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Give me some brain teasers or jokes.

1. What does it mean to kill two birds with one stone?

2. Why don't vampires like juice?

3. What door won't open?

4. What fruit looks red and white when eaten and black when spit out? (I made this up myself)

5. What hat can't I wear?

6. What are men and women?

7. An ant arrived in the United States from China, but it only took about 30 seconds. Is it possible?

8. What do women lose unconsciously?

9. Why do black people like to eat white chocolate?

10. What fakes are people willing to buy?

1 1. Under what circumstances is a person really at the mercy of others?

12. What gets dirtier the more you wash it?

13. A cow took a step to the west and another step to the east with its tail hanging down. Where is its tail now?

14. Xiaoming eats the master every day. Is he a monster?

15. When cycling to the right, which tire does not turn?

16。 A man was chased by a tiger and suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim, but he passed. Why?

17. foxes are often infatuated with boys, so what is the essence, and men and women are infatuated together?

18. Which doctor doesn't treat himself?

19. Who can't know about family travel?

20。 What is the road to China?

2 1. Li Jun's plane took off from the Capital Airport and then flew south. An hour has passed. Where should he be now?

22. When will the horse tumble?

23. What clothes are bigger to buy?

24. Who is not afraid of the cold?

The doctor told the little master that he went to the zoo yesterday and saw the animals in the park, but the little master made sure that the doctor didn't see any animals in the zoo. Do you know what animal it is?

26. Someone must know what is missing.

27。 Who watches TV the most attentively?

28. Gorillas are the cleverest in the zoo, so what animal is the second cleverest?

29. Who is the easiest person to adapt to local life after going abroad?

30. What can others kick you but can't?

3 1. What grain depot or ammunition depot is larger?

32. Why are you not afraid to eat duck eggs in the exam?

33. Who is better than Transformers?

34. What car's wheels can only rotate but not move forward?

35. What kind of jobs do people like to know perfectly well?

36. Why are snakes and mice kept together in the zoo?

37. When you speak ill of others, what will others say?

38. One thing is useless, but Xiao Chen still puts it down gently. Why?

39。 Why can a prodigy be admitted to a prestigious school?

40。 The doctor killed a fly. Why did she regret it very much?

4 1. Xiaoming bought a pair of new shoes that are too big. What should he do to make them the right size?

42. What roads extend in all directions, but people can't walk?

43. Some people are happy to be called ghosts. Why?

No plagiarism! Typing is not easy either.