A friend is getting married and would like some humorous wedding greetings. Can you share them?

You must invite some relevant relatives and friends to your wedding ceremony. Different people have different plans and expectations for their weddings, so today the editor of China Wedding Expo will bring you some humorous wedding blessings for weddings.

1. Brother, you are finally married. The bride matches you very well. She has a plump figure and fair and rosy skin, so everyone says that you are a perfect match. When the time comes, two cute little pigs will be born, and cute pig babies will be born. Don’t forget to treat me to a wedding drink. I wish you love and sweetness.

2. Congratulations, brother, for finally taking off your clothes gloriously in this beautiful autumn. I wish you and your lover happiness, sweetness, and everlasting love.

3. After brewing for a long time, I conceived a lot, pondered a lot, and considered a couple, but in the end I found that it was still the simplest sentence of "happy newlyweds".

4. Once I bow to heaven and earth, I will suffer from my wife’s anger from now on. If I bow to the high hall twice, I will sleep on the floor and my wife will sleep on the bed. The couple bowed to each other, working hard and busy for her. Haha, I won’t scare you anymore, my brother is envious of you, you have already embraced the beauty. Happy wedding to my dear brother!

5. Dear friend, I heard that you are getting married. It will be really hard for you these days. You have to marry a wife and receive red envelopes. When you are really having a hard time, brother, I am always at your service! Haha, I won’t joke with you anymore. I just obey my dear friend and wish you happiness, love and sweetness as a couple.

6. Cup and water. Water and cup. Only with a cup of water can you show your value. Only with a cup of water can you have a shelter. Today, flowers are blessing you, firecrackers are praying for you, everyone is congratulating you, and I am celebrating you. , I wish you to grow old together and have a happy life!

7. Hey! Brother. Getting married so soon. I have something to do and can't come. However, I still want to sincerely wish you a happy wedding! Don’t talk too much, but be careful about your health!

8. May the fire of your sincere love for each other be like the rising sun and become stronger as time goes by. So that even the waters cannot be quenched, and the floods cannot be drowned.

9. Hi, I didn’t expect you to get married so soon. I just left your brothers behind. I hope you can live a long life in the future!

10. Brother! In the blink of an eye, he went from being a little kid to getting married. I hope that as a man, you can take on your own responsibilities. May you have a happy marriage in your future life and may you have a son soon.