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Please help me find some compositions! (Send all 5 articles, thank you. )

I like music.

I have a dream since I was a child, dreaming of becoming a singer, but it is the kind of strength plus idol. I love this profession because I like singing very much. I am crazy about singing!

For me, a song is a "magic flute", which can make you change into another state in an instant, make you crazy, and make you lyrical.

What makes you "changeable" comes from its wide range and many kinds of songs.

Besides, songs are still a bottle of "seasoning" for me. I will tell you the function of "flavoring agent" one by one.

In life, we will inevitably quarrel and fight with our classmates or friends. Sometimes, we always feel guilty about it, and sometimes we even cry quietly ... At this time, we need a song, a song that can represent our friendship. I think Wang Zheng's good boy is the best choice.

When we are in adolescence, there will always be some rebellious psychology. During the time when we get along with our parents, there will always be a little "passion episode". Although this "episode" can't break the relationship between father and daughter (son), it will inevitably leave a bad impression on the other side. If you apologize to your parents and present a song "Listen to Mom" after the incident, maybe you will find a smile on your parents' faces at this time. ...

If there is a misunderstanding between friends, for example, he suspects that you don't cherish this friendship. You can contribute "cotton candy" of a top combine like him. Maybe he will snap his fingers and smile, but the most important thing is that you take concrete actions and think deeply.

The above is the background of music story that I feel from music or understand by myself. But it is better to say "tell" than "feel". Yes! It was the music that told me. He told me the story in the lyrics and the artistic conception of the story in the song. ...

So I said: Music is indeed a magic flute and a small bottle of "seasoning".

I love music! Forever ~

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A dull genius

Guo Jingjing said: "I am stupid, and I can't do well in other majors. If I work, I think I will choose a job related to diving. " In just a few words, I must be plain and without hesitation.

Zhang Yue, the host, asked Xu Anhua, "Many Hong Kong directors were your assistants at the beginning. Do you think you are particularly good? " She smiled and said, "Excellent? I feel inferior. I can't drive, I can't tell my right hand from my left, and I often have to brake but step on the accelerator. I can't cook or do housework; I can't speak when there are many people, and I always can't express myself. ...

In an autobiography, Jia Pingwa described why he wrote: I have been slow, slow and stupid since I was a child, and I can never do what others think is easy to learn. At that time, I had no skills and strength in the countryside, but my body was thin and I couldn't lift my hands and shoulders, which made many jokes. Finally, the captain had no choice but to arrange for me to run a wall newspaper and do some drawing publicity work ... I thought this was my only talent, so I tried my best to make it brilliant. ...

There is a saying in my hometown that "many skills don't support my family". This means that the more a person knows, the greater his skill, and the easier it is to accomplish nothing. Because you are arrogant and fickle, you often can't concentrate. People who know that they are "stupid" know how to foster strengths and avoid weaknesses, and know how to cherish the only window given to them by God, so as to develop their own advantages. This article may not have enough words. Please add some.

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My favorite TV series

My favorite TV series is that there are aliens at home. This winter vacation, I watch this TV series on TV every day. I think every actor in this TV play is very good and the plot is very funny. I often laugh at it.

This TV series has 100 episodes. Its plot is mainly about a simple-minded and kind-hearted father, a crazy, affectionate and always in trouble alien mother, a seemingly thoughtful adult's son, and a cool and intelligent alien daughter Kerr in the Tang Dynasty. Interesting things happened between them.

The episode I watched yesterday was about the composition written by Tang Ku, and the teacher gave zero. His father was angry when he read his composition, because it said that his father was an asshole who could only drink. Mom was also very angry because her composition was about her father and sister, not herself. Don doesn't care to see his father and mother angry. Blame all this on my sister Kerr. The main reason for this phenomenon is that the materials Chloe helped him find are not good.

Next, his father asked him to rewrite his composition, and his parents asked him to write himself. As a result, he combined cockroaches with his parents to write a composition. The composition says that dad is hardworking and brave, but simple-minded. Although my mother is beautiful and kind, her mind is simple. But the teacher asked him to write a composition after reading it. Because of the composition, his parents were written as cockroaches. The teacher stressed that if his family really can't write, he can write and write. So he decided to write about today's dinner. My mother said, what can be described should be described. Father said, we must integrate our inner feelings. My sister said that we should look at the essence through the phenomenon and look at the problem in three points. He wrote a composition combining the opinions of three people. But the teacher gave him a comment: the description of braised pork is too poor. Double the practice of composition.

After two failed compositions, Tang Buku wrote a composition "My Mother" according to his own ideas seriously without anyone's guidance, which was well received by the teacher. The whole family is happy for him.

I like this TV series very much, because the actors' acting skills are not only funny, but also make me understand one thing-don't be afraid of failure, as long as you keep working hard, you will always succeed.

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Be wary of becoming a "strawberry family"

Reality often conflicts with ideals, and there is pressure if there is contradiction. Maybe you have an ideal lamp in your heart, but it seems out of reach; Maybe you want to do good, but you make a mess of things; Maybe you hate vulgarity, but you are addicted to all the trivial things in the world; Maybe you planted seeds, but because you are not good at farming, you have paid all your efforts, but you can't bear fruit; Maybe your heart is beyond yourself, but in reality you deny it one by one ... the pressure keeps coming. If you want to be a full, handsome and optimistic person, you must learn to bear pressure.

There is a saying that everything becomes gold. Patience does not mean submission. Patience is to accumulate strength and prepare for the next success. Patience is foresight, patience for a while, calm down; Take a step back and broaden the horizon. Perhaps the sudden rainstorm will make you sad, but you don't need to stand in the rainstorm to express your dissatisfaction, and you don't need to pay attention to it, because without the sadness of the rainstorm, there will be no rare joy after the rainstorm. Maybe the sudden arrival of winter will make you cold to the bone, but you don't need to hit the door of winter with your whole body to express your resistance. You don't need to care, because if winter comes, can spring be far behind?

There are many unexpected things in life, that is, "I want to cross the Yellow River, but the ice-choked ferry has to climb the snowy Taihang Mountain". Otherwise, how can there be "it's hard to go! The sigh of "many roads, safe today" after a hard journey? However, if you can resist the pressure and get up again after falling down, you will still have the great ambition and heroism of "I will ride the waves in and set my cloudy sail straight and bridge the deep, deep sea one day".

Angular teenagers don't know that real mountains are made of stone, and they always try their best to hit Mars. I don't know that the imaginary cloud is made of rain, so nothing can stop it from spreading at will. After maturing under pressure again and again, the childish tail disappears.

Let's bear the storms, hardships, setbacks and all the pressures of life with perseverance, magnanimity and broad mind!

Let's grow up and not be a strawberry family!

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My decompression prescription

After the rain, seven colors of rainbows hung in the sky, which is particularly beautiful, but behind the beautiful harvest, we paid the rain. So is life. How can you see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain? To accept, you must pay! -Inscription I accepted the summer, but I paid the flowers and birds in spring. I accepted the boundless snow, but I paid strong perseverance in the biting cold wind; I accepted the rising of the rising sun, but paid a sweet dream; I accepted good memories, but I miss my hometown. I accepted an independent life, but paid the pain of parting; I accepted the happiness of collective life, but paid the warmth of home; I accepted my friend's advice, but I shed tears of regret. I accepted the teacher's hard education, but paid precious time; I accepted the encouragement of my classmates, but I paid the courage; I accepted the shameful history of China, but I paid my heartfelt feelings; I accepted today full of happiness, but paid a wonderful yesterday; I accepted a lot, but I also paid a lot! Life is beautiful, life is precious, and God is fair, but God is also ruthless. The more we want, the more we lose. Looking up, I found that the rainbow in the sky had disappeared, and beauty was short-lived. Because what we pay is limited, and what we gain is limited. Those who get twice the result with half the effort and get nothing for nothing are only short-term gains. Life is like a rainbow in the sky, and beautiful colors will only bloom after rain!