What are some funny jokes on toilet cubicle doors?

1 The Elephant Cafe is where JK Rowling first started writing Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. At that time, she was still a single mother raising her children alone. Now this cafe has become a place of pilgrimage for Harry Potter fans. Dusk in Edinburgh, this ancient Scottish city is perfect for the birth of magical stories. What a pity, these toilets look like they were painted not long ago. A few years ago, many public toilets near my home were closed.

2 The vastness of the text used to amaze me. It is no exaggeration to say that if I went to a public toilet here for convenience, if I had not seen this text on the wall, I would have suspected that I had accidentally entered the women's toilet. Since there were no women's restrooms, I asked my female friend. Then, the same handwriting and the same paragraph confused me for many years. When I have nothing to do, I like to analyze: I am sure that this was written by a man. I once stood by the wall and made some gestures. This man was about 1.75 meters tall.

The font is childish, and the word "obscene" is a little missing, so it seems that the education level is not high. “Li Su "Li Su It is possible that this person is creating rumors and deliberately smearing "Li Su X", "Liu X" and many others. 3"π?ντα ?ε?" is transliterated as Panta Rhei, "all things flow". By the way, the root words of rhei and diarrhea are the same. Suddenly I remembered the graffiti in Pompeii: one sentence is: "Marcus hic cacat bene." (Maybe it's not the original text, I forgot, but it means this anyway) and next to it is: "Marce hic non caca." The previous sentence is "Marcus is here. It feels so good to urinate.”

The next sentence, “Marcus, don’t poop here.” On the wall above the urinal: The grammar of the second sentence is also wrong, which shows that Rome. People are also quite dishonest.