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Love Prose in the Kitchen

1. The pot said to the dish: Come into my arms, I will give you the warmest hug, so the dish jumped into the pot and became someone else's plate in the smoky fire. Chinese food. Little did she know that she was just looking for a warm embrace, but in the end she would lose her life's happiness.

2. Vinegar said to the fish: Why are you so carefree? Having me is not enough, I also need ginger, garlic and onion to match you. Fish said: If I want to be a delicious dish, it must have all five flavors. You can only be my embellishment, not my everything. You can either endure it or give up. You cannot change it. Jiu was silent for a long time, watching the fish being mixed with condiments one after another in the pot, and finally threw himself in resolutely. In the puff of smoke, the red and green condiments were still there, but the vinegar had lost its trace, but the fish was always full of the sour taste of vinegar. Jealousy will destroy both body and mind, just in exchange for the fish's eternal nostalgia.

3. The chopping board said to the knife: I silently endured thousands of injuries and blows from you, just in exchange for your tenderness, but you have always been as hard as iron; it turns out that in the beginning , I am just waiting hopelessly.

4. The knife and the pot were originally made of iron. The knife turned into a knife because of its love for the pot and followed the pot to the kitchen. But the knife discovered that the pot and the shovel had already become a pair. It turns out that the farthest distance in the world is not that we are far apart, but that although we are together, you cook with others, I chop vegetables alone, and each does his own thing.

5. The pot and the spatula are a noisy couple. They argue every day, but they cannot be separated. They know that they are the most important to each other, and only the closest people will bump into each other. bump. In life, without the pot, the spatula has no value. If there is no spatula, the pot will not cook.

6. The chopsticks said sadly to the bowl: "You serve the rice and I pick up the vegetables. We work together perfectly. I am the most suitable for you. But why did you leave me at night and come back?" Come to the side of the cupboard. I am beautiful, slim and considerate, but she is fat, dull and incomprehensible. Why did you choose her instead of me? Wan said: You complicate the material of love. Sometimes love only needs tolerance. And wait patiently. No matter what I do, she will wait for me without any complaints.

7. When I was poor, I only lived with vegetables and salt. Although it was simple, it was delicious; Later, when he became rich, Cai had more choices, including cooking wine, MSG, and bean paste. Dazzling Cai began to dislike Yan. He thought she was not glorious enough and too ordinary. Finally, Yan chose to leave. It can still be delicious, but he found that without salt, he couldn't even cook the most ordinary dishes.