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In a nearby place, I will tell you about it. In the middle, let me tell you something.

"Once I lived in a house and I went out! 」

とぃてぁるショールームがぁるががくててががががくて 12

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"ぶんじょぅ": sold by households.

ビラ: Leaflets

Reference translation:

There is a selling point in the poster of the apartment sold by the nearby residents.

Stay once and never leave!

It's too scary to go in ...

Original text:

10𝠦がれたのでな12367500𝠦でコーヒーー

ぉつりが 100 円, 50 円とてきて,

これで10 がに がに に ると

Think about it, there are still 23 yuan.

Translation:

If you want 10 yen coins, there is no way to buy a bottle of canned coffee with only 500 yen. After the change of 100 yen and 50 yen came out, I thought, "So I can get three coins of 10 yen", but I didn't know that 23 coins came out in succession.

Original text:

ぉさんがにまれたビデァーをぃに. I don't know. I don't know.

"どれくらぃのさにしますか? 」

とねたら

「 10メートルぐらいでよかろ」

とででされた.

Uh:

ビデビープ: Video tape.

Translation:

Grandma was entrusted by her grandson to buy videos.

Seeing that she was at a loss, she asked' how long (time)'.

She answered seriously:' About 10 meter'

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A male crab met a female crab and proposed to her. She noticed that he walked straight, not sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away. So they got married right away.

The next day, she noticed that her new husband was walking sideways like other crabs, and she was very unhappy. "What's the matter?" She asked. "Before we got married, you walked straight."

"Oh, dear," he replied, "I can't drink that much every day.

A male crab met a female crab and wanted to marry her. She noticed that he walked straight instead of sideways. Wow! This male crab is really special, she thought. I can't let him get away. So they got married right away.

The next day, she found her groom walking sideways like other crabs. She was deeply disturbed. "What's the matter with you?" She asked, "You walked straight before we got married."

"Oh, dear," he replied, "I can't drink that much every day."

Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they entered the cafe, it began to rain.

The biggest turtle said to the smallest turtle, "Go home and get an umbrella."

The little turtle replied, "If you don't drink my coffee, I will go."

"We won't," the other two promised.

Two years later, chinemys reevesii said to the turtle in the middle, "Well, I guess he won't come back, so let's drink his coffee."

Just then, a voice came from outside the door: "If you go, I won't go."

Three turtles decided to have coffee. Hardly had they reached the gate of the coffee shop when it began to rain. So the biggest turtle said to the smallest turtle, "Go home and get an umbrella."

The smallest turtle said, "If you don't drink my coffee, I'll go."

"We don't drink," the other two turtles promised.

Two years later, the tortoise said to the tortoise, "well, I guess he won't come back." We can drink his coffee. "

Just then, a voice came from outside. "I won't go if you drink it."

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