Cool, funny and humorous personality, talk about 2022.

What tears does the murderer want to cry for mercy?

Leaving the heart is the king of the battlefield.

I just want to be the first on the list when I am old.

Drink the strongest wine, the wildest dog of the day.

My English name is handsome, don't want it.

My charming facial features are the beginning of your crime.

Summer passed quietly, leaving a little secret.

When I'm old, I just want to have your company around me.

Ugly has a date, handsome waves everywhere.

I ate too much salt, and I was too idle to miss you.

Smoke the hottest cigarettes, drink the strongest wine and fuck the person you love the most.

Why do you pretend to care about us when you know it?

Nowadays, singles are either schoolmasters or have higher values.

One red bean, two or three lamps of white wine, four or five years is enough.

You want me to quit smoking and drinking, fine. Come here and give me a kiss.

Men who are not good to women will become sanitary napkins in the next life.

The temper is getting better and better, and people are getting better and better.

The most brilliant moment of apple was hitting Newton on the head.

You can overestimate your means, but please don't underestimate my IQ.

The ultimate goal of jealousy is to become that person.

Report cards ruin a happy family like a mistress.

Running with the wind, freedom is the direction, but I forget that my legs are short and I have no strength.

People who smile when they see you are either fools or people who love you.

I want to be your loyal listener. I will watch you pretend from beginning to end.

You are so beautiful. What's the use of eggs besides being my date?

I am wild by nature, such as rowing without paddles, relying on waves.

Love is fattening her up, growing old with her and dying together.

It was the opening of the idol drama that became the plot of the spy war drama.

No matter how much money you spend, there is someone you really love in your heart.

Possession is mine, so be clean. If it's not mine, get out.

Eating alone is not lonely. My mobile phone and I both think so.

What the hell is buttering up? I don't know. Don't spread rumors about me.

You only look thin when I am fat, lest I look ugly when I am thin.

Why don't I have a handsome deskmate and my deskmate does?

Mother asked me why I didn't clean the room. I am a beautiful woman in a messy room.

It is said that people who can't sleep at night are awake in other people's dreams.

What is more difficult than the eight-year war of resistance? Nine years compulsory education!

I can't stop when I see my favorite signature.

Others speculate that you have many ambiguous relationships, but in fact you are as lonely as a dog.

Don't ask me if I like you. Try to hold another woman in front of me.

If you don't have a boyfriend, you should choose Xiaomi mobile phone. It's just warmer when I have my period.

If you still like me, just say you miss me, and I'll apologize for the rest.

"How did you get the scar on your face?" "My mother had a caesarean section that year ..."

Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination!

When the emperor died, he died; When a civilian dies, he dies; When the heartbreaker dies, he dies, he dies, he dies.

I'm with the ex-boyfriend of my ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend.

After that, we will also become strong, so don't worry or panic when a good girl faces the light.

I have eaten pumpkin, wax gourd and watermelon, but I have never eaten north melon. Who will plant one for me?

My sunset sadness is like a melancholy bird, and the melancholy bird flies into my sunset sadness.

"I am angular, angry, poisonous and stinging. Don't come near me out of curiosity, lest you die. "

I love you so much, but when you walk in the park holding other people's hands, my heart is cold.

It is said that those girls who have been single for a long time have gradually become the boys they want to marry most.

Live up to your bed when you sleep, live up to your road when you are busy, and live up to others when you are in love.

I want to use the same toothpaste as you, so that your mouth will taste like kissing you.

The north wind is blowing, and the autumn wind is cool. If you are in trouble, I will help you. I live next door. My name is Wang.

"How to describe a beautiful woman?" "Putting you in ancient times can support a brothel!"

Fat enough to jump into the Pacific Ocean and let the sea drown all continents, and then stand up and kick Mount Everest!

In a group of minds, there are only people who study. Liking someone is a joke or a reason to be excluded.

I am a little cute now, a big cute when I grow up, and a little cute when I die when I am old.

Your problems mainly lie in: reading too much and buying too many books; I read too little, love thinking and talk too much.

Some people say that as long as you look at the person you like, you will immediately lower your head. Do I like the head teacher?

Woman = Life is a daughter. She eats like a mountain. She carries a lot of luggage alone. A pile of nima oral hanging slots is daily.

Those who turn grace into anthracene are all people who like to sell sprout, because grass grows on their "grace" and sprouts until it sprouts.

I warn you, don't giggle at me when I'm angry. When you laugh, I will laugh with you, which makes me lose face.

You are saying, "I'm so bored!" Every day "Fogg is so tired!" "Paralysis is so hungry!" "The sleeping trough is so sleepy!" Spend it!

Don't say I am your baby, I am your only one, and I am your most important person. Silly boy, I'm your father.

I miss you very much. But I won't take the initiative to find you, because I am cool! Who knew you were cooler? I didn't come to you, and you didn't come to me, grass mud horse.