girl, you take the train alone. Is anyone with you? " "Yes, someone's company! A car full of people! I can't squeeze. "

Seventeen. After eating vegetable salad for a month, the weight loss effect is quite good, except that it is meaningless to live when eating.

18. Visit my husband's house. It happened that my mother-in-law was away and my wife was cooking. I ate first because I have something to do. When I finished eating, my father-in-law began to eat, put down his chopsticks and said to me affectionately, "I have suffered for you for so many years ..."

19. My daughter is two and a half years old. I taught her to brush her teeth, starting with gargling, but I couldn't teach her anything. My daughter always swallows the water in her mouth. She wants to teach her again. My daughter patted her belly and said to me, "Dad, brush, I don't brush, I'm full."

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X. actually,

80% people can lose weight quickly as long as they don't eat supper. But you can't, because you are the other one.

20%, whether you eat supper or not, you will get fat.

2 1. One month before the exam, my signature was "Everything depends on human effort"; The week before the exam was changed to "everything goes with fate"; After the exam, the signature is "Focus on participation".