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Self-mocking mood copy of girls after breaking up
There was once a sister who always asked me to help her install software, system, computer, debris and junk files. At first, I thought this girl was too stupid, but now I know that I am too stupid.
4. Hiding in a small building, you become your own unified country. Who cares what you like to write? The outside world is very cold, let it go, rain, snow, wind and frost have nothing to do with me!
5. Men are dumped, and the problem of money; Women are dumped, they look bad, I am dumped, and you are fucking crazy.
6. Some roads still need to be taken by yourself, and no one needs to accompany them; In some scenes, you can only move yourself, but not others. What's done is done, and blaming yourself won't help.
7. I am the best actor in film and television, the best director in the actor industry, the most skilled screenwriter in the director industry, and the funniest comic dialogue in the screenwriter industry. You have to exert your comprehensive strength these days.
8. My eyes are not as "electric" as Tony Leung Chiu Wai's, my figure is not as good as Aaron Kwok's, and I am not as handsome as Andy Lau's, but my smile is more evil than theirs. Because I am a man show man.
9. Parents: Please don't call your children "Bunny", because from a genetic point of view, this is very bad for you.
10. I'm really sorry that you don't care, and I feel sorry for myself.
1 1. We are all lonely people with masks on our faces and sadness in our hearts.
12. The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I'm not a hero, but the beauty let me through.
13. The biggest shame and distress is when you can't defend everything you love and live for.
14. Many people despise me. Who are you?
15. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.
16. There are too many unreasonable things in this world. After giving me a bath in the bathtub, I have to take a bath. —— Zhou Yunzhe
17. The biggest advantage of getting old is that you don't want what you couldn't get when you were young.
18. Half-life depression became an old man, and self-study roared in the evening breeze. The pearls at the bottom of the pen have nowhere to sell, but they are thrown into wild vines.
19. Being alive has become a burden, laughing and laughing has become a ridiculous role, and I have lost my way, leaving only the shadow and me.
20. I am such a failure that I can't let go of someone who doesn't love me.
Self-mockery of girls after breaking up (2)1. One of the worst moments in life is that after watching a wonderful movie, when the screen turns black, you return to ordinary and boring real life.
22. The ugly duckling turned into a white swan, not because she worked hard, but because her parents were white swans.
23. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!
24. I am a wolf from the south. This society never appreciates this style, preferring moderation and stability. So I have been working hard for decades.
25. "It's okay to laugh at yourself, but you haven't really loved anyone." -Lin Qiuli's tears. "
26. Humble vows can always get me into trouble, even if I say them over and over again.
27. I intended to pick the stars in the sky for you, but I thought about it. I can reach the stars, but I can't reach you.
28. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.
29. What can be foreseen is not the future, and what can be avoided is not accidents.
30. Why do you want to be invisible? Because in this case, at least I can think that you didn't send it to me because I wasn't there.
3 1. The ice stung my soul and made me endure the pain of numbness forever. There are many ways to live. I haven't forgotten the flapping of my wings, I think. -I suddenly thought of her death, but immediately blamed myself and repented.
32. See how ridiculous feelings are. At first I thought I was just a passer-by, but I didn't expect to become a dear. I thought I was the closest, but in the end I was just a passer-by.
33. Put down your attitude, I am the master of my road.
34. When you comfort others, you need a set. When you code yourself, you just want to find a lasso.
Learn to learn and you will find that God has closed the window of English, closed the door of mathematics, blocked the drain pipe of physics and blocked the sewer of chemistry for you.
36. In an argument, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a step gun and a machine gun.
37. I always feel like mud, and when it rains, it becomes mushy.
38. Fantasize that you are a mysterious person who saves the world but hides his achievements and reputation. I fantasize about all the pink Marisol, I fantasize a lot … but it's just a fantasy. In reality, I'm not even fucking a woman
39. The lonely shadow is a book by the window. At the end of the night, the quiet and empty moon turns into an arc and dissipates in the spring of the year. Dead wood and green light are free.
40. I let the person who tripped me never get up again. He who helps me up, I will never fall.
After the breakup, the girl's grief healing department recommended the copy.
After breaking up, the girl's grief healing department is copywriting (I) 1. After breaking up, I want nothing. I just hope that every woman in your future is not as good as one. . .
2. You can't be friends after breaking up. Breaking up, not being friends is giving each other hope. Without any chance, this person has never loved you or stopped loving you. Holding on to hope is simply a kind of torture.
It's almost three months since we broke up. Yesterday, we opened a yellow diamond Today, we found that he came to my space every day, but he was blocked.
Sometimes I will be willful, coquetry, shameless and sulky, but I never thought that we would break up one day. Silly thought that as long as you hold each other's hands, you can go to the end happily.
5. The last innocence, the last impudence. Sorry, I have to go.
6. You give me happiness when I hold hands, and I wish you happiness when I break up.
7. After parting, my hands can no longer touch your temperature.
I think everyone is happy when they are talking about how lonely they are.
9. People who leave will eventually leave, even if they are close; Depend on each other forever, even if the mind goes all the way to Wan Li.
10. People who make you blush at first will make you blush at last.
1 1. I broke up with my boyfriend, played with tutu, and met again. Is it fate?
12. If you don't look for me and I don't look for you, maybe you will become a stranger.
13. Happy breakup, who will be happy after breakup.
14. I don't blame you for breaking up, I only blame myself for not making you like me.
15. The three most romantic words are not "I love you" but "together".
16. I just want to be alone when I am in a bad mood.
17. It is clearly the mouth that broke up at the beginning. Why does my heart hurt now?
18. I tried my best to hide my inner emptiness and barely supported my tired body.
19. Love sometimes feels like being drunk. Clear-headed, but out of control.
20. Be yourself when you break up. A person's world also has ups and downs and beautiful moments, so he is classified as a memory.
Copywriting of the Department of Sorrow Healing for Girls after Breaking Up (Part II) 2 1. Tears of parting add new waves to the long river of memory; The blessing of parting opened the curtain of reunion.
22. I didn't expect that the reason for being together at the beginning turned out to be an excuse to break up.
23. No matter how you break up, you just don't love enough.
24. I left quietly, just as I came gently and waved my sleeves, without taking away a cloud. Please forgive me for leaving and take care of yourself! Happy forever!
25. From then on, let him go to the west wing of the bright moon on the night of unintentional love.
26. It used to be vigorous, it used to be a thousand times, it used to be complacent, and it used to be heartbreaking. Finally, the saddest breakup turned out to be silence.
27. What we are defending is a disaster that is hastily refuted, and an illusion that can't be beaten in a lifetime.
28. Without love, you are doomed not to squeeze into his life.
29. Happy breakup. I wish you happiness. You can't find anything better than me.
30. Every time I'm nervous, I comfort myself that it's all destiny takes a hand, and I just happen to pass by.
3 1. How many people are still in love after breaking up? How many people, obviously still in love, say they have let go. How many people, obviously sad, still say it's good?
32. On the day you left, I decided not to shed tears, but to keep my eyes against the wind for a while.
33. The way to leave, the way we came.
34. Some sadness is unforgettable just because it is real. Those pasts are always entangled in the dark, waiting for opportunities, and having irregular attacks, just because they are unspeakable or unbearable. Tears flow down, with a touch of sadness or unwillingness, but the root of all this sadness is that there is no past and no forgetting. The experience of these tears and the people or things behind them, like a wound that will never heal, will always be engraved in my heart.
35. Why do you need personal consent to like someone and only one person to break up?
36. Mom said that when I graduated, I would introduce you naturally. Now most of the talk is endless, but you feel quite right when you are injured.
37. Happy moments are half with you and half in dreams; The painful moment is half separation and half thinking of you silently.
38. The temperature of breaking up has hit my love to the freezing point.
39. There will be no access control in the future, but remember to go home early.
40. In fact, I have always believed that I don't need to think about anything at all, because I have never forgotten it.
Copywriting of the Department of Sorrow Healing for Girls after Breaking Up (Chapter III) 4 1. The world is very big and small. You never know who you will meet.
42. Bruising is enough, there is no need to shoot through the heart.
43. On the day of parting, I cried all the way, and he followed me without saying a word. After a long time, I turned around and he was gone.
44. Breaking up means that you don't love. Not to mention some high-sounding reasons. It can't be fake.
45. Why do you want to sign another girl's name after breaking up?
46. Feelings are not just your feelings and my wishes. Why do you have to be attached to each other when you love to break up?
47. Emotional things are always hard to say clearly. I know that breaking up is always sad, but in any case, I will always stand by your side and support you. Try to make yourself happy, okay?
48. After breaking up, you still care about me. I mean, do you want to see my jokes or are you still enthusiastic about me?
49. The past has been deeply engraved in my mind, and that wonderful memory will always accompany me.
50. I gave you my youth, but I didn't get never say goodbye. .
5 1. Even if we break up, my heart will still hurt when I hear your name. It's not my fault. It's called conditioned reflex.
No matter who left you, don't forget that you lived alone before he came.
53. You like the sea and I like the waves.
54. Those who agreed to be friends after breaking up became the most familiar strangers.
55. After breaking up, I didn't cry as I expected, but my eyes sweated involuntarily when no one was around.
56. Can tiptoe be closer to happiness?
57. Forget it. Let's break up and stop making unnecessary needles.
58. The world is so big that you can say goodbye to some people and never see them again.
59. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone, only to know that you just want to hear her familiar voice. What you really want to dial is just a string in your heart.
60. Don't wait until it's time to break up to regret not cherishing your feelings; Don't wait for others to admire you before you believe in yourself; Don't wait for others to point it out before you know you are wrong.
After the breakup, the girl was in a bad mood. Say a sentence.
I have seen many sunsets, warm or sad. Light takes away the temperature in the air, cools the hot soil, and smears the outline of thorns and tall grass around it into the gray night.
2. Memory blows away memory, which floats with the past and once described the past.
We should learn to be grateful. He's here. I love him. That's enough.
Choosing a lover doesn't need too many criteria, just three points: don't lie to you, don't hurt you, and accompany you.
5. I want to eat an object without high value; You don't have to be rich; As long as it's good for me.
6. Looking forward to waiting for failure, life is so tangled.
I don't know where I can go. Unaccompanied and cuddled, it's so hard and ridiculous.
8. Only later did I know how important fresh love is, just like expired yogurt, no matter how delicious it is, you should throw it away. How much do you like being so gentle?
9. I pretend that the past is not important. Only to find that I can't.
10. Is it because I love you so much that you want to run away?
1 1. Is it true that in the end, I am the only one left in this city?
12. I don't want to say, I don't want to be sad, but in fact, my heart is still very painful and I still want to cry.
13. Don't go, please stay and don't make me sad again. Don't you think it's not enough to hurt me?
14. You have changed, so have I. Tender feelings can't go back, tears gush, and the most familiar ones have become the most heartbreaking.
15. When I was a child, I liked oranges very much and excitedly said that I would eat oranges all my life; When I grew up, I suddenly stopped eating. There is no reason. If you don't like it, you don't like it. There is nothing wrong with you, and there is nothing wrong with oranges. What is wrong is what you once thought was "a lifetime"!
16. Do you know that I still pity you and have pierced my yesterday and today?
17. Every smiling expression hides sadness.
18. I understand that your love for me is not as firm as mine.
19. You don't have to be cold, I didn't think about entanglement.
20. The wrong relationship, like a necrotic muscle, should be removed as soon as possible. Although you know it will be painful, it is the only chance to live.
Girls are in a bad mood after breaking up (2)1. It used to be said that we would be overwhelmed by other people's words because we were too fragile inside. Later I said: Don't care about other people's opinions, because they have nothing to do with your life. In fact, no one can completely ignore criticism. Those who are extremely free and easy in the face of criticism and laugh it off are not strong enough to care, but the opposite criticism can naturally be disguised. Pretending to force is also a kind of strength.
It is impolite to keep knocking on the door you don't want to open.
23. Youth is a short dream. When you wake up, it has disappeared.
24. You always break your word like this. I wanted to wait for you, but I didn't wait until the wind came and the rain fell.
25. You can't see the pain in my heart or the scars in my heart. You should tidy up your scars, tidy up your wounds, and face the reality with a quiet heart.
26. The so-called true love is that you still cherish each other after losing all your feelings, enthusiasm and romance.
27. If love never comes, if dreams never break, if my heart never hurts, then am I still the person you know?
28. There must be at least two impulses in life, one is desperate love, and the other is a trip when you leave.
29. Counting memories is actually prosperous and beautiful.
Despite the end of the world, I will keep smiling.
3 1. Long time, long commitment, long teenager stays in memory.
32. Time is ruthless, and it will make you feel sorry for what you owe. This will make many apologies too late.
33. Loneliness means that no one is with you, and loneliness means that no one understands you.
34. Only blame us for being too young. We want love but we can't give each other the future we want.
When I don't know what adjectives to use to modify our love, I find that it is just an uncountable noun to you.
36. When everything can't go back, when I decided to leave, you realized that I was left out. I don't want much, but you don't give enough. Even a gentle hug is happy for me.
37. Lovers' tears will make them drunk, and affectionate hearts will be broken when they are rubbed. Anyone who drinks this cup of love will get drunk.
38. How many people, obviously sad, smile and say that I am fine.
39. If you don't contact me and I don't contact you, we don't care.
40. Not arguing is compassion; Wisdom without arguing; If you don't smell it, it means purity; Not greedy is to pay; Breaking evil is good; If you change, it means repentance; If you are humble, you respect Buddha; If you keep the ceremony, you keep the precepts; If you forgive, it means liberation; If you are satisfied, it means letting go; If you are good for others, it means self-interest.
After the breakup, the girl was in a bad mood. Sentence (Part III) 4 1. I am the one who said malicious words, and I am also sad. I have to go first. I am also a person who often turns around.
42. The most painful thing is not parting, but memories after parting.
43. There is nothing to complain about in life. Now all the pain is paid for the choices we make.
44. It turns out that all our youth is a dark wound.
45. I want to find a good friend with whom we can talk. We are not love, but incomparable friendship.
46. Life is a noisy drama. I am just an ordinary passer-by, but I am confident that I can light my heart and resolve my confusion.
47. Sometimes it is ourselves who refuse true love. We are afraid, even afraid, that we will not be loved from the bottom of our hearts, because we seldom love others without selfishness. Refuse to pay, refuse to be serious, and don't want to love until you have confirmed that the other person's love is fierce in countless tests, but often at this time, the person who loves you has turned away.
I will never forget my promise to you.
49. What can I say? Feelings are as ruthless as killers and as unpredictable as the wind. They blow all over everyone, but they won't stay for anyone.
50. It was just a scam before, and he deeply hurt all of us.
5 1. Whose eyes were dazzled by the prosperous peach blossoms that year, and whose eyes were lost by her conquest that year.
52. There are some things that you know are wrong, but you have to insist because you are unwilling; Some people, knowing that they are in love, still have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, you have to move on knowing that there is no way out, because you are used to it.
53. The day I miss most is the day when I made fun of you and you smiled at me.
You don't have to forget the past, but you must let it go.
55. I will never contact you, just to let you live a good life with him; Forever, only your memory will accompany me. I think if you forget me, you will be happier. Let's not contact each other and leave each other alone. You can't see the sadness, so let time heal slowly.
56. My loneliness has come to an end, and I'm fed up with twists and turns.
57. Even if you are unhappy, you will never disturb the happiness of others. This is the principle.
58. Seeing the departure of time, we wake up one month and fly over an ocean of time. We are often hurt in love.
59. Who should be robbed by whom has become an obsession.
60. I am within your reach and beyond your reach.
Sad and sad copy after boys and girls broke up.
Sad and sad copy after boys and girls broke up. 1. There will never be a lack of the most sincere feelings in the diary. Look at your diary, who is still in the corner of your memory.
2. A sad song, singing acacia geometry, the noisy world, closing your eyes, everything is replaced by music. Just lonely, not depraved.
3. Think of this as the burning youth, the last willfulness of the years, do what you want to do and meet the person you like.
I have always wondered why some people keep hurting others, but they cry for the pain.
5. Turn around, a wisp of Leng Xiang is far away, the snow is deep, and the smile is shallow. Will you fight me in the afterlife? Always born in a casual year. Look back at the other side. Even if it is found that the situation is longer.
6. Faraway friends, please accept my heartfelt blessing: every year, every month; Weeks are carefree and every day is complete; Happy forever, carved flat; Happy every minute, safe every minute!
7. It's raining in the sky. Manzhu is red everywhere, and the running water forgets Sichuan.
8. A gust of wind, falling flowers everywhere; The world is like paper, a few true friends! Holding a silver hoe, I feel homesick with tears. Don't mention it, so worried, only sad to death.
9. It's already late at night, and the rain outside the window is crying, clinging to love, tangled with past dreams, wandering in the sea of people, and losing you and me at first.
10. Cowherd and Weaver Girl have nothing to envy, and it is even more incredible to designate Tanabata as China Valentine's Day-do we have to beg China lovers to become desolate people across the river? On the contrary, the old saying "Daughter's Day" is more pertinent-which woman doesn't need to be smart? In the old society where men dominated everything, in the modern society where women are more eager for happiness.
1 1. Don't worry about what you can't get. People with negative energy should stay away. Life is hard, don't add sadness to yourself. Find a person full of energy, or make yourself the person full of positive energy. You know, the unhappy yesterday has passed, and today is a new beginning.
12. Is it because we are too young to stick to ourselves, or our commitment is too weak to stand up to gossip?
13. Summer sadness and laziness are rampant. Like water, time has not passed.
14. In this cold season, missing is a glass of cold water. I dare not touch it. I didn't want to touch it, but I accidentally knocked it over. Missing turns into an ocean, and the surging tide drowns me inch by inch.
15. Look up at the pedestrians on the road, they are all in a hurry. The solstice of winter has not yet arrived, and the cold at this moment is not biting. I think a person walking on the road, looking at the leaves that will not fall, will make me feel a little sad, feel the warmth of home, and involuntarily speed up my steps. Again remind of the ancient poem, Chai Men smell dogs barking, hakodate.
16. I didn't know that when you weren't looking for the sun, it was so bleak to stare at the sky, and the plaintive cry of snowbirds swept by obliquely. I saw your face in the light blue sky, so I smiled, because I saw you, as happy as a child.
17. The prosperity of the world can't hide the pain in my heart, and the clouds everywhere can't take away the dull past.
18. It turns out that growth is a kind of pain with fresh blood.
19. Life is often like this, and the people you end up with are often people you didn't expect.
20. I don't know whether the fleeting time blurs my memory or the years are too pale! The back is diluted!
Sad and sad copy of boys and girls after breaking up Part II 2 1. If confession is a kind of injury, I choose a lie. If lies are also hurt, I choose silence.
22. It is often not the eyes that see things clearly. Just as things in the night are always more attractive than things in the light, they lure me from pain to the power of pain.
23. To fall in love with someone is to fall in love with a wound. Every love, like a fresh wound, grows in the heart and occasionally hurts.
24. Low resentment, even resentment, tears of praise, autumn leaves, fell on the earth
25. When you are sad, you don't have to rush to brew tears. When real sorrow comes, it will be like madness. Valium injections are not always easy to use.
26. I've been singing this song all my life. When you come, I'll whisper it when it fades.
27. When I love you, everything is beautiful; When I blame you, life is gloomy. Why is there only sadness after joy?
28. He is very nice, mature and steady, and humorous. His only shortcoming is that he doesn't love you.
29. I always can't bear to turn everything into a mottled desolation in my memory.
30. I like Zhang Ailing's sentence very much: It only takes two things to forget someone. New love and time. I think if you haven't forgotten him. I just don't have enough time, and my new love is not good. One day all this will be available. What do you want from him? Sad sentence
3 1. Tears ask how flowers will end, like heart, like love, like parting!
I love you. I love our children. I can't bear to hurt him. What should I do? Can I not be cruel? ...
33. I am young, and so am I. Dark clouds cover the moon, people can't see anywhere, and they can't tell how lonely they are.
Maybe you won't know how important I am to you until I forget, give up and leave.
35. Huang Zhongze, a poet in Qing Dynasty, suffered many misfortunes in his life. He lost the imperial examination again and again, and there is a sad voice in his poems. Therefore, in the impression of ordinary people, Huang is a lonely and frustrated poet.
I will never love anyone, even you.
37. Long-distance love requires that you can tolerate loneliness. This kind of love requires a kind of happy hope, even if it is vague. This is the spiritual pillar that supports your belief in this relationship.
38. I feel numb No matter how many times I hurt him, it is far from the pain of the first injury.
39. I just want to give my mood a holiday, even if my life is lonely and dull. But at least you don't have to be disappointed again and again!
40. Without you in this life, no matter how beautiful the dream is, it is just a blank trip.
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