There is such an interesting place on campus, about 500 words.

Our Chinese teacher was ill once, so we have to find an intern.

The teacher took the place of class. The teacher was so nervous that he didn't introduce himself when he came up.

Shao said, "Today, let's go to the sunshine.

"A monk ..."

I took an English class in junior high school, but I didn't study hard at that time, so I studied English specially.

There is not a saying called teacher, is there? Where is Lily,

Where's Lily? Our English teacher's name is Li.

Li Rang I read the text in class, so I stood up and made this sentence clear.

Cleared his throat, "My son Lily". The teacher one leng, "you?

Say it again ","My son Lily ".

I haven't had an English class since then.

Hehe, one of our older teachers is extremely nearsighted and strict, and is not allowed to be late. As a result, finally, too.

A classmate was late and sneaked in through the back door. Unfortunately, the teacher found out. Look at him sitting, getting old.

The normal university rushed at him, and everyone was so anxious. The teacher angrily asked another classmate sitting in front of him, what are you doing?

Late for what?

Junior high school is the most cruel time for official addiction. At that time, class cadres were responsible for self-study every day. When my new official takes office, I will be responsible for it at the first time.

Everyone was studying this matter in the self-study class. I walked in the classroom for 45 minutes without stopping.

Senior three Chinese teacher told us poetry, and talked about Liu Yong's "Lin Yuling": holding hands and staring with tears, I was speechless. teacher

Q: What do you think is the relationship between these two people? Everyone looked at each other and didn't know how to answer. The teacher said indignantly, these two

Of course, individuals are lovers, and teachers actually say they are friends. That's bullshit！ Some friends will do this.

What we taught in junior high school is difficult, which is a relatively long word. The teacher gave us a mnemonic method, "Chicken flies."

Dogs jump ",faint! There is also the past tense: she is, you are, and the formula of junior high school English teachers is: wash socks, yes.

Taste.

When I saw this article, I thought of one of my math teachers. Once, one of my classmates asked him a math problem, and he looked at it.

Quite simple, so he was furious and said, "You idiot, that's how this problem is done." It's time to change again.

The classmate asked him a difficult question. He looked at it and then seemed to be in a state of thinking. Then he started pacing and thinking, and then

Started pacing outside the classroom, and then disappeared.

A classmate in our high school dormitory got all 20 multiple-choice questions wrong in an exam. This kind of thing happened before and after me.

Never seen it again.

In high school, a JJ actually answered all the true and false questions of 15 wrong, which made people admire:///physics in the senior high school entrance examination, yes.

Fill in the blanks together, because the answer should be the same. I accidentally wrote a big change and was depressed for a long time.

The Chinese teacher in high school is a dark and shriveled old man. In that class, he talked about The Story Of Diu Sim. The old man's eyes are bright, and he is spitting stars.

Said, "The Story Of Diu Sim, beauty! Beautiful! " Everyone fainted!

When we were in high school, there was a classmate who was excellent and had poor grades, but dared to do it.

At that time, English exams were basically multiple-choice questions. The teacher's method of marking papers was to find a piece of paper and use incense sticks for the correct answers.

Burn a hole and cover it on your classmate's answer sheet. If the hole is ticked or circled, the question is considered correct.

As a result, the student checked all the options. Later, the teacher approved the paper, and he got 100. The teacher also praised him.

He said that his grades had improved until he graduated. Hehe, the cow is dead.

It is also a primary school. I had a problem with a girl for a while, so I often followed her secretly, spat and ran away, but

Because she is much older than me, she vomits farther and more accurately than me. Every time I am in a hurry, I just don't vomit.

Fuck her, she throws up on me every time, hehe.

In high school, another classmate was highly nearsighted. When I checked my eyesight for the first time, the doctor pointed to the sign with a stick and asked what direction it was. This man

Staring at the doctor for a long time, I asked the doctor, which stick are you talking about The doctor is very strange: How many sticks do you see?

He replied: four. Everyone fainted immediately, and this classmate got a nickname: four sticks.

When I entered the student union in my sophomore year, I chatted with the vice chairman one day. He told me to close the door when I went to bed at night because the thief came late.

He went into the house to steal clothes, then took the money from the clothes and left. On the first day, because I worked late into the night, I went out to go to the bathroom and was in the water room.

I saw a lot of clothes. It is estimated that the thief left them after taking the money. I asked, "What about the clothes?" He said, "I was.

I sent it to the building manager and told him that the thief might still be in the building, so that he could pay attention. "As a result, it was soon rumored that people who stole clothes were in the building.

Things say that the thief is very bold, stealing clothes, and even bolder, after the theft, he will send the clothes to the building, so that

The landlord came back, but the landlord didn't pay attention to the thief because it was night. My vice chairman was special at that time.

When I was in high school, some internship teachers from the Institute of Physical Education would come to give us several internship classes every year. Once, a female teacher came.

It feels as if she just left school. In the first class, she told us a lot about her and said that she

Her name is Fan Xiaohong, which is her favorite flower. Finally, she sent a copy to each of us.

A questionnaire asks us who is your favorite sports star. The last question is "How can I remember it once?"

What's your name? The famous humorist in our class replied, "Change his name to Fan Xiaohong."

Middle school students study chemistry and hydrogen sulfide. What's that smell? You probably remember that some people don't study well and like to sleep in class. teacher

Then he cried and asked, what is the smell of xxx hydrogen sulfide? Xxx: …… Teacher: Say, what's the smell of hydrogen sulfide? xxx:……

Xxx: rotten apples? ..... (the voice is getting smaller and smaller) The whole class laughs. Teacher: Huh? Rotten apples? Why not say smelly?

Does it smell like eggs? Xxx: Teacher, stop joking. ...

The middle school Chinese teacher told Zhao Jun that Xiongnu Zuo Wang Xian was studying. When Zhao Jun entered the tent, the sovereign looked up. Have a drink:

Beauty. Hehe, everyone in the class is awake.

When we were in high school, there was a tall and strong guy in our grade. He was very strong. The three of us still haven't wrestled with him.

Well, once nine strong boys in our dormitory pushed him onto the bed and pulled off his pants. Everyone used a ballpoint pen on it.

Sign here for a visit. Later, everyone shouted 123 to let him go. We ran like crazy, and he caught the last five brothers.

Come on, one by one signed nine * * * (his name) on his ass to visit here. That night, our room was under martial law, (we are men.

Six boys wash their asses together, damn it ~ ~

A sophomore football match was in progress, and the referee suddenly lost his mind-two footballs appeared on the field, which was not enough.

Well, there are two guys running in the same direction with the ball. It is estimated that the goalkeeper will be stupid.

I also remember that when someone copied the answer in two exams, it turned out to be |x|. Results The first person copied it as 1× 1, and the second person waited.

One step, and finally get 1! Another answer is b/q, the first one is copied as 6/q, the second one is copied as 6/9, and the last one is simplified.

Two thirds!

When I took the advanced math exam in college, my buddies in Qinghai sat behind me and copied it. After the exam, he told me that I made many mistakes.

What should be reduced has not been reduced, and he himself has corrected it. After careful inquiry, he has removed all partial differential symbols. Dizzy,

Our high school organized a women's basketball match. A girl grabbed the cricket from her backyard and got up and threw it into her post.

Fruit, grab the fence, still didn't vote, grab the fence, fight! At this time, the other 9 players +2 referees+all off-court.

The audience fell to the ground with laughter and the final score was 4:2.

"What's not the problem, you can come to my house and ask me at night. Girls should never come alone. It's too late to be safe. "

During the self-study class, the classroom is quiet and the teacher corrects homework on it. The following classmate farted and raised his head in pounds.

Hurry up: If someone is talking, get out.

I remember when we were in high school, a classmate in our class often went to the video studio to watch pornographic videos. Once, in the studio, he

Suddenly I found that the teacher sitting next to him was actually a physics teacher. Both of them know it. It's a little embarrassing. Soon, this friend became pregnant.

The teacher happened to be caught cheating in the exam. The teacher told him, "Come to my office after the exam." At that time, I

Our buddy told us that "it should be okay, he has something in his hand" and then told us about watching the yellow video. Too many.

Half an hour later, my buddy came back with a sad face: "? As soon as I got to the office, I said,' Last time I watched the yellow video, it was already on.

Did you pass? Cheating should be dealt with anyway. "

My mother said that a biology teacher in her middle school was a short and kind old lady. A boy was asked to write on the blackboard at a time.

High, deliberately high, but also deliberately wrong. Later, the teacher smiled and asked a little boy to correct it?

In junior high school, the political teacher in the class next door was an old female teacher, who was very confused. She has a classic saying: classmates.

Ladies and gentlemen, this question is B, and the next one is A.

In high school, we got through the men's toilet and the women's toilet, hehe! A buddy looked next door from a small hole, and there was someone across the street.

Look, for a long time, I recognized it as the dean.

In the first year of high school, the English teacher asked us to read the text, which happened to be a conversation, and called two students, a man and a woman, to read it.

Man: What time is it? Female: Nine years old. Man: s bed. W: We go to bed at eight.

Nine. The whole class is great.

When I was a freshman, our instructor was so funny that both front teeth fell out. Once we had a singing contest and announced the next song "Crying Sand".

The instructor muttered "Why are you crying"? After a while, the same song was announced again, and the tutor wondered, "Sing it again?"