Tell me some super funny jokes.

Xiao Wang went to the hospital to see a doctor. After the doctor examined him, he made out a hospitalization bill.

Xiao Wang said, "I'm not sick enough to be hospitalized!" " Otherwise, this month's bonus will be gone. "

Dr. Yu said: "It is stipulated that the utilization rate of hospital beds in our hospital should reach 90%. If it is not finished, the bonus will be gone. "

Send it to the freezer

A young worker bought a baked sweet potato and put it under his arm, and got a medical certificate of sick leave. After the temperature test,

The doctor was surprised and the mercury column rose to the top. The doctor felt that the thermometer was a little sticky and shouted, "Hu, use the car quickly."

This man was sent to the freezer! "

The patient said, "Why did you send it to the freezer?"

"If you don't send it, your body temperature has cooked the sweet potato!"

Treat insomnia

"Doctor, I can't sleep."

"You try to count to 1000. Come to me again in a few days. "

The next time we met, the patient said, "Doctor, I kept counting to 570, so I was so sleepy that I had a cup of coffee and then I mentioned it."

God, only count to 1000! "