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Water rushes to joke.

As we all know, in the water margin, there is such a gorgeous title-800 thousand imperial coach. Hearing this title, I always feel that I am a big official, but in fact, the 800,000 imperial coach can only be regarded as a metre cadre at most, and has no real power in his hand.

In the Water Margin, there are not a few people who have served or have served as 800,000 coaches. For example, everyone is familiar with Lin Chong. When it comes to eight hundred thousand imperial coaches, everyone will think of Lin Chong. It can be said that 800,000 imperial coaches have become the exclusive title of Lin Chong. Shi Jin's master, Wang Jin, is also the coach of the 800,000 imperial army. Being able to train Shi Jin into a quasi-first-class master within one year, Wang Jin must be no ordinary person; Of course, in addition, Lin Chong's father-in-law, coach Zhang, and his father also worked as an imperial coach of 800,000, and later Zhou Ang, who followed Gao Qiu's conquest of Liangshan, was also an imperial coach of 800,000.

The 800,000 coach car we are going to talk about today is simply a wonderful work and joke in the coach car. Yes, that's the Wang Wenbin mentioned in my title.

Wang Wenbin, who are you? In the novel, he was introduced as follows: "To this end, the imperial court sent 800,000 imperial guns and social instructors to practice in Zhengzhou. His surname is Wang, with a double name. This person is both civil and military and full of respect. " Judging from this sentence alone, Wang Wenbin should be a very capable person, the commander-in-chief of 800,000 imperial troops, and the special envoy of Zhengzhou Yingyong. He was both civil and military and was admired and respected by the Manchu dynasty. Even Lin Chong in those days was far from such treatment.

However, Wang Wenbin, with his superficial scenery, is a misnomer. Why do you say that?

Wang Wenbin was ordered by the imperial court to deliver armor to Liangshan. At that time, it was the final decisive battle between Song Jiang and Wu Yanguang, the general of Liao State. Yanwu light pacified Taiyi mixed array, which made Liangshan army frustrated again and again. Song Jiang and Wu Yong were at a loss, worried that there was no way to break the enemy. Wang Wenbin said that he satirized Song Jiang and said that Liangshan was incompetent and could not even break a small law. So, in order to show his skill, Wang Wenbin decided to play in person, and let Song Jiang and others see his power and prestige. In the novel, he wrote:

Wang Wenbin thought, "If I don't show my skills here, where can I show my skills again?" He jumped out of the war circle with a gun, didn't talk to Qu Li, and suddenly straddled the horse. Wang Wenbin put down his gun and repeatedly greeted him with a knife. After less than twenty battles, Quli turned around and left. When Wang Wenbin saw this scene, he shot his horse and left straight away. It turned out that Qu Liqing didn't lose money, so he wanted to sell a flaw and let him catch up. Qu Liqing turned the cover knife, glanced at it, turned his back, cut his shoulder and chest in two, and died under the horse.

We can see that Wang Wenbin, who was both civil and military, was cut in two by Liao's Qu Li in the twentieth round and died. Originally, Wang Wenbin could report back to the imperial court after delivering his armor, but he just wanted to try to be brave and lost his life in vain, which really made people laugh and cry.

Actually, it's not surprising that we want to come. As we all know, 800,000 imperial coaches are just coaches who teach soldiers martial arts and have no actual combat experience at all. With his superb martial arts, Lin Chong naturally accumulated practical experience after World War I.. Arrogant Wang Wenbin was killed before he could accumulate enough actual combat experience.