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The humor of the hotel lady 1 went on a business trip with colleagues from other places. Local colleagues were hospitable and hosted a banquet in characteristic hotel's private room that night. After sitting down, a dozen men and women have been chatting, and only one person is ordering. After ordering, I asked everyone's opinion: "The food is ready. Is there anything else to add? " In this case, in Beijing, we usually ask the young lady to quote the name of the dish she ordered. So a buddy in Beijing said, "Miss, report it." Miss saw his one eye, nothing happened. "Miss, report it!" Dude, it's a little urgent. Miss face flushed, still nothing happened. "What? I asked you to report it. Did you hear that? " Dude, it's really urgent. A female colleague hurriedly dozen circle field: "Miss, you hurry up and report one by one!" " The young lady mumbled something and asked, "So, so ... is it okay to hold a woman instead of a man?" "poof!" A female colleague just took a long sip of tea and sprayed it all on the person in front. A dozen people laughed, and the young lady was at a loss. 10 supply Serve the first one first and mix with lapis lazuli. A large plate of thin face was served, followed by several dishes of ingredients and sauces. Miss didn't pay attention when serving, and a drop of sauce spilled on a buddy's pants. That buddy is also deliberately teasing, pretending to be unhappy and asking the young lady, "What should I do?" The young lady said calmly, "Whatever you want." "What do you suggest?" "Do what you want?" "What do you usually do here?" "Why don't I help you?" "Very good." I saw the young lady quickly pour several dishes of ingredients and sauces on the rapier, holding chopsticks in one hand and spoons in the other, and stirring them with several brushes. Then he said to his buddy, "Sir, you can eat." The buddy stared at the plate for a long time without saying anything, and another colleague said "thank you" to the lady for him. The main course is served-roast leg of lamb, a big plate of meat bones and a plate of salt and pepper. A Beijing buddy loves this mouth so much that he grabbed a leg of lamb unceremoniously. Click is a bite, and he eats and drinks. The young lady looked at it and said, "Sir, this should be dipped." The elder brothers looked puzzled at the young lady and then at the local colleagues. A local colleague said, "It tastes better when dipped in it." The buddy then stood up with a leg of lamb and clicked again. The young lady hurried over and asked, "Do you need anything, sir?" "ah? No. ""Then please sit down and eat. " The buddy sat down and muttered, looking at everyone, lost. Carefully hold the leg of lamb to your mouth and take a careful bite. The young lady added, "Sir, you should dip this." Buddy stood up, waved a leg of lamb and shouted angrily, "How can you eat standing and sitting?" ! ? "Table 4 is full, and the leaders are coming. The house was full of greetings. The lady next to the banquet is very beautiful, new, inexperienced and quite tight. Everyone sat down, and someone called, "Miss, tea!" " Miss hurried forward and pointed: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, * * * seven! "Everyone laughed, and the leader went on to say," Pour the tea! " Miss quickly "checked" it again: "7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, or 7." Someone asked, "What are you counting?" The young lady hesitated and replied in a low voice, "I am a dog." "Everyone was very angry and shouted," Call your manager! "When the manager came in, he hung his hand, smiled and asked," What do you want to tell me? " The leader said, "Don't ask more questions. Go and check the young lady's age. " The manager was puzzled and did as he said. He replied: "18 years old, dog!" The leader smiled and everyone laughed. It is not convenient for everyone to pursue the massive failure of leaders. Miss and manager are like falling into the clouds. /joke _12 _ 92510 _1.html5 drank for 30 days and served a dish: "Stewed tortoise! "Everyone is happy, but they haven't forgotten the rules. Someone shook the turtle's head with a bamboo stick and said, "lead, lead!" " The leader looked at the turtle's crazy shaking head and was unhappy. He didn't want to reconcile the ending of this statement, and he didn't want to go against everyone's good wishes. He tasted the soup with a spoon and said, "Good, good! Please make yourself at home. Someone said, "Yes, turtles should drink soup!" " ! "The leader was so angry that he almost spit. After a while, the soup was almost finished, and something came out and asked, "Miss, what is this?" The young lady quickly replied, "Yes. "Everyone said with surprise:" Leaders eat first, leaders eat first! " The leader didn't hear the words "bad luck" and was very happy to call the young lady: "Give it to everyone! "For a long time, the young lady didn't move, and the leader asked angrily," Why, can't you explain this clearly? " Miss embarrassedly said, "there are seven people and six * * *. How to divide it? "Hearing this, everyone looked at each other, full of food, hard to swallow.