Funny little jokes. These jokes are so funny.

1. A little boy was taken to the hospital by his mother. In order to make the little boy less nervous, the doctor pointed at his ears and teased him: "Kid, is this your nose?" The little boy looked at the doctor, turned his head and said to his mother seriously: "Mom, we need to find another doctor."

2. A: "My wife and I had a big fight last night. She threw all the dishes at home from the balcony on the seventh floor." B: "What was the result?" A: "This morning, the building where I live was surrounded by a group of scientists who specialize in studying flying saucers."< /p>

3. Once, when my younger brother was in a history class, the teacher asked him: "Who is Louis XIV?"

My younger brother replied: "Isn't it Louis XIV, Louis X "Add Louis Four?"

After hearing this, the teacher almost vomited blood and said angrily: "Why didn't you say Louis Seven times Louis Two?" Who knew the younger brother's answer without thinking? To: "Teacher, from a mathematical point of view, Louis seven times Louis two should equal Louis square fourteen, so you are wrong."

The teacher fainted on the spot!

4. A young teacher at a certain university loves to play mahjong. Once, he played all night, and the next morning he had class at 7:40. He got off the mahjong table at 7:30 and rushed to class. It happened that the student on duty did not wipe the blackboard that day, so he shouted: "Which one is the banker?" The student on duty did not dare to answer, so he had to wipe it by himself, but the blackboard eraser was nowhere to be found, so he shouted again: "Hey, whiteboard Where did you put it? ”

5. The law department of a certain university was taking a test on criminal law one day. The first question the professor asked the student was: "What is fraud?" The student replied: "If you don't let me pass the exam, I will commit fraud." The professor was very surprised: "How to explain?" The student said: "According to the criminal law, anyone who takes advantage of another person's ignorance and causes them to suffer losses is guilty of fraud."