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I am your boiled water and you are my hot coffee.
Time is an eternal lover and will drive away those who don't love me deeply.
People are contradictory, eager to be understood and afraid to be seen through.
Touching is only a moment of beauty, and lost love is irreparable.
I'll add you, you ask me, who am I, I really want to return to you; The person who once loved you the most.
Once met, the total pressure never met.
Isn't this what you dreamed of when you were a child and grew up? Why are you so sad?
You always smile at me, which is your disguise and your strength.
People around me have changed and changed. Your eyes are black and black.
How can I be happy without your warmth?
If your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, please save your mother first Let me soak in this weather for a while.
After you left, many things at home were very sad. Every night, I have to comfort them to sleep.
Time is an eternal lover and will drive away those who don't love me deeply.
Tell a joke until you laugh to the top of your lungs, and then take advantage of the excitement and stir up feelings.
That initial beauty has long been put in the corner by you.
Compared with this world, we are sad, just groaning in a posturing way.
Because I know there is always a smiling Gu Xiaobei waiting for me at the end of the road, which makes me brave.
Love is like two pimps, you won't give up after a spoonful.
Sweet Love Signature: Seeing things and thinking about the old, I frowned and asked you if you knew my love for ocean deep.
No matter how difficult things become, a person who really loves you will never leave you.
Only those who really know loneliness know what love is.
I usually laugh wildly with people, but I just don't want to be alone.
I'm very upset. I don't know what to do.
Have you ever felt the loss of your lover?
All night, when my dreams were full, I became a sobbing nostalgic person again.
You never know what it's like to be unreasonable. I tried my best to apologize for being afraid of you leaving.
The fragrance of clothes covered the temples with a few sighs, and looked coldly at several parting scenes of neon.
You don't know, my mood has been affected by you.
You smile like a breeze and look comfortable, but your smile belongs to many people.
Sad music melody, will you turn back?
I finally understand: cigarettes are more intimate than women, and it is not sad to hurt the lungs.
Don't let me know that you are not doing well, don't let me down, and live a good life.
Since I left you, I have become fond of staying up late and used to insomnia. I am not afraid of loneliness, but I am not used to losing you.
The wind is silent, and loneliness seems to be pulling wildly. How can you say that you don't want to give up, but you turn around and leave?
Don't be sad, the world is like this, no matter where you go, there are always unpleasant things.
Is it true that even the best love will have a sad day?
Don't think too much, some "good night" is just to make you shut up early.
I am your boiled water and you are my hot coffee.
Obviously, you broke in, and finally I couldn't bear to let you go.
I have a good friend. His name is nobody.
If you leave, I will pull your skirt. If you don't hold my hand, I'll let you go.
Helping others with your own strength is the best way to cure yourself.
Don't ask me if I can cure my heart disease before my heart completely dies.
You are my mercurochrome, and he is just a cup of black coffee.
1, time has stolen many people around you, and it is the most true to save it until the end.
2. Choosing a lover doesn't need too many criteria, as long as these three points: don't lie to you, don't hurt you, and accompany you.
3. What you can say is not necessarily too concerned; What can be written can actually be put down; What exists in your heart is something you can't stop.
If a person is not free, it is because he doesn't want to be free. If a person can't leave, it's because he doesn't want to leave. If a person is a person, he has too many excuses for you because he doesn't want to care.
The most painful thing is that if something disappears, it will disappear forever and never come back. But you still have to keep a thin, sharp needle in your heart and you can't pull it out. If it wants to hurt you, you have to hurt it.
6, sometimes, just want to cry, because my heart is wronged. Sometimes, I just want to be crazy, because I am depressed. Sometimes, I just want to swear, because I feel bad. Sometimes, I just want to be quiet, because I am really tired.
7. I used to think that persistence would make us stronger, but when I grow up, I find that letting go is what makes us stronger.
8. Missing is as exhausting as love. I have no choice but to separate two places. At first, I missed you so much that I couldn't wait to run to your side at once and never be separated from you again. Later, I didn't miss you so much, not because I didn't love you, but because I missed you so much in no way back. No matter how much I miss you, I still can't see or touch you. I just tortured myself with my own thoughts. So I know I must learn to live my own life. Amy Cheung
9. If you have to wait until one day you get hurt and figure it out before you think about my benefits and want to be nice to me, I am not rare. I only give it once. If you lose it, it's gone.
10, if someone is willing to be nice to you, don't bother. There is no perfect person in the world, and it is very rare for a person to be kind to you. If someone follows you from the poorest time, don't be greedy. No matter how developed you are, keep an eye on them. No matter how many people we have experienced, there is only one who can stay with you in the end. You don't know the only one until you are old. No tossing, no greed, just a lifetime.
1 1, forgetting someone is not to stop thinking about it; But once in a while, there are no more waves in my heart.
12, never give up! When you give up for the first time, your life will get used to going backwards, but if you overcome the past, your life will get used to going against the wind and breaking the waves. A seemingly simple choice, but a huge impact, is a completely different life.
13, when I hold you, you are a cup; As soon as you let go, you're fucking glass slag. -for those who don't cherish it.
14. What's it like to meet the right person? It just feels like that person won't leave. Don't need any scheming and means. You don't need to think about how to keep his heart and stomach. He just won't go. The best relationship is that you can be yourself completely, and you still have a crush on the real you.
15, many things are only known after experience. The same thing, different people, will be another world.
16, if I love you and you happen to love me. When your hair is messy, I will fix it for you with a smile, and then my hand will stay on your head for a few more seconds. However, if I love you and you don't love me. Your hair is messed up. I will only gently tell you that your hair is messed up.
17, love the wrong person, every day is April Fool's Day. Love the right person, every day is Valentine's Day.
18, no matter how difficult the road ahead is, as long as you walk in the right direction, no matter how bumpy it is, you are closer to happiness than standing in the same place.
19, you are my mercurochrome, he is just a cup of black coffee. You will ask me if I am tired, but he keeps me awake. -Lin's Girlfriend and Boyfriend
20, if there is no child ear, the total negative.
You are my most beautiful scenery, and I am your long-awaited homecoming.
1, you, I will have a touch of love, because I can't forget the love and affection you left me in our campus. You are the brightest star in the sky, and I can only enjoy it silently. Only at night, watching you quietly, our distance is so far away.
We pursue eternity, but even the matter that constitutes us is not eternal. Perhaps it is a kind of helplessness. Only through reincarnation can we live endlessly. Don't expect too much. Gains and losses are just a temporary bluff. Everything in the world belongs to no one, but to everything in the world, including you and me.
3. What feelings fear most is doubt. Feelings are most worried about losing trust in each other, so you start to alienate each other until there is a potential crisis in your relationship, and you still don't understand-it's not that she is too realistic, but that the love you give her is unrealistic.
In fact, many troubles in life can be traced back to not learning to let go in life. Sometimes, even if you understand the source of trouble, you can't or won't let it go, so your body and mind must bear a heavy burden. For these burdens, you have to make extraordinary efforts and energy, so the steps that could have been easily moved forward began to stumble, and living under heavy pressure became more and more hard and tired.
5. Happiness is knowing how to give up. Giving up is also wisdom. If you know how to give up, you can find another kind of relieved happiness. Life is like this sometimes, and you can't carry all the roads you want to take all your life. So if you want to achieve your goal, you must give up. Get rid of distractions and desires that have nothing to do with your heart, and only focus on what you want to achieve, so that you can succeed easily.
Love comes from a feeling, which is a bit like a mirage. Beauty is beauty, but it is too illusory. Yes, it is easy to say love, and it is not difficult to write a love letter. Verbal commitment to love is just an empty check. Maybe what you are good at is actually the skill of love. What you think of maturity is nothing more than writing love into words, setting it to music, and then singing loudly.
7. A simple life can lead to happiness. People should be self-sufficient, always happy, tolerant and generous, and nothing can be complicated. If the ideological burden is heavy, they will blame God and worry about others. Delete your memory regularly and discard unpleasant people and things from your memory.
8. The distance between heart and heart can be very close or very far. When you are confused, you might as well calm down and listen to your needs for love. Careful can make love last. Intimacy can make love sweet. Heart can make love last forever. Heart to heart can make love warm and bright. Sincerity can enrich the joy of love. Compassion can increase the thickness of love. Love is the most important thing.
9. Even if you can't cultivate goodness diligently, don't cling to evil; Even if the hero doesn't kill the enemy, will he kill his own people? Endure temporary pain for long-term happiness; Use acupuncture to eliminate the root cause, and use the methods commonly used by famous doctors. When others suffer from wealth and happiness, they will be jealous, just like destroying their own property, but they are actually jealous of themselves.
10, the value and experience of a thing, people need to go through decades of twists and turns, with the twists and turns of the mind as the texture, in order to set it off. Beautiful and precious things are generally fragile and reserved. They don't want to be easily understood, but they would rather be destroyed.
1 1, love or not, has nothing to do with constellation blood type, gender differences, family suitability and long-distance love. Love is only about love. Think about it when you find someone to marry, and the great god of love laughs. It has no time to analyze who is in harmony with whose family background, personality, education, appearance and height. It just closes its eyes and waves. It's a perfect match.
12, the easiest thing to forget is often the easiest thing to remember. Memory always betrays our will openly. We can't remember what we should remember, but we can't forget what we shouldn't. The root of a lot of pain lies in remembering things that should not be remembered too firmly. Learn to forget, and you will have a key to happiness.
13, those people and things have become the precipitation of my mind and firmly occupied my space. No matter when I am happy, or when I am in pain, I will go silently with the music night after night, giving me beautiful memories, sour regrets and endless thoughts. With them, my night will not be boring.
14, life is full of ups and downs; Love is fun when there is trouble and harmony; What feels sad and happy is called experience; It is natural to have cloudy and sunny days; Sometimes it's precious to keep in touch.
15, the face of a lifetime, the scenery that passed by, we passed by in the red dust, in the end, who is whose scenery? I only know that when distance is no longer distance, we will meet, form water, condense into ice, or turn into dust. I hope you are my most beautiful scenery, and I am your long-awaited homecoming.
16, it is said that girls should not be too strong, or no one will get hurt. But who knows that I am not self-reliant and strong, and who will give me warmth when I need shoulders? Many times, I don't really want to be strong, I am forced to be strong. Who doesn't know that no matter how strong a girl is, there is always a bruise in her heart? No pain doesn't mean you haven't been hurt. If you understand, please don't just see her smile, you should see the tears in her heart.
17, do you believe that there can be real friendship between men and women? The kind of friendship that is calm, steady, completely trusting and interdependent? I believe. Because it is only possible to believe. In fact, I have always believed that I don't need to think about anything at all, because I have never forgotten it. Life is like a ball, but the person who teaches you the first dance step may not accompany you to the end. ...
18, everything is looking for. We came to the new year quietly, holding our legs, sitting quietly in the corner of the sofa, thinking about the happy life of this year, thinking that happiness and happiness are embedded in the gap in the air we breathe. Although it is small, only we can feel it, so small that we have to carefully preserve it, so small that no one can steal it. Happiness is so beautiful that we all laugh in our hearts.
19, a little cruel. Take everything that needs to be taken away! In the end, there is only this or that in the world. Finally getting better, I heard that love is a lifetime! So, dear you, if you are dying, please hold my hand tightly. Look at the meteor and make a wish! Go straight to the end of the barren world together.
20. Time will not start with us, nor will it end with us. On the contrary, we start our life with time and end our life with time. We pay attention to time all the time, but we also ignore it all the time. What many people don't understand is that time is not ours, but time is time.
You are you and I am my sentence.
You betrayed me. Don't blame me for not giving you a chance. I ignored you for the last time. From now on, you are you and I am me. If I don't care about you, you will be nothing.
You are you and I am my sentence.
First, I hate people who tell me what to do. Don't talk nonsense unless you stand in the position of others. You are you, I am me, and you care what I am.
Second, I didn't do anything wrong to you. It's impossible for us. I like others. It's none of your business. It doesn't matter to me that you keep chasing her. You are you and me from now on, so I will stay out of it. I want to appear in front of you beautifully. What are you? It is worth thinking about and worrying about. If you can't see the future and feel the present, then
Third, you have a good attitude. I can't do it. If I lose, my mind will collapse. You are you and me, and you are kind to me.
Fourth, I have already felt the feeling of a bolt from the blue. If you don't cherish my departure, it will be over, but you won't know how much you have lost someone who likes you. From now on, you are you, I am me, and we will go back to A, B, C and D, which is good _
Fifth, in the end, I still didn't leave the best impression on the other party. Everything about you is thorough. I will know what I looked like when I met you and what I looked like when I was with you. I will forget that from now on, you are you and I am me. Maybe you forgot to meet me. From now on, I will treat you as a dream, and I will go to your life and don't care. This is the last time I write down my feelings, and neither will I, although I am sad. I will also delete all your contact information in Weibo, and I will tell you there. Even if I don't want to give up, I will delete it. I don't want to make myself feel bad, I don't want to know everything about you, and I won't ask you again.
6. It's hard to feel the same way. How can I empathize with you, me or me? The so-called empathy is just a similar experience that makes us mistakenly think that we feel the same way. In fact, we only have a rough idea of the feeling. The most difficult thing to feel is the subtle difference, but the sweetness of a piece of candy in different people's mouths is different. How can we make others feel the same way?
From now on, you are you and I am me. You are narrow-minded, you never think of others, you think others are as vicious and dark as you, and I will not give you any action or emotion when you treat others well or badly. Road to the sky, each goes his own way. Love who? The word "father" disappeared in my heart forever.
You used to be you and me. We didn't know each other and didn't bother each other. In today's world, you and I go hand in hand, no matter how dangerous or uncomfortable, we are all together, waiting for an opportunity and a goal. In the future, we will live in each other's world. As long as you don't leave me, we will always be with you, and it will be yours for the rest of your life.
From now on, you are you, I am me, I don't care about you anymore, and I won't pursue your habits again. It doesn't matter whether my heart is erased or not. Although I know that I may never feel this way again in my life, I know that my life will be completely disrupted if I don't give up. That's it. It's good.
10. When I tried my best to be with you, I found that you were you and me, not us. I am willing to accompany you to suffer, but I can't see the future in you. I am very confused. When I grow up, I really have more things to consider than I used to know.
You are you, I am me, and we are different individuals. We cherish every moment together and respect every minute of our independence.
It is most comfortable for anyone to keep their distance. I won't treat you as my closest relative, I won't be jealous of you, I won't lose my temper with you, and you don't need to tolerate my little faults. You are the best for me.
Thirteen, when you want to keep a person, it seems that anything can be exchanged, because there is only one thought, that is, you can stay. When that person stays, when you need to manage the temperature of this relationship with your heart, if the other person understands that he can't feel your feelings and can't empathize with them, it is probably sad. Can he see your helplessness when your feelings cool down a little? Maybe both. That's you, that's you, that's me and that's two people. I just need to be strong.
When love is a thing of the past, there won't be so many infatuations. When love has no choice but to turn away, it may be the warmth of a lifetime. Time can't last forever, but love can. If I never see you again, may I be free and easy, may you be happy, may I be calm, may you be calm, if we meet again in the future. Maybe it's better for us to go back to the way we were. You are you and I am me. From now on, we will keep silent about love.
Fifteen, to put it bluntly, delete the contact information immediately after high school, you are you, I am me.
Sixteen years old, but when I began to ignore this behavior, I was not tired of not fighting back or getting angry, which proved that our relationship was no longer important. At that time, I could say whatever I wanted. You were you, I was me, and we were both fine.
Seventeen, about you and me, summed up in six words is that I am me and you are you. You and I have nothing in common all our lives and have become the strangest strangers. I don't know why there is always a little pride and self-mockery on my face when I talk about you. You are the bright and flawless moonlight at night, and I am just a little fluorescence in the dark. I can tell at a glance that your eyes have never looked at me. I can only expect you to sigh and shake your head. You are the first person I saw where you were and the first person I thought you weren't there. Know what you like and hate, but don't know what you love; Understand what you say, understand what you do, but don't understand your heart. You are a dream that I can't reach all my life, and I am a past that you can't remember all your life. It's not that I'm not strong enough, but that the wind blows through the hard wall, turns to dust and scatters away.
18. I forgot that you are you and I am me. You and I are no one's comparison. You tried to change yourself and become unlike me. You have really grown up and matured. I only hope you are excellent.
Nineteen, everyone has something that everyone hates what others do to themselves. What I hate most is that they do what others care about, and they keep saying that I don't mind you looking at me. I can't figure out why you hate it. Brother, you are you, I am me, I am not you. What do you care?
Twenty, pure you are you and me, and I hope that we can finally meet the person who will spend the rest of our lives together.
Twenty-one, you are you, I am me, and we are not on a parallel line. If you are good to you, I will forget you. Life is so beautiful, why does it always have to pass? I walked through your life, and I am very satisfied!
Twenty-two, a relationship, if you can't see the future and feel the present, it's better to find out as soon as possible. You are you and I am me.
Twenty-three, can't see the future, can't feel the present, or clean up early. You are you and I am me.
Everyone in the crowd is special. You are you, I am me, and I will think it will be us. ..
25. Everything will be forgotten in the dust of the past, and a gust of wind will blow up. You are you, I am me, and there is no us anymore.
Twenty-six, life is a sigh, I want to rest, but I chose an involuntary road. I can't just leave, and I have no one to rely on. It's all a cage. It's harmless without beginning. Years have salvaged you and me. After a few years, everyone ran away. The world is a temptation. You are you and I am me.
27. From then on, mountains are mountains and water is water. I am me, and you are you.
Twenty-eight, black is black and white is white. I don't want to give in For everyone, for you and for me.
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