Humorous jokes in work and life

1, my colleague went to see a new client, and didn't know his name when he went. When he arrived at the client company, they shook hands and introduced themselves conveniently. Hello, my name is Zeng Xianchun. Call me.

Before the customer finished speaking, my colleagues greeted me warmly. Hello, Brother Zeng! ?

I just thought about it, something was wrong, and then I changed my mind and said, Hello, Brother Chun! ?

On second thought, it is still wrong. At this moment, my colleague's face began to tangle. As he pondered how to address the customer, the customer said with a bullish face. Call me Brother Xian.

The judge said that you claimed that you stole food because you were hungry. Then why did you steal money instead of food?

The defendant replied,? Because ..... because you have to pay for everything. ?

3. Mr. Li has lost his hair badly recently, and he is very upset.

I heard that there is a doctor who specializes in treating hair loss in a nearby city, and Mr. Li immediately rushed to seek medical treatment.

The doctor cooperated. How many bottles does Mr. Li want? Special hair tonic? And told him to send it once a week for inspection.

For three weeks in a row, Mr. Li sent it once.

The doctor replied that the effect was very good.

The fourth week, Mr. Li didn't send it.

The doctor only received a letter that said,? Send me my hair. ?

The rich man looked at the farmer sitting next to him and wanted to insult him, so he said to the farmer. Look at yourself. How far can you get from the donkey?

The farmer looked the rich man up and down, looked at the distance between them, and calmly replied:? It's close, right next to it. ?

5. Someone asked a tourist:? You have been to many places. What do you think is the best place?

? Go home, of course. ?

? Since it's good to be at home, why do you want to travel?

? If I don't come out, how can I know if my home is good?

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