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Talk about a mistress who doesn't swear.

The following is what I sorted out. There is no swearing to scold mistress. Welcome to read!

1, false is false, mistress can only be mistress, and righting is also false.

2, mistress, are not as good as miss, miss is for money, what are you for?

3, mistress, don't show off in front of my sister, no matter how you show off in an ostentatious manner, my sister used to be like this.

I hate mistresses, gossips and gossips.

It was time that changed us, and mistress changed our love.

6. It is said that the mistress is a dusty woman, and no one says that she is one of us.

7. In the circle of friends, Xiaosan doesn't swear or swear.

8. Xiaosan's two favorite flowers: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible.

9, mistress, are not as good as miss, miss is for money, what are you for? * * Words do not lose their temperament.

10, I am completely desperate for this world! Even a mistress like you can live in this world!

1 1, San Xiao is cheap, but she has her cheap art.

12, the third is pleasing, and the fourth is beautiful. The government always recognizes the original match.

13, without mistress, who will identify your bullshit love?

14, San Xiao is actually not that disgusting, she just took away the person who made you sick.

15, can you twist it three times at a time? Watch your waist. If you sprain it, it will be difficult to seduce other married people.

16, for love, you choose to be a mistress, and for money, you become a chicken.

17, since being a mistress must be shameless, ugliness will get used to it.

18, afraid of father, mother, beggar, wolf, dog and mistress.

19, there are no inseparable couples, only mistresses who don't work hard.

20, friends circle, San Xiao, no swearing, no swearing, San Xiao's sentence.

2 1, wouldn't it be better to be a mistress You think rubbing it will look good?

22. Xiao San is with me today, showing off in front of me. I said what you have now is what I don't want.

23. It is said that mistress is a bitch. In fact, cheating men are not a good thing.

24. As far as you are concerned, you still learn from others to be mistresses, and you also say that 3,000 yuan will cover you. Why don't you tell others that it's 3,000 yuan for three years and only 3 cents a day?

25, our hand in hand finally lost to time, lost to the third time.

26. A hateful guy like Xiao San can only play a piece of shit in TV series.

27, you shameless woman, you always have to pay back when you come out to mix. Why not be a mistress? I curse you for being unhappy all your life.

28. Analyze how San Xiao handles its relations with San Xiao in order to achieve the goal of successfully separating San Xiao.

29. I am a three-no-control: I can't control not surfing the Internet, I can't control not fighting, I can't control not * *.

30. Love has always been here, leaving mistresses everywhere.

The existence of 3 1 and San Xiao tells us that inserting flowers into cow dung does not delay attracting flies.

32. Little Three, are you worthy of true love? Today you will be this man's mistress, and tomorrow you will sleep with someone else.