QQ makes fun jokes about your mood, whether riding a bicycle is fashionable depends on whether you are really poor

1 It is better for two people to be together every day than to be apart. Distance brings beauty.

2 In this game of life, there is no truth, only big adventures.

3 It takes more emotion to hate someone than to love someone.

4 It’s empty talk, but it’s evidence of eating.

5 It’s good to be alive, life is so good.

6 Youth is short-lived, so it’s better to express love as early as possible. Our slogan is: Confess early, reject early, and feel at ease early.

7 In fact, the most numerous animals in the zoo are people.

8 Can’t be reformed, can only be cremated

9 When I see you, my eyes are filled with surprise; my skin is close to yours, and the smooth feeling fills my heart; I smell it Your body fragrance makes me want to elope with you; with you, I refuse to accept red envelopes and feel upright! Fengyoujing.

10 I like you because you are beautiful, and you are beautiful just because I like you.

11 It is not difficult to do something, the difficult thing is to persist; it is not difficult to persist, The difficulty is to persevere to the end.

12 There is only one Bruce Lee in the world, but there are thousands of imitators, and I am one of them, Li Fujun.

13 I don’t like you because I’m beautiful, I just love you because I like you.

14 If the notebook is broken, put it in water to soak; if the old one is not removed, the new one will not come!

15 Ordinary people can do extraordinary things. Believe in yourself, and you can do it too.

16 There is no one before, no one after, no Bruce Lee before, no imitator after.

17 The dream is beautiful, but when you wake up, it is false.

18 Winter is coming, will spring come? Summer is coming, will autumn not come?

19 A cat chases a mouse and is nosy; a rabbit chases an eagle and looks for trouble.

20 Sometimes I know I am wrong, but I make mistakes again and again, my dear! This is not for you!

21 Wow! A cow is flying in the sky. < /p>

22 Put flowers in cow dung, make flowers into cow dung?

23 Everyone creates quality, everyone enjoys quality.

24 Is riding a bicycle fashionable? Depends on whether you are really poor.

25 Zhu Bajie’s farts are extraordinary.

26 If you tell me to get out, I won’t get out, I will leave.

27 Some idol dramas are particularly pure, which is really a little bit No acting skills.

28 You say I’m stupid! I won’t give you more knowledge because you’re more stupid than me!

29 The tragic reasons for love: Don’t give the other person space when you get better, don’t give it when you hate him The other party

30 You told me to get out, and I left; you asked me to come back, I'm sorry! I've already gone away!

31 I will know that you are not a good person as soon as I open my eyes. < /p>

32 Why bother regretting the present, why bother in the past; regretting the past, it is better to strive for the future

33 You asked me to die, and I died, what will you do?

34 Pindao As soon as you cast the spell, you will know that you are a monster. Some acquaintances, are you old friends?

1. It would be nice if summer could always be like this. Sometimes the pear blossoms bring rain, and sometimes the wind blows late at night, and the air is moist and crisp, Running into the wind is like running into someone's arms.

2. The relationship between people is sometimes like a sweater. When knitting, every stitch is done carefully, and when it is taken apart, it only needs to be pulled gently. Maybe it is just a joke, maybe it is unintentional. A small misunderstanding, all the emotions will never be seen again! Friendships don’t matter, the most important thing is to be with each other through thick and thin; no matter how long the relationship lasts, the most important thing is to respond to every request.

3. It’s hard to even like someone after being alone for a long time.

4. Wukong was met on the way to seek scriptures, Bajie was met on the way to seek scriptures, Monk Sha was met on the way to seek scriptures, and so is the white dragon horse, so you must meet someone who can go with you all the way. , you must hit the road first!

5. The status quo is not easy to change. Even if you work hard enough, it will be difficult to see the effect in a short period of time.

So sometimes what you think can't be changed may just be that you haven't seen the effect for the time being, rather than not working hard enough. Change requires long-term efforts, not quick success. Again, except for things that humans cannot change, every effort you make will subtly affect the trajectory of your life.

6. First become the person you like more, and then meet someone you don’t need to please.

7. Because you are too enthusiastic, you always feel that others are too indifferent to you; because you love someone too much, you feel that others do not love you anymore if they neglect you. Focus more on yourself and you will reduce a lot of pretentious emotions.

8. Some dreams are from previous lives. Some acquaintances, maybe old friends. Some encounters are determined by causes and conditions. Are some grievances hidden behind the scenes? Somewhat familiar, have we met before? Some feelings are connected. Some scenes feel like you have been there before. Are some stories continuing the past? Brightness and extinction, everything is like an illusion or a dream. Ethereal and misty, ultimately indistinguishable.

10. No one ever reads for the sake of reading. People only read themselves, discover themselves or check themselves in books.

11. A person should not waste a day. He should at least listen to a good song, read a good poem, and look at a good painting. If possible, at least say something sensible.

12. Most encounters on the Internet are like two intersecting lines. After the intersection, they become farther and farther apart. They repeat over and over again from unfamiliar to familiar, and from familiar to unfamiliar, and finally forget each other on the Internet. The sea is vast, leaving behind bitterness or sweetness, kindness or resentment. How many years later, who will still remember whose words, who will still care about whose joys and sorrows...

13. You can enter and exit, and you can still leave. , cute or resentful, able to get together without falling apart, is the most lasting kind of good friend.

14. One day, when I am old, someone will ask me which period of my life is the happiest. Perhaps, I will say without hesitation, it was when I was in my teens. At that time, love had not yet come, and life was carefree; the most painful things were just tests and exams. I felt a lot of pressure at the time, but looking back later, I realized how small it was.

15. Be quiet in everything you do; come quietly, go quietly, work quietly, harvest quietly, and avoid making noise.

16. The best learning is reflection on the past, and the best lesson is the failure you have experienced.

17. Under the spring breeze, there are many flowers that have withered. A fragrant road travels through many corners of the world. You don’t understand my story, it’s a sad myth. You don’t understand my world, it’s not just a little time difference. Dear, do you understand me? I am a silent grass, not suitable for the prosperity of the world. I am an elegant wandering cloud, advocating freedom from worries.

18. Don’t be afraid, don’t worry. Ten years from now, everything will be just a side dish.

19. Life will eventually wither in time, but the soul can be replenished in the years; the body cannot escape the fate of disappearing, but the spirit can cross the bottleneck of time and space. You can endure loneliness, but don’t give up the pursuit; you can face the void, but you can’t lose your longing.

20. Give life to time, rather than time to life. Happiness depends on your mentality, not what you have

1. Happiness depends on your mentality, not what you have.

2. Happy people like silence. People who keep talking about how happy they are must be weak inside. When a person's heart is strong enough, it is useless to say it or not. The most important thing is to choose the direction that suits you best and keep going. Find the most certain information in life. Those who are similar will eventually come together, and those who are dissimilar will eventually go in opposite directions.

3. If you say you will come at four o'clock in the afternoon, I will start to feel very happy from three o'clock in the afternoon. The closer the time is, the happier I will feel. By four o'clock, I will be restless. I have discovered the value of happiness, but if you come at any time, I will not know when I will be ready to meet your mood.

——Antoine de Saint-Exupery, "The Little Prince"

4. If you just want to be happy, it is not difficult at all.

The difficulty is that we always expect to be happier than others.

5. God will not allow all happiness to be concentrated on one person: getting love does not necessarily mean having money; having money does not necessarily mean getting happiness; getting happiness does not necessarily mean having health; having health does not necessarily mean everything will go as you wish. Maintaining a contented and happy attitude is the best way to temper your mind and purify your soul. ——Yang Jiang

6. No one is perfect. The so-called happiness lies in recognizing one's limits and being content with them.

——Romain Rolland's "John Christophe"

7. Whoever matures sooner or later and gradually learns to tolerate the cruel misfortune of life is happy. . ——Pushkin

8. To measure whether a person is happy, we should not see how many happy things he has, but whether he is worried about some small things. Only happy people will care about trivial matters. Those who are experiencing great catastrophes have no time to worry about such small things. ——Schopenhauer

9. Happiness does not conform to Newton’s law of inertia at all. It always stops abruptly when it is gliding most smoothly. —— Dean

10. God makes us accustomed to various things, which is to use them to replace happiness. -------Evgeny Onegin

11. For so many years, a person can pretend to be everything, but he cannot pretend to be happy. —— Borges

12. A beggar will not be jealous of a millionaire, but he will definitely be jealous of a beggar with a higher income. ——"The Road to Happiness"

13. The secret of happiness is: try to expand the scope of your interests and be as friendly as possible to the people and things you are interested in. ——Russell

14. No matter what the truth is, you will be happy every inch you advance. Even if you are driving an old shabby car, as long as you are moving forward, with an occasional breeze, this is happiness. ——Hu Shi

15. Instead of saying “knowledge is power”, it is better to say that knowledge is happiness. Because with extensive and profound knowledge, we can distinguish between true and false, good and evil, and distinguish between high and low.

16. People have to grow up, and one day you will be walking happily on the street pushing a stroller, and the love you once had, no matter what it was, will turn into the wind and disappear in the tunnel of time. . So move forward, move forward, no need to look back. —— Hayao Miyazaki's "The Cat's Repayment"

17. Just in time, I saw your happy look, so I was happy with your happiness. ——Haruki Murakami, "South of the Border and West of the Sun"

18. Money worship refers to a belief that money is the only measure of a person's success. This wrong idea leads people to destroy their own nature, reduce the joy of life, increase tension, and make the entire society negative, boring, and lacking in illusions. Silence all the great desires of the human heart. Because of the fear of losing money, people have more worries and troubles, which exhausts their ability to obtain happiness. ━━Russell

19. Happiness is like a butterfly, when you chase it, it is difficult to get. But it can land on you when you sit quietly. ——Nathaniel Hawthorne

20. The greatest happiness in life is the belief that someone loves us. -----Hugo

21. Some people say that disasters and misfortunes can make human nature noble. This is not true; sometimes what makes people take noble actions is happiness and pride. Disasters and misfortunes can make people noble in most cases. Situations can only make people smaller-minded and more vengeful. —— Maugham, "The Moon and Sixpence"

22. If there is such a state in the world: the soul is very full and peaceful, neither nostalgic for the past nor extravagant expectations for the future, letting time pass by and just grasping the present. , there is no sense of lack or enjoyment, neither happiness nor sorrow, neither seeking nor fearing, but only feeling one's own existence. People in this state can say that they are happy. ——Rousseau's "The Dream of a Lonely Walker"

23. There is no such thing as happiness or misfortune in the world, there is only one situation compared with another. Only those who have endured the bitter wind and rain holding a wooden board in the sea can realize how precious happiness is.

Enjoy the joy of life to the fullest, and always remember that before God reveals the future of mankind, human wisdom is contained in two words: wait and hope. ——Alexander Dumas

24. Don’t argue with people easily. When someone has an inconsequential dispute with you, let him win, because you have nothing to lose. In fact, half of the happiness in life must be fought for, and the other half must be followed. Fight, not with others, but with hardship. Following doesn’t mean going with the flow, but knowing where to stop and then settle down. If you fight, you will have fewer regrets in life; if you follow suit, those who are content will always be happy.

(The picture comes from Maarten Boffe’s oil painting) Funny mood phrases that take pleasure in you - are you a thing

If you don’t take medicine when you catch a cold, it will take 7 days to get better; If you go to the hospital to see a doctor and take medicine, you will be fine in a week

Put down one hook, hook up another, discharge one electricity, and electrocute one piece.

All mistakes are made with absolutely correct beliefs.

Why is the sun so hot? He can't burn firewood, right?

It is not scary to hide a knife in a smile, but the scary thing is that it is difficult to guard against the hidden meanness.

Don’t shock me with your eyes, because my glasses are insulated.

You say you are so cold, but in fact I am colder than you.

Don’t pretend to be Superman in front of me, because your underwear doesn’t look good.

A pack of gold leaves, smoked until dark, your indifference, the more I think about it, the more heartbroken I get. It was both heartbreaking and exhausting.

The first thing I want to do when I wake up every morning is to sleep

Hey, your ugliness can bring out the beauty of the world.

Love--is the sum of all permutations of men and women.

The most contradictory question in history, are you a thing?

We can all use our cheeky spirit wherever we are.

It is better to play the piano to a cow than to a sheep, because he will not have the temper of a cow.

You take your overpass and I take mine.

Looking at a temple from a distance, looking at our alma mater from a closer look, there are more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 monks.

You look like a joke and live like nonsense.

The rain has stopped and the sky has cleared up. Woman, you clean the house slowly, and I will clean the world for you.

There are so many puppies on the street, but I can never find the one that is you.

I am no longer young, I am getting old; I am no longer getting old, I am on the way to getting older.

Since ancient times, it would be better to find an ugly man.

Don’t always call me a beast. Get to know me better and you will know that I am not as good as a beast.

I can’t stop thinking about you, that’s because you are too ridiculous.

The moonlight is so bright, and the stars are so bright.

I don’t want to, I don’t want to, I don’t want to go to work, I just want to sleep, get paid, and have a big meal...

I saw a penny on the side of the road, and I was about to bend down to pick it up. , it turned out to be phlegm!----Holy crap, who spits so roundly!

It’s not like flying to the moon, driving the bus like a rocket!

Mature people don’t ask about the past, smart people don’t ask about the present, and open-minded people don’t ask about the future.

Let me tell you, if people can live in the past, then I would rather not live in the future

I did not force you to grow up like Manyu Jiaxin, and there is no reason for you to force me to surpass Li Ka-shing.

Even if you are not in love, you still feel lovelorn, and it is very strong.

In the lonely age, one can only climb the wall and wait for Hong Xing.

Don’t call me rustic, it’s called retro. Don’t call me vulgar, it’s called ethnic.

Go to bed when you are tired from playing and continue playing in your dreams.

Going to work is like a marriage in the old days. Even though you are unhappy, you still have to stay together.

A good lover makes you want to get married, and a bad lover makes you want to leave home.

Our gaze: looking forward. Xiang Hou earns money.

It’s your business to tell or not, and it’s mine to listen or not. You have nothing to do with my affairs!

You can deny my present, but you are not qualified to evaluate my future!

You said your leaving was my loss, but I’m sorry, I bought insurance.

Let’s play Landlords without Landlords

Facing the sea, spring flowers are blooming, but unfortunately this is just my screensaver status.

I raised my knife to the sky and said to the sky with a smile: "Don't make trouble"

It doesn't matter if five words __________ fall from the sky

Boss , do you have Nestlé? Give me a bottle of Youlemei

The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but that I am invisible and you are online, but you are online and I am invisible.

I have passed by a person countless times, and my clothes were all torn and there were no sparks.

I sent my heart to the wrong address. Can you please return it to me now?

On Qingming Festival, buy flowers to commemorate the dead love.

Don’t argue with a fool, otherwise others will not be able to figure out who is the fool.

Without you, the sky is so blue, the grass is so green, and even the insane have become smarter!

I also understand very well that youth is short and what should I do after it is burned out by a fire.

My ears are not trash cans. Don’t throw anything in there.

The best way to reply to a ridiculous argument is to shut up - and let him continue.

In addition to sulfuric acid, there are also makeup removers that can disfigure people.