Jokes about Gang Jing, sarcastic sentences about Gang Jing I have no money, no power, if I don’t treat you better, can you follow me? The following is a collection of stories about Gang Jing from Xiao

Jokes about Gang Jing, sarcastic sentences about Gang Jing I have no money, no power, if I don’t treat you better, can you follow me? The following is a collection of stories about Gang Jing from Xiaobaitong.com Jokes, sarcastic and ridiculing sentences, welcome to read and collect. 1. You look so creative and live so courageously! 2. My real life: Counting money until I wake up naturally, sleeping until my hands cramp... 3. As a typical failure, you are really too successful. 4. According to pig’s aesthetic standards, I can basically be considered a handsome guy. 5. Who can go 90 minutes without cum --- "China National Football Team" 6. Life is sometimes like being raped by a eunuch - resisting is painful, not resisting is still painful! 7. Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am just Too beautiful to be obvious. 8. In order to cooperate with the completion of China's family planning work this year, I have decided not to have contact with friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation. 9. I have no money, no power. If I don’t treat you better, can you follow me? 10. Buying a computer without broadband is like having all the food and wine but becoming a monk before eating. 11. Combining a series of Qing palace dramas such as "Palace" and "Step by Step Jingxin" together, it becomes a living movie "The Girls Yongzheng Chased in Those Years" 12. Failed Physics? Normal! You don't need to consider the air when you jump off a building Resistance? 13. Sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour, bitter---but you like the coquettish ones. 14. If there is a next life, I must be your heart because if I don’t beat, you will die. 15. Money has prevented many lovers from being together. Money allows so many people who don't want to love to sleep together. 16. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage, or ****! The second row of letters on the keyboard means: fall in love with the other person and then cry, and the converse is: open the chrysanthemum for offense and defense. like. 17. My sister has been wandering between a lady and a rough girl. 18. The weather is very good today. After staying in the room for a long time, I am going to go to the living room to relax. 19. No one will die since ancient times. He will die early and late. 20. From childhood to adulthood, the only thing that has not changed is the heart that does not like reading. 21. When I grow up, I want to cut my hair short. I am literate. 22. If you don’t want to answer my call, just say so. Don’t always ask others to say sorry to me for you. 23. Don’t be too nice to me, lest I commit myself to you. 24. I can’t find my tie again. Did you not find the rag yesterday? 25. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money. 26. He has a father and a mother, no car or house, a wide range of interests, and a kind heart. 27. When I was born, God asked me whether I wanted to have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten how I answered at that time. 28. I have to work hard, otherwise people will say that I am nothing but good-looking. 29. You should be low-key as a person. For example, I am so handsome and I don’t even say it out loud. 30. Those people who are very handsome but don’t know it are really pitiful, so please remind me often. 31. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my appearance. 32. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, so beautiful that it makes people laugh. 33. The lovely me back then is long gone, replaced by a more lovely me. 34. You can say I'm handsome as you like, I don't mind, but don't get involved with my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a bunch of innocent fools. 35. Why should handsome people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me. 36. I never make typos, but I always make mistakes. 37. No matter how old the human beings are, they are all young when it comes to money. 38. Most men will be like Tang Monk, who will have N opportunities to get married in the process of learning Buddhist scriptures. 39. I hope that the school will implement the OPPOR9 system, with five minutes in class and two hours in get out of class. 40. Pigs have pig thoughts, and humans have human thoughts. If a pig has human thoughts, it is not a pig, it is Bajie. 41. Turn around magnificently, but unexpectedly hit the wall in a low-key manner. 42. Never use beauty tricks on me in the future, otherwise I will fall into your trap. 43. There is no rehearsal in life. Every day is a live broadcast. Not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high. 44. Even if a man conquers the world, he will be conquered by a woman one day. 45. It is best not to use your own photo as your avatar, otherwise it will be unlucky to be offline. 46. ??I have a father and a mother, no car or house, a wide range of interests, and a kind heart. 47. When I was born, God asked me whether I wanted to have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten how I answered at that time. 48. I have to work hard, otherwise people will say that I am nothing but good-looking. 49. You should be low-key as a person. For example, I am so handsome and I don’t even say it out loud. 50. Those people who are very handsome but don’t know it are really pitiful, so please remind me often.