Humorous jokes caused by typos

Do you know why the holiday is so short? Because there is no morning in the holiday. Do you know why it takes so long to start school? Because it has morning as well as morning! !

Humorous jokes caused by typos on Taobao 1 Happy Typing;

-Do you have an aunt? (large size)

-Honey, the oldest customer service is 27 years old.

-Can you live long enough to pay? (Cash on delivery)

-Honey, I'll try.

-Do you have a corpse shop? (physical store)

-Honey, Taobao won't let you sell that?

-When did you lose your temper? (delivery)

-When giving bad reviews!

-I bought five at a time. Can we meet? (discount)

-Honey, a meal should still be ok.

-What if the girl is not suitable? (code)

-Well, honey, the little one only sells socks, not feelings.

-Honey, bless me ~ (guaranteed)

Ah! I am not a bodhisattva.

-Can you send a prodigy? (Shentong-Express Company)

-Honey, we're doing serious business. We don't sell children.

-I have a question to kiss you ~ (Q)

-Ah, that's not good!

Humorous jokes caused by typo 2 resume? Multiple calendar

There is a colleague in the unit, a college student of workers, peasants and soldiers, with a low education level.

Ever call the city bureau for newspaper materials? Hello, is this the stationmaster of XX? My calendar has been sent. Did you get it? People don't understand: what, what calendar? He was anxious: that's the personal calendar you asked me to send. We laughed very hard beside it. Haha,? Resume? Say? Calendar? Is it really a big girl in a sedan chair? This is the first time I have heard of it. From now on? Calendar? It became synonymous with him.

This guy often makes jokes like this and that. Is there anything in the wine? LU ZHOU LAO JIAO CO.,LTD Limited? Yes, he always says yes? Luzhou old kiln? . People asked him what kind of wine he drank today, and he said, Same old, Luzhou old kiln? Old kiln shouted too much, so we called him? Old kiln? Get up. Of course, he also smiled: Why are you making fun of me? Am I not better than a secretary? Regardless of grandstanding, I will!

Visit the history museum.

On new year's day, our family visited the history museum together? Ice toilet? Terracotta warriors and horses

Get up in the morning and tidy up? Where are the remains? After washing and grooming, we gathered at school and took a bus to Kenting for a graduation trip.

My left eyelid kept jumping last night. I thought it was? Bra? (Bad omen), sure enough, my wallet was picked today.

The newspaper said that oysters were polluted by heavy metals, but? Cure? Cancer?

Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers. Chicken nuggets or something? (a copy)?

When I went shopping on Sunday, I accidentally gave it in a hurry. Anal? It's bad luck to be caught (in a steel door).

After visiting the flower market, did you pay? Swordsman? (gladiolus), ready to take home for the New Year.

My history teacher has long hair and shawl. He is short and has a bad temper. Chest? (fierce)?

I consider myself a scholar? Worried? Good student?

Humorous jokes caused by typos 3 1. On New Year's Day, my family went to the History Museum to visit the "Ice Toilet"? Teacher's comment: Is this toilet practical?

2. The teacher has a pair of eyes on his tall nose? Teacher's comment: Come to the office after class and give the teacher another observation.

It's snowing, and our family is on their way to my house? Teacher's comment: This game is out of date.

4. Yesterday, my neighbor's sister gave me a book, which was the teacher's comment on Mr. Lu Xun's "Morning Flowers Dead": If you can't lift it, put it down. Aren't you afraid of making Mr. Lu Xun angry?

I consider myself a good student who cares about both academic performance and academic performance? (Excellent) Teacher's comment: Does the teacher have some for you, too? Worried? .

6. After visiting the flower market, I bought a bargain and prepared to take it home for the New Year. Teacher's comment: Correct pronunciation, (gladiolus) will cry?

7. The newspaper said that oysters contaminated with heavy metals can cure cancer? (Right) Teacher's comment: A word difference makes people turn over! Should I raise oysters quickly? Will you get rich? (carcinogenic)

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