Talk about humorous mood

1. I skipped too many classes. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

I just patted my wallet, but it's nothing. I just hope it will swell up.

You are so shameless and heartless, so your weight should be light, right?

Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy.

Planting grass doesn't make people lie down. It's better to plant cactus.

6. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

7. I am an angel, because of my weight, I can't go back to heaven.

8. Others hold hands and I hold my dog. Take a walk, swim and see who bites badly!

10. A bitch is a bitch, and the economic crisis can't be expensive!

1 1. Why is there no arranged marriage in the evil new society?

12. I am working so hard now for my son to slap others in the face at school in the future. If the other party wants 1 10,000, I can say that my son will call another one if I pay 20,000.

13. I feel that going to school to copy homework every morning will enrich my life.

14. If you can't be a bad guy, be a good guy who tickles the bad guy's teeth.

15. I don't feel well today. I only have four words to say. Including this sentence and the first two sentences. I quit.

16. Cutting short hair is not necessarily a queen, but it may also be a female nerve.

17. Being single is very painful. Being single for a long time is more painful. I saw a sow the other day. I think its eyes are very good. ...

18. Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about love hurts money the most.

19. I know you are worth tens of millions, with countless luxury cars, private luxury restaurants and modern farms. Since you lost your QQ number, you have nothing, nothing.

20. When I find a boyfriend, I will slap him for the first time. I have to ask, where have you been hiding all these years?

2 1. If you are in a daze, you will be deep. If you are not doing well, you will fall asleep.

22. Love is a road, friends are pigs, people have only one road, but there are many pigs on the road.

23. I haven't eaten breakfast since the summer vacation.

24. Don't be afraid of temptation. If you resist, you are a good man. Resisting failure means that you used to be a good person.

25. Don't ask me for anything, let alone anything.

Humor, talking about mood phrases

1, I don't like to explain myself with the time to prove myself. I prefer to prove myself with the time to explain myself. 2. First friends, then sisters, and finally babies.

I have enough confidence to meet anyone's harm to me.

From the Big Bang to the collapse of the universe, you can't find anything thicker than you.

5. Smart people always have a successful password. The man who can translate the password is a successful wise man.

6. Love yourself is more reliable than the person who loves you.

7. Success never likes to meet lazy people, but wakes them up.

8. I don't need to explain my private life to you, and I don't need your advice on my dress!

9. You are lucky to be different from others. Don't change your characteristics.

10, you just need to remember that my name is Ye.

1 1, your poison tongue is not humorous, it is ill-bred.

12, once expected, now no longer expected, memories become a luxury or even endless.

13. When I was a child, I always thought that He Jiong was He Ling. I believe I'm not the only one.

14. When the emperor died, he died. When a civilian dies, he dies. The heartbreaker is dead. He's dead. His name is Oye.

15, people like you have nothing to talk about with you except love.

16, let me die for a while and come back to life in spring.

17, I was poor all my life without going to college, but now I am poor immediately after going to college.

18, what is unity? It means that one person's mobile phone rings and the whole class's reading sounds skyrocket.

19, formatted with mixed sadness and joy, fidgety.

20, waving the flag of the object, holding a free B.

2 1, serious. I can't hide your man's heart.

22, happy days: eat and sleep.

23. True feelings are not afraid of being out of touch, and true friends are not afraid of being suspected.

24, a woman's heart can not see through, because the breast meat is too thick.

25, boss, a bowl of tears.

26. If you have money, you will lose your home; if you have no money, you will worship God.

27. If I fall in love, will you always be so kind to me?

28. Only a liar is sincere in the world, because he really cheated you.

29. They all say they love you and want to sleep with you. I am different. I can live in the living room, kitchen, sofa and floor.

30. I really can't let go because I still love you, but because I'm unwilling.

3 1, my figure is actually good, fat but not greasy.

32. Summer is the season for boys to show their legs.

Children who smoke, drink, fight and swear are not necessarily bad children, just because we are all lonely.

I never bully the weak. I really didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him.

35. Keep what you have, and don't make others feel uncomfortable.

The word love is too pale to describe my feelings. I love you, I like you, I don't want you!

37. The temper is getting better and better, and people are getting better and better.

38. Don't think that only you have the hang-up button, so do I. ..

If you can't see my gorgeous sky, why should I explain my difference?

40. Now I can think of happiness: wearing a human mask and living like a pig.

4 1, don't take me as a handle, just hook up with someone else.

42, don't say anything before the exam, four words: insist!

43. The most romantic thing I can think of is to finish all the postures with you.

44. Sometimes you think the sky is going to fall, but in fact you are standing by yourself.

45. Don't be crazy about your brother, he is just a hanged man!

46. Some shortcomings don't matter, so they are true.

47. If you talk, you can't count. Can the person who loved you not let me remember?

48. I know you still love me, although we have accepted the reason for separation.

49. If you give me herpes, I will live and die together.

50. The man likes to touch his hands when he is drunk, and the woman makes people move when she is drunk.

5 1, give my future mother-in-law a bad review, the delivery is too slow.

52. Actually, I am very sad that Kobe retired today, because I didn't know anyone in the NBA after he retired.

53. How to play, what role, what goods.

54. After all, you have to be personally injured before you can learn to be smart.

55. I said, this strong man, after you sprinkled salt on my wound, don't try salty again.

56. I will try to save money! Try to buy an ATM.

57. The most useless thing in the world is a paycheck. This makes me very angry. I wipe my ass too carefully.

58. I can't sleep at night. I just want to have fun and have sex. No one is here. A wild dog is working.

59. I want to be a scientist in the future and study the production of regret medicine.

60. How much a man loves is a sign of crushing her.

6 1, don't always use salted fish to describe yourself, be careful to stick to the pot.

62. Achievement can widen our distance, but it can't change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

63. Happiness is that someone loves me when I want to be loved.

Dear female colleagues, please don't be angry with me. My wife has a caller ID.

65. I wanted to be as thin as lightning in summer vacation, but it turned into a fucking dark cloud.

66. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but there is no lover suffering from heatstroke in summer.

67. It's really brave to accept this assignment and hand it over to the teacher.

68. Talking is like farting, it's just a breath.

69. When it gets dark, the whole sun is under our feet. What are we afraid of?

70. Don't think that you have touched the whole of Russia, you forget that Russia still has a brave heart!

7 1, you, from a stranger to a person I will never forget.

72, I left Qinglong, right White Tiger, Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder!

73. I give you a chance to enter my world seriously.

74. You say you love me every day, and you love me and fuck other women. I really blame myself for being blind.

75. My friend asked me what it means to take only one spoonful of weak water. I said the world is big, and I only want her.

76. After living for more than 20 years, I have done nothing for my country and people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.

77. Your holiday days are insufficient, please recharge them in time.

If time is a good medicine, its side effect must be boredom.

79. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.

Let me tell you that you are deeply poisoned by my feelings, and the only way is to marry me.

8 1. In this impetuous age, silence is the supreme wisdom to protect oneself and the best language to publicize one's personality.

82, life is not long, just live, not much money, just spend enough.

We must firmly believe that everything will turn out to be a good thing in the end. If not, it means it's not over.

84. When I was a child, I didn't know how many times I was beaten by my father because of this problem.

85. Do what you can and don't talk nonsense.

86. Life is a chess game, and I am willing to be a chess piece. Although I am slow, who has ever seen me take a step back?

87. How can we transcend meanness? It's really getting worse.

88. Men are not colored or true colors; Women are not coquettish and have no tricks.

Your mother must have been anxious, absent-minded and so hasty when she gave birth to you.

90. Space circle of friends, photos of couples, photos of various couples! I'm the only one at home basking in the sun.

9 1, if you treat me like a game, I will kill you.

92. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

93. Although a course is easy to fail, it is not easy to learn. Do it and cherish it.

Dreams, like freedom, have a price, but they are all worth it.

95. Choose good people, read good books, listen to good words and do good deeds.

96. The class teacher made a slip of the tongue, saying that those who had attended my class were the guests who had attended my class.

97. My world was originally gray, but after you broke into my world, Nima! It's all dark.

98. Try two pillows when you can't sleep alone.

99. Actually, I will lose weight. I just gained weight for a while and had a good time.

100, I always want to play computer at school, but I can only stare blankly at the computer during holidays.

10 1 My dearest, how are you? I hope you can live well without me.

102, oh, my god, something is on my mind. Actually, I understand you.

103, I don't need you, and you don't need me. It was really a misunderstanding.

104, the world is big, not you.

105, I am your kite, the thread is in your hand, and only wind energy accompanies me.

106, one white covers three ugliness! One height covers five ugliness! One thin cover seven ugly! A rich man covers all the ugliness! A fat man ruined everything!

107, I always thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips that day.

108, chic life is chic and not dirty.

109, go your own way and let the cats and dogs talk.

1 10, if you can't let go of the wrong person, you will never meet the right person.

1 1 1. Since you don't like me, don't tease me.

Without you, I live better than anyone else.

1 13, if you don't help me when I'm in trouble, I'll just watch if you're in trouble. I don't lack icing on the cake, and thank you for your timely help!

1 14, hey, have fun, think about it, clap your hands.

1 15, I don't like the person you like, and I hate the person you don't hate.

I am lucky to meet you at the best time, but I have no time.

1 17. In the morning, I took a taxi and chased a bus to the terminal.

1 18, maybe you are the same, just need someone to comfort you.

1 19, I laugh, but it doesn't mean I'm all right. Forget it, I won't surrender to this bastard world.

120, a flower that blooms early may be a beautiful mistake, beautiful but not cute.

Talk about funny humor.

Funny and humorous mood talk about selected articles 1. How lovely the world would be if grades could rise as fast as house prices.

2. Really pretend to force, dare to face a face without thickness.

I obviously feel natural when I take pictures, but I look like facial paralysis when I take pictures.

I want to give Santa a Christmas wife this year, because I can receive two presents next year!

My mother said that if anyone bothered me while I was playing games, I would give him a bottle of Fuyanjie.

6. Don't worry, teacher. I love Taoists.

7. When you imagine EXO taking a shit, no matter how handsome people are, they are not handsome.

8. After this village, there is this shop; Because there are branches here.

9. Don't think that rabbits need you just because you are a carrot. Maybe rabbits will drink carotene now.

10. I'm not Oreo. What are you doing?

1 1. There were Ximen Qing in ancient times and Edison Chen today; The stream sees the stream and takes out its own camera.

12. I finally understand why I hate EXO. There is too much brain powder ~

13. I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

14. Come on, you live like a jack-o'-lantern, and you want to illuminate others?

15. Mom said: Without me, you are not even qualified to die.

Funny and humorous, tell an interesting article 1. I wish I could suddenly call and let me go back and inherit hundreds of millions of dollars.

2. "What is the worst racial discrimination you have ever seen?" "56 ethnic groups, 55 points."

I am so excellent that I don't know who will be cheaper in the end.

My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone really valued me.

As long as I put on my school uniform, I dare to sit on any dirty ground.

6. For those who like to talk and write "Good night to the world" before going to bed, I want to ask "Is jet lag really okay?" .

7. Call me garbage, but only if you are better than me, otherwise you are even worse than garbage.

8. Homework Jun, when I grow up, I must find a husband like you to accompany me every day. I hit you and scolded you, but you never left me.

9. Why do handsome people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

10. "What does it feel like to be short?" "I obviously want to stare at people, and suddenly I become cute."

1 1. Someone said I was ugly, but I smiled. You've never met my friend.

12. I suddenly miss my date, and I don't know if he has eaten, how old he is, and what his name is.

13. I want to study hard and not let others think that I live by being handsome!

14. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you know, there are still many days without money.

15. I feel that I didn't fight well after quarreling, and I want to quarrel again.

I tell you, if you don't cherish me now, you won't try to coax me back with a truck full of snacks.

If you can't find someone, don't always complain, but think more about your own reasons. Maybe it's because you are too kind to everyone.

3. "Do you know why we have a geography class?" "Because there is no justice."

I can never surpass my weight in math, and I don't know whether I am too heavy or too incompetent in math.

5. Others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.

6. I think there must be many people who secretly love me, because no one has confessed to me for so many years.

7. "Please describe your girlfriend in two words." "Where is it?"

8. I'm not bragging. With my education and diploma, I will definitely sweep the streets and alleys of this city in the future.

9. "What is more difficult than the eight-year war of resistance and the nine-year compulsory education?"

10. Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake.

1 1. The school has just signed in for five days in a row, and I will send you a homework spree.

12. "If you were hit by a car and flew 10 meters away, what would you say when you got up?" "the next car"

13. After all, women are still emotional and have no immunity to all kinds of small animals, such as Bugatti Veyron, Hummer, Jaguar, Land Rover, BMW and, of course, Tmall.

14. It's the embarrassing season again. In the street, a man in a shirt and a man in a cotton-padded jacket passed by and looked at each other, then both of them said SB in their hearts.

15. It is said that it is not safe to walk and play with mobile phones, which scared me to start running and playing.

16. Korean girls came in through the front door, while China girls came in through the back door to express their dissatisfaction.

17. The lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.

18. When girls receive bragging from uninterested boys, they should turn the tide in time!

19. You can call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools.

20. "Is my face oily?" "reflective, can't see clearly"

Humorous sentences talk about mood

1, you never explain it when you say it. You have to translate and find a mother. That's right.

I didn't understand what this meant until I met you. The poor must have compassion.

Be careful when brushing your teeth in the future, and don't swallow mouthwash.

People who say good night to sleep often show off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

5, I want to be an emperor, afraid of verbosity; Want to be an official, afraid of many things; Want to eat, afraid to brush the pot; Afraid of getting into trouble, I really want to beat you up.

6. One heart can only hold one person. If you hold two people, you are not alone.

7. Be caught in bed. I'm glad I finally caught it, but I'm sad that I really caught it.

8. The school is a prison, and I am a prisoner. I have been locked up there for more than ten years.

9. It's simply scary and creepy.

10, once you are away from the mountains, there are no birds, and thousands of people are destroyed.

1 1. A confident woman is not necessarily beautiful, such as Xifeng.

12, for men's Audi, for women's Dior and for children's Oreo, come on.

13, men have four major helplessness: it's boring to accompany their wives, it's too expensive to find a lady, it's too tiring to have a lover, and it's most affordable not to get married.

14, it doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

15, there are two states in life, one is to die quickly, the other is to live wonderfully.

16, friends, you should eat and drink. Summer vacation is for growing meat.

17, every time I come, I am as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade. You are here to earn money to support your family.

18, God, God, is the pimple on my face still saved? ...

19, men are afraid of four things: they are afraid that their young lady will get sick, that their lover will get pregnant, that people will write letters, and that their wives will commit suicide.

20. My mother was merciful and said that she would help me with the yellow diamond in the future. Oh, my God, I had another dream.

2 1, don't worship my sister blindly, you don't know my world and heart at all!

22. Men are four idiots: coming home from work, earning money, eating lobster and leaving a phone number for women.

23, the wife is a harbor, the lover is an inn, and the young lady is a gas station on the Long March Road!

What wise people often say is: I don't know. Obviously, I am that person.

25. The saddest thing in the world is being bitten by a mosquito, but you can't get it back!

26. I drove my mother on a motorcycle and slammed the door and shouted safety first. My mother beat me up.

Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone.

28. Mr. Mosquito, do you like me so much? They all trust me.

29. Be your enemy's wife in your next life and spend all his money to get back at him.

30. This is an era of changeable feelings. If you want someone to remember you forever, the best way is to borrow money from him.

3 1, don't call me an otaku, please call me a gentleman.

I heard that a toad jumped out of Taihu Lake today and was run over by a car. I've been worried. I'll text you right away. If you are still alive, please reply to me!

Let's be elegant for a while and go to the theatre.

34. When I find a boyfriend, I will slap him for the first time. I have to ask, where have you been hiding all these years?

35. If it is a transparent person, is it a senior bank or a senior bathhouse?

I want to find a tree to hang myself, but I can't even find a grass. ...

37, how many people because of lovelorn, mobile phones have since become Mp3?

38. The gourd dolls in our mountains will never beat the Altman in your city.

39. I'm Altman, and my skills are more changeable than those of Transformers.

40. Don't say you still love me and miss me. I said, "Hey, are you telling a cold joke? I am very cold. "

4 1, life grinds us round, in order to let us roll further!

42. I miss our war-torn youth.

43. It is better to change the parent-teacher meeting into a complaint meeting.

44. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I put you in my eyes?

45. I want to fall in love early. But it's too late.

46. There is no heart, no money, no money, no love, no fate, no points, and some are divorcing.

47. Love what I don't love, kick what I don't love to death.

48. People's sorrow is not that they are inferior to dogs, but that they think they are much better than dogs.

49, whether it is lace underwear or work report, simplicity is the best.

50. Who said that crows in the world are generally black? In fact, there are more crows than one!