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His wife's humorous jokes.
When I went back to my parents' home to attend my little cousin's daughter's engagement wedding, I saw my big cousin, the tigress, planning enthusiastically outside the house. Clear the table to greet the guests, still mumbling, my daughter's this, my daughter's that, I'm so surprised that the bowl will drop.
Because the "my daughter" in her mouth is the daughter of the little wife, who was scolded by the big wife many times as a child as a "dead girl", "losing money" and "cheap embryo".
Let's not talk about the amazing attitude of the eldest sister-in-law to the little sister-in-law's daughter. Now seeing big sister-in-law and little sister-in-law is like a pair of sisters talking and laughing. I'm not the only one. Many relatives who know their past are shocked.
In the past, the first wife and the second wife really pointed fingers at each other, never playing hardball, and there was absolutely no peace. Why are they all transsexuals?
02
My sister-in-law and sister-in-law are both my aunt's daughters-in-law. Speaking of their stories, it's only three days and three nights. In short, both of them are tough guys.
The first wife was a child prodigy in appearance. The old people said behind her back that there was no meat on her face, either a demon or a demon. Moreover, her mouth is especially good at saying that when quarreling, her lips fly up and down, just like a machine gun sweep. Belong to the kind of reason and tide wait for no man, unreasonable trouble will also stir up three points.
My little sister-in-law is called Chen Feng, and she is very beautiful. Although he doesn't talk much, he is also a malicious character, known as "Feng Chili". At that time, because I wanted the highest bride price in the village, I had an argument with my first wife as soon as I entered the door.
It is said that two tigers are not allowed in one mountain. Sure enough, the eldest sister-in-law wanted to walk sideways because she gave birth to two sons after marriage. Sister-in-law is a little less imposing because she gave birth to two daughters, but she can make money by tailoring, which also makes her sister-in-law envy and hate.
My aunt was caught in the middle in those years and was also in a dilemma. Sometimes, she secretly gave her grandson chicken legs and was scolded by her little wife. Sometimes I secretly help my little wife do some housework and get scolded by my big wife.
03
The contradiction between the big cousin and the little cousin warmed up after the big cousin went out and made a lot of money.
The eldest cousin earned a lot of money because of contracting projects, and the eldest sister-in-law also made a fortune with her husband and wife. Originally, you were rich and lived a comfortable life, but the first wife didn't want to show off in front of the second wife.
How does the first wife show off? She wore a thick gold chain and a mink coat, and at the same time stuffed her old clothes and trousers into her little wife's hand. While hating iron not to produce steel, he scolded his little wife, saying that her stomach was disappointing, she could not give birth to a son, and she was born poor.
Then pretend to show off how much money you earned and how many good things you bought her. I had to bury my little wife when I left, saying that she was blind and had good skin. Unfortunately, she married a poor man and was born with bad karma.
Such humiliation made the little wife stamp her feet with anger, but she was helpless, because it was a fact.
04
But life is like this. Getting carried away will always give you a blow, and the first wife will suffer soon.
It's also a cliche, that is, the big cousin who made money also learned from others to take mistresses and openly brought the outside women back to her hometown.
Although the first wife is usually a "tigress", in front of that woman's bulging belly, she is completely timid. Besides cursing each other, she kept begging each other not to destroy her family. That's pathetic and ridiculous.
What can make the first wife collapse is that the women outside not only do not restrain their arrogance. On the contrary, under the connivance of my cousin, I openly laughed at my cousin's old age and decline, saying that I would marry my cousin instead of my cousin. Without the support of the first cousin, the first wife seems to have lost her backbone and can do nothing but cry.
People in the village don't like eldest sister-in-law, and they see women outside bullying her. They are obviously helping the first wife, but in fact they are secretly poking and waiting to see her jokes.
05
It turns out that at first, the little wife was also rushing to see jokes. You see the woman outside publicly insulted the first wife, but the justice in her bones still made her stand on the side of the first wife.
So, when the woman once again called the first wife senile. It was the little wife who rushed up and dumped the woman's big slap, and it was also the little wife who dragged the big cousin so that he could not violate his conscience and embarrass his two sons.
After this incident, it is not known whether the eldest cousin broke up with the woman outside. After all, there is another one in his belly. However, it is obvious to all that the eldest sister-in-law and the younger sister-in-law turned their enemies into friends and lived in peace.
In the words of my little sister-in-law, why should women embarrass women? After all, my sister-in-law is a member of her family no matter how bad she is. Of course, she wants to share difficulties and happiness.
Through the story between two wives, I also want to give some advice to those sisters-in-law:
(1) Don't let comparison and jealousy blind you.
As a woman, a wife and a daughter-in-law, there is no need to feel superior just because you or your husband have been in power for a while. You know, modesty and low-key make people respect, while too high-profile will only make people hate.
(2) When it rains, it is best to send charcoal in the snow.
No one can guarantee that his life will always be smooth sailing, and no one can guarantee that his life will always be better than others'. In the face of others' difficulties, it is better to give others help in time than to hurt others by watching jokes, and also to save a good relationship for yourself.
(3) Friends should make up but don't get married.
In the face of other people's mistakes, instead of haggling over every ounce, it is better to take a step back and broaden your horizons. If the damage has been done, you might as well be generous, smile and bury your grievances.
In fact, whether it is between sisters-in-law or other relatives. As long as we can respect each other, understand each other and help each other when we are in trouble, we can get along happily and live in harmony.
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