Composition on jokes and stories about small animals

⑴ Fragments describing small animals

The squirrel is a beautiful little animal, very lovable. It has flexible limbs and agile movements. On its exquisite little face, there is a Pair of sparkling little eyes. The gray-brown fur on the body is as smooth as if it has been oiled. A big fluffy tail is always tilted upward, which looks particularly beautiful.

Squirrels like to jump on the branches. They are very clever in jumping. As long as someone touches the tree trunk, they will hide under several branches, or escape to other trees by jumping up and down. On clear summer nights, squirrels jump and scream happily on the trees, talking to each other. They chase and play. They seem to be afraid of the strong sunlight and often hide in their nests to rest during the day. They only come to the ground when the branches are swayed by the wind. But they never approach people's houses. Squirrels like to live in tall buildings. On old trees, they often build their nests in the middle of the branches. When they build their nests, they first move some small branches and stagger them together, then find some dry moss and spread them on top, then press the moss tightly and flatten it. After the nest was built, a cover was added on top to cover the entire nest, so that they would not be afraid of wind and rain. They and their children lived in it, which was warm and safe.

Squirrels often The food they eat is pine nuts, hazelnuts and oak chestnuts, and sometimes bird eggs. When they eat, they often sit upright on the branches and hold it with their front paws and bring it to their mouths. In autumn, squirrels store food for the winter. Food, stuff it into the gaps in the old trees, stuffing it full. In winter, they sometimes use their paws to dig through the thick snow to find food under the snow.

Squirrel meat can be Eat, the hair on the tail can be used to make paint brushes, and the skin can be used to make clothes.

⑵ 200 Jokes in Fable Story Composition

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1. Little Comma didn’t get up until eight o’clock. He didn’t even bother to wash his face and ran away with his schoolbag on his back.

He ran into the classroom out of breath, shouted "report", sat in his seat, and listened to the geography teacher's lecture.

"Little Comma, stand up and answer my question," the teacher pointed at the map with a pointer, "What is the equator?"

Little Comma blushed and replied: "Eight Class starts at 0 o'clock, and entering the classroom after 8 o'clock is called being late!"

2. The economics professor said during class: "Students, foreign workers have a great impact on us, who of you can do that? Do you know which foreign workers make the most money in a country? Are they Thai workers, Vietnamese workers, Filipino workers, or..." The little comma answered first: "McDonald's!"

3. The chemistry professor explained an organic chemical reaction process to the students in class.

He said: Please pay attention, students! At the beginning of this reaction, there were 25 carbon atoms in each atom, but what about now? There are only 24... He paused for a moment, waiting for the students' reactions, but there was silence in the classroom.

The professor had no choice but to point to the small comma in the front row and said: Where did the other carbon atom go? Did you know?

Little Comma murmured: From class to now, no one has left the classroom!

4. The teacher asked a student: Did you copy someone else’s test paper?

: Yes. I copied some of it, but not all of it.

Teacher: Which parts are not copied?

Small comma: the name is not.

5. There was a primary school teacher with a strong local accent. One day in class, he asked the students: 50 9=?

Little Comma kept muttering in his heart: "Martial arts wine =? Martial arts wine =?"

Suddenly he suddenly realized it and answered: Drunken Master~

6. Teacher: I want you to write a composition about a person and the key points that stand out.

Small comma: Teacher, I have thought about it. I will write about my grandma.

Teacher: Is there anything outstanding about your grandma?

Small comma: My grandma has a lumbar disc herniation.

7. In the Chinese language class on the first day, let the small commas make sentences using "The Great Wall". Little Comma replied: "The Great Wall is very long." The teacher was unhappy: "No, build another one!" Little Comma was even more unhappy, and turned his head: "Why, I am not Qin Shihuang!"

8. Teacher: "I want you to write an essay about milk, and it needs to fill two pages. Small comma, why do you only have so few lines in your essay?"

Small comma: "Teacher, My article is about condensed milk, so it will be short. " 1. Men have nine fears: first, they are afraid that their lover will get pregnant, second, they are afraid that their mistress will become a regular wife, third, they are afraid that the young lady will be sick, fourth, they are afraid that their daughter-in-law will fight for their life, fifth, they are afraid that their lover will be cheated, and sixth, they are afraid of their wife. If you are raped, you are afraid that your property will be stolen, that you will be sued by the masses, and that you will still have to wait until you are done. 2. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of what a man says is true; love is eternal, blood is bright red, and a man cannot survive without fighting; if a man is rich, he is destined to be with everyone. ; If a man is reliable, a pig can climb a tree! ! 3. Listen! I want to chase you! I will recognize you! You are the one I have been looking for all this time! I will definitely seize this opportunity! I must chase you till the end! Dead fly! I'll shoot you to death! ! 4. I miss you, I miss your mouth, I miss you, I drool. I love your skin, your back, your neck and thighs, your liver, your lungs, your body and fragrance. I will love you forever. . . Peking Duck 5. I gently kiss you and lay you down on the bed. I gently unzip your pants and gently take off your vagina. I kiss your face gently and then say to you gently: Baby, change your position. . . . ……………… It’s time to change the diaper.

In high school, the teacher taught us carefully and sincerely. In the end, he concluded: You all know something, everyone is old and not young. The elder brother got tired of hearing this, so he added: Not only is the eldest brother no longer young, but so is the second child.

9. The teacher in the biology class asked: "Neither parent suffers from this genetic disease, but the child does, so what is most likely to happen? (The standard answer is "gene mutation")", later A low but clear male voice sounded from a dark corner of the row: "Affair."

10. I found my roommate washing the sheets and felt very strange.

I asked him: Why are you so diligent today?

The roommate replied: My girlfriend is coming over tonight and the sheets are too dirty. If I don’t wash them, she will get pregnant.

11. A beautiful teacher in the first year of college... classes resumed after a few days of wedding leave. The beautiful teacher's voice was hoarse. A kid in the front row asked with concern why the teacher's voice was hoarse... .A sentence came from the dark corner of the back row: Shout dumb...

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⑶ Composition about jokes

It was one day in the sixth grade, and we experienced a very happy time after school. Do you know why I am so happy? Haha, I’ll tell you later!

At the end of school that day, we all packed our schoolbags and sat there doing nothing. It happened that the teacher was in a good mood that day, so she said: "There is still some time before school is over, let me tell you a joke!" "Okay." We all agreed very much. So, the teacher began to talk: "In the past, there was a man walking in the desert with a pig and a donkey." As soon as the teacher said this, most of the students said: "Oh!" They already guessed what the teacher was going to tell a joke, and they all laughed. I saw my classmate smile like this, "Monk Zhang Er - I can't figure it out." I heard the teacher continue: "They walked for a few days and ran out of food, so the man wanted to kill one of the pigs or the donkey. Kill one of them. Donkey, if the pig thinks that way, that person has the head of a pig; if you kill a pig, if the donkey thinks that way, that person has the head of a donkey." When Teacher Hong finished this sentence, many people also said it. As soon as we heard this, the whole class burst into laughter, and I almost lost my teeth from laughing. We all praised the teacher for telling this joke. After the teacher finished speaking, several other students started telling jokes, which were also very funny.

But there is not enough time. We want to listen to a few more, but school is about to end.

Now you know why we are so happy?

⑷ The topic is a composition about a little turtle that walks so slowly that all the animals that see it laugh at it

The natural world is extremely cruel, the survival of the fittest, and it is full of blood. All types of animals have their own instincts of hunting, defense, and escape. Some rely on innate physiological structures to prevent invasion; some rely on sharp attacks to obtain food. It is this relationship between spear and shield that maintains the basic balance and maintains the existing species in nature.

Because danger is everywhere, animals are constantly evolving. The turtle knows how to send a representative who is ready to sacrifice at any time to see what happens, and the eagle also knows how to use keen eyes to observe the opponent's enemy situation. The intervention of human nature turned the danger of the little turtles into safety. This accident happened to cost the lives of a group of turtles. I think, not only the life of this group of turtles has disappeared, but the group of eagles will also face a longer period of hunger after a full meal. A kind act of humanity led to a bloody incident.

Looking at our lives, such tragedies are happening everywhere.

We know that a child only knows the existence of danger through sensory perception. For example, the perception of temperature. Only after being burned do you know that it will hurt. In fact, everyone has been burned, experienced this danger, and learned from it, grew up, and learned to face the eagle hovering in the sky.

Dangers and challenges are necessary experiences for human beings to grow up, and they have developed the survival instinct of human beings in the face of difficulties. In fact, in this era when human beings are too powerful, because of the goodwill of human nature, they often "excessively" protect the growth of the "weak", and the "excessive" security created has cultivated countless imbeciles who are so cowardly that they only know how to ask. . When more and more groups confuse love and reason, the emergence of such imbeciles will form in large numbers.

A certain male relative who is related to my son and his mother is the little turtle. He didn't stand up at thirty or even at forty because he had never seen an eagle in the sky. After a long time, even the eagle is no longer afraid. He has two states now. One is to tell others: The eagle may be coming. Don't worry about anything else. The second question is: Can you please stop calling the eagle? Until his demands were so excessive that the eagle chaser could only care about himself, he was still shouting in his sleep: Are there any eagles in this world?

Everyone is an independent individual, and everyone’s life must face countless threats from eagles. One individual can only help another individual to drive away the eagles occasionally, but cannot permanently station the other person. . Some well-intentioned help will only make the other party weaker and more incompetent. Even our kindness will only send each other to the point of no return in advance, the crematorium. This is like the story of the farmer and the snake, except that the real victim is not himself, but the rescued party.

⑸ Composition jokes

Children's composition (hilarious) How many classic sentences have you ever used? Poster

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1. The teacher asked me to make sentences using "more...more...more...". A classmate wrote, "Anerle sanitary napkins are drier, more refreshing, and more secure."

2. An article introducing the teacher's appearance. It should be "The teacher has a face with melon seeds", but it is sometimes written as "The teacher has a face with claws". Our Chinese teacher almost went crazy.

3. I went out riding a bicycle with my classmate XX, and his valve core was broken, so I pulled out mine and installed it for him, and we rode home happily together.

4． The 100 meters of the sports meeting finally started, and the students ran out like stray dogs.

5. The PLA uncles crawled forward one by one, like green caterpillars crawling on the ground.

6. "I died in the classroom due to illness..." "My brother has a newly shaved head, like a little bald donkey in Shaolin Temple..."

7. The Great Wall is so long, so fucking long.

8. Colorful flags are flying on the sports field. Young and old men throw darts.

You dart, I dart. My intestines and stomach are all over the place!

9． When I was in elementary school, I was very used to writing about good people and good deeds in my compositions. So people always write about picking up money. So, in order to exaggerate his achievements, someone wrote that he had picked up 100 million yuan in the park. They were all 10 yuan, and they were as thick as a Chinese language document (for fourth grade students). The teacher read it out on the spot, and the classmate was probably extremely cold.

10． The old lady took out four 500 yuan bills.

11. "I have a classmate. He is neither tall nor short. He is over 1.76 meters and under 1.78 meters..." The work of a junior high school classmate...

12. Everyone has written a classic sentence: The weather is really good today, the sky is clear, and there are white clouds floating in the sky...

13. A primary school teacher wrote a composition with a semi-proposition: "My xxx" and randomly wrote about people and things. As a result, the title of my classmate's composition was: "My Comrade Qiu Shaoyun".

14. When I was a child, I kept a diary. The teacher stipulated that it should be more than 200 words. I was in a group of four, and the group leader checked the word count. A friend in my group wrote, "Today, my mother asked me to go out to buy groceries. I asked how much it cost per pound." , the vegetable seller said 5 points, and I said: It’s really cheap, it’s really cheap, it’s really cheap, it’s really cheap...” The team leader counted and still had 4 words left, so my friend added, “It’s really cheap.”

15. My teacher is a bit fat, with a big head, big eyes, big nose, and even a big mouth. ...The teacher is very kind to people. He wears a pair of color-changing glasses, just like a giant panda...

16. "A red sun reflects the rising sun... As primary school students in the new era, we know very well that Beijing is close to the capital..."

17. Do you still remember "Tadpole Looking for Mom" ??from elementary school? At that time, the teacher asked us to imitate this and write an essay about ***... One classmate wrote like this: My mother's snow-white belly and bulging eyes...

18. I once peeked at a girl's composition, and the most chilling thing was: If I become a nurse in the future, I will treat patients like a lover.

19. A sister's nephew, using "brand new" in a sentence, "a brand new vegetative person was born"... (Credit to Zhao Benshan).

20. I came to the TV and turned on the TV!

21. This classmate wrote: "Guoqiang (one of my male classmates) is sitting on a stool, his big vagina is like a pumpkin in the field, and a large vagina is exposed under his clothes." The teacher read it out during class , and said that this classmate described it vividly. After class, this classmate was beaten by that classmate...

22. When I was in third grade, another teacher once took over the class. We are asked to write an article "A Corner of My Home". So I wrote: The corner of my house is very beautiful, round and bright, and it is a toilet.

23. On a dark night, the tadpoles in the pond were basking in the sun!

24. Diary - Day 1: Today I went to my mother's workplace to play, and I had so much fun.

The next day: Yesterday I went to my mother’s work to play, and I had so much fun.

⑹ 500-word joke composition

In the summer of 2005, I was on vacation at my aunt’s house. My uncle teased me and made a big joke that made everyone laugh.

One day, my uncle was sitting on the sofa and he said to me seriously: "An Qi, how does your mother treat you?" "That's it." I replied, and then my uncle said: "Yes. No, you are hiring a mother!" I didn't know what it meant, so I agreed as if nothing had happened. "An Qi, come to me." "What are you doing?" "Hire Mom! Find a piece of paper and I'll teach you how to hire her." My uncle said with a smile. I thought: Anyway, I have nothing to do, so I'll just chat with him.

The uncle said again: "Come on, write "Hire a qualified mother" in the middle. I did what my uncle said and wrote these words. The aunt sitting aside said: "Don't She fell into his trap." My uncle quickly retorted: "Who lied to her? You said this?" My uncle asked me: "What bad habits does your mother have? Tell us, does your mother usually hit you? ?You said I would make the decision for you." "It's true." I was overjoyed. I was so surprised that I actually wrote down the situation in detail.

Then my uncle said to me again: "You can't do this. , you have to find a witness, otherwise your mother will quibble, "I thought about it, yes, so my uncle and I sang together and wrote this engagement letter." I'll go home and get it. I showed it to my mother, who immediately fell out with me: "Who asked you to write this? You are still not my daughter. How dare you betray me and see if I don't beat your ***." My mother gave me a severe lesson.

A few days later, I came to my uncle's house and said, "Uncle, look at the good things you did and caused me to get beaten." Unexpectedly, my uncle burst out laughing. I don't know why my aunt told me that : Your uncle lied to you, you silly boy. ?When I think about this, I want to laugh. I was young and ignorant at that time, lively and cute at that time, this was my happy summer vacation.

⑺ Humorous and philosophical composition, no stories or jokes

I saw an advertisement about green tea on a rainy day. A man complained: "It's so annoying. It’s raining again!” Another man was driving in the rain and cheered happily: “It’s raining, free car wash!” The advertisement finally told us: If you are in a good mood, everything will be fine! Yes, a small advertisement tells us a profound truth - the environment is created by the heart, if you are in a good mood, everything will be fine!

This reminds me of another story. There was a pair of twin sisters who went to the garden to play with their parents. The garden was full of roses. The sister said that the flowers were really beautiful. There were flowers all over the thorns. My sister said, this flower is not good, there are thorns all over the flower. In fact, both girls were right. The scenery was the same, but their moods were different. But their attitudes towards life are different here, and their happiness in the future life is also different here.

In real life, some people always hope for what is not available, but forget what is ready; they pursue what is far away, but ignore what is around them. The never-ending material pursuit makes people greedy; blind comparison makes people complain about the unfairness of life. Yes, the environment is created by the heart. If you are in a bad mood, you will lose the joy of smiling and experiencing life again and again, and you will lose many opportunities to succeed when you are emotionally coordinated... In fact, in this complicated and tempting world, In society, don’t envy others, don’t belittle yourself, live the life you like, that’s the best life; live the way you like, that’s the best way; spend your time according to your own nature, that’s heaven day!

The journey of life is like spring, summer, autumn and winter, with wind, lightning, thunder, snow, flowers blooming and falling, and clouds rolling and relaxing. When facing life, a truly wise man does not wait for a good mood to appear, but controls his mood all the time. You should treat life like a calm and experienced helmsman steering a ship for a long journey. No matter you encounter a reef or face a storm, you can deal with it calmly and sail the boat of your life briskly.

Please remember the poet’s warning: Facing the world, although you only have the right to press the shutter, you have the right not to stand in front of bad scenery.

⑻ A joke about primary school students’ composition

Is this it?

We are the flowers of our motherland, and teachers are hard-working gardeners! !

Comments: Are there any gardeners now? They have become beasts!

Autumn is the harvest season, look at the golden ears of wheat. . . . . . . . . ”

Comments: Damn, I didn’t realize until I grew up that wheat is harvested in summer.

The sky was overcast and it was raining lightly. Today we went to visit the Martyrs Cemetery with a very heavy heart...

Comments: The children nowadays don’t bring snacks to the mineral springs Traveling by water?

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Comment: Primary school students know nothing about reform and opening up, but they didn’t know what the Third Plenary Session of the Central Committee of the CPC was until middle school

At this moment, the image of Uncle Lei Feng (brother Lai Ning, sister Liu Hulan, etc.) appeared before my eyes. . . .

Comments: Generally used in psychological struggles, such as picking up a wallet, doing bad things, etc. Before anything goes into the abyss, Uncle ×× comes out to help.

When I saw my grandpa crossing the road, I ran over to help him, and he said thank you! I said no thanks, this is what our young pioneers should do."

Comment: Has anyone done this before?

The students looked at the clean classroom and wiped their foreheads Sweat on my face... (used to describe after cleaning)

When I was a kid, I had only one thought: Hey, it’s finally time to play.

Xiao Ming, Xiao Hong, Xiao Gang, Xiao Li... Xiao p> The classroom was so quiet that you could even hear a pin drop

Comment: I remember that a certain manufacturer’s air conditioner advertised that the sound of its product was the same as the sound of a needle hitting the ground. This planner must have heard it when he was a child. Use this kind of sentence

The autumn air is crisp, the osmanthus is fragrant, and amid a burst of lively gongs and drums, we ushered in the school’s Nth Sports Meet

Comment: I remember when I was a child There is no sweet-scented osmanthus tree on campus, but the teacher didn’t say anything

Looking at the white hair on my mother’s head...

Comment: Mom, I’m sorry, my son is unfilial, you were only three years old More than ten years old, what the hell is this white hair? - My son was also forced to do it

Late at night, I passed by the teacher’s window and saw that the teacher was still grading homework

Comments: My classmate who taught primary school told me that in primary school, he could finish correcting things in three times, five, and two by two. It was still late at night, and most of the teachers didn’t know how to do it themselves

Composition In: "My parents touched my head and said earnestly: "My child, you should study hard and be a useful person to the motherland and society in the future..."

Comments: In reality, My parents touched my head and said sincerely: "My child, you should study hard. You will become a high official and make a fortune in the future!

Every time you do something good, others ask you, "Child , thank you, what's your name?" "My name is Red Scarf"

Comments: This is a golden killer sentence. Once this sentence comes out, no one can beat it. To be honest, I really want to beat this kid to death. ! !

Can anyone not get goosebumps after reading the sentences we wrote when we were young?

No wonder no one in China has won the Nobel Prize for Literature~~

⑼ What are some jokes to write?

At noon, my father drove my mother, Jiang Junjie, and Aunt Wang to the countryside for dinner. When we arrived at the restaurant, I saw many uncles and aunts. , there were only three children, Jiang Junjie and Guo Yicheng, and we were divided into two halls, one for father and uncles, and one for mother, aunts and children. After finding seats, Jiang Junjie came between me and Guo Yicheng and told a joke. : "A foreign grandma came to China to play. She accidentally stepped on the Chinese grandma's feet. The foreign grandma said sorry, and the Chinese grandma was furious. "I just took a shower, and there is no way there is a bad smell on my head. Don't talk nonsense!" '" We laughed.

During the meal, a fat uncle came to our living room. The uncle asked Guo Yicheng: "How about your dad helping you tie your hair?" Guo Yicheng glanced at his uncle and replied: "No, just help me tie it up in a messy way." "The uncle smiled and said, "Then I will tie the pigtails for you. I'm pretty good at it." She didn't even look at him and said, "You want to tie it for Aunt Yan Haimei." We all looked up to the sky and laughed, and the uncle walked away with a smile. . Aunt Zhu asked Guo Yicheng why he helped Aunt Yan Haimei get it done. Guo Yicheng looked at Aunt Zhu and said, "Because her hair is shorter." We looked up to the sky and laughed again. ”

⑽ A collection of fifty hilarious little jokes

A collection of little jokes

1. Layoffs:

Someone runs a family The hotel's business has been very bad recently.

At noon that day, my friend went to the hotel to find him and saw that he was organizing a food competition for his employees.

He had finished organizing the competition. A friend was having dinner. During the dinner, his friend asked him: "Business is sluggish. If you don't use your brains more on management, do you still have time for entertainment activities?" "

He said: "Man, I am doing this just to save costs. "

My friend said: "I have never seen you save costs like this. " He said: To be honest, I am planning to lay off employees recently. Today I just want to find out who has the biggest appetite!

2. Taoist Priest:

In late autumn, a student found a Taoist priest Said: "Taoist Priest, there are often dark winds in my dormitory, I suspect it is haunted!" "

The Taoist priest asked: "How long has this been going on? ”

The student answered: “It’s been like this every day since July. "

The Taoist priest was shocked: "Then why do you think of exorcising ghosts now? ”

The student scratched his head: “Our dormitory doesn’t have air conditioning...”

3. Airport chapter:

When the plane landed at a newly built airport, The driver pulled all the brakes and almost rushed out of the runway.

He looked out of the small window of the cockpit and was shocked. Oh my god, there are actually things in the world. Such a short runway.

The navigator also stretched out his head and looked at it, "Hey, it's not long, but it's wide." ”

4. Dress:

Once in a wedding photo studio, I accidentally overheard a conversation between a pair of newlyweds and the staff. It seemed that the woman wanted to take a themed wedding dress. I asked the staff how much this one cost, and the man couldn’t stand it anymore, so he said: Why is it so expensive?

The staff said: The key is that the dress is good, that’s why it’s expensive. She nodded, and then said to the staff, give us the angel series. The staff was a little confused and asked: What is the angel series? The man said: Just give her a piece of cloth, I***

5. Speaking:

A Chinese man who knew a little English accidentally stepped on a foreigner’s foot on the bus, so he said sorry. : "I'm sorry." Foreigners are also very polite and say: "I'm sorry, too"

Chinese: "I'm sorry three." Foreigners are very confused: "What are you." sorry for?" Chinese: "I'm sorry five!"